Wednesday, May 21st 2008
Xtina Talks About Her Chichis
Xtina's body is back! I don't know where it went, but it's a good thing she got it back. She might need it later on. In the new issue of UsWeekly, Xtina talks about her huge, wonky chichis.
She said, "It's kind of hilarious! I've never fit into an E-cup before. I look at my husband and go, 'Guess what size this bra is?' And when I tell him, he's just amazed. We keep the tags that prove it, to look back for memory's sake!"
I'm not sure how bra sizes work, but I choose to believe her. Silicone mixed leche makes the chichis grow.
She lost 40lbs in 4 months? Damn, she's slow. A trip to the lipo doctor would have done the trick in 40 minutes! Please, you know that's what she really did.
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Yeah I'm sure it's easy when you're a Disney sex slave.
Sorry I'll stop..
I know better 'cause I am wise, educated & a beauty. Thank You.
"I never fit into a size E."
She says it like a size E is a desirable cup size to have.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
We can all lose 40 lbs in 4 months with airbrushing and photoshop.
When will these mags STOP with the lies.
Makes us ordinary women who don't have trainers/chefs/money feel like shit for having to actually WORK at losing the baby weight.
Shitters looks like a whale.
I hate how celebrities brag about losing all the weight in 2 days by eating healthy, and blah,blah but never mention the staff of plastic surgeons in their closets, xtina here is lying because she parties almost everynight
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Damn it!
I cant get it up thats why ive been tea bagging things all day!
*bloop*
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they totally photoshopped her face. She could never look so good. face it! she's ugly!
Submitted by LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Can i tea bag this?
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No, LoLo--this deserves the Donkey Punch.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
we have all seen Candids of her,a nd she still has some weight on her.
I HATE these issues, when these people have Personal Trainers and Chefs.....regular Moms feel like shit about themselves after seeing this crap.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Can i tea bag this?
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First ... to throw up!