Wednesday, May 21st 2008
The Perfect Present For Shauna Sand
Exquisite lucite heels with a built-in tip jar? These things have Shauna Sand's name all over it. One night in these and Shauna will make 25 cent a killing! She can use the extra money to buy more lip gloss and eye shadow from the Wet 'N Wild section at Rite-Aid.
Seriously, there's no need for shoes. We already have a built-in tip jar. It's called our ass cheeks.
Source VIA Boing boing
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 9:24pm.
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Were you the one who said LA was stalking your MySpace?
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
Those are a riot! Shauna would walk down the street and people would be tossing spare change at her feet! ROTFLMAO!!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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I always say..thank you G-d for my beautiful light colored eyes. Thank You.
Blue, grey, green, your eyes send me
what those colors mean. Blue...unending
so blue gray green...
My gorgeous Blue-Green eyes!
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 11:08pm.
You seem to be in quite a stir every time James Haven sees you. What gives?
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
@sensi...shauna should have bruises all the time then...;)
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
The ugly bitches always suck. They did at your job & your school.They suck on here, too
letinstar -
Shauna Sand only kicks herself when she's REALLY upset! It hurts like a BITCH to get kicked with a sharp pair of lucites!
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
shauna is probably kicking herself for not thinking of this idea first...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 10:56pm.
James Haven is good! Happy to be back! Good to see you!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
JAMES!!!!! *MUAH MUAH MUAH!* I've missed you!
How are you, sweetie?
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Hello Sky! *smooches*
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Figures. The ugly bitches never come round. So predictable. So how was it like growing up?
Hey, rainbow, went on your page for like 30 secs. Snore. Boring!
beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site ★★★ http://www.i n t e r r a c i a l Loving .c o m ★★★... where handsome,WHITE and BLACK men can find pretty and sexual women！ ！！！！！！！！！！！！
***Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 9:39pm.
I dare you Skybitch! Come on! You like my Latin music choices on MySpace? Stop being a bitch to me. Hey, we got it going on here, no?
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NO.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
BB since the airports are at least 25 minutes apart, would you consider sending your
helicopter?
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw
Sky, your face IS pretty. No denying that.
Heart:::
Busy? LOL..
quoting Mr. President:: We might be on 'Just Jared'..
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waterrs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw
Aaaw f it, I'd still come & pick up your asses from Kennnedy or Laguardia.Face it. you've got a friend in NY. Blah!
***Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Sens, nobody says LOL anymore. Just a heads up, my friend.
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Maybe not to YOU. That's just because you are so GD not funny. Poor BB.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
I can't believe I am going here but it is the closest I'll ever be to you. Your people just don't reside in my neighborhood, SkyBitch, sorry.
Sens, nobody says LOL anymore. Just a heads up, my friend.
***Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 9:22pm.
WoW, you Dlisted bitches came through on myspace. Yeah, losing him nearly killed me. My thoughts go out to you & others who have lost a feline child.
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You're looking for sympathy now? Pffft. You have so many cats, I'm surprised you even noticed.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Thanx triscuit. I just wanna snook you. pet owners get the 'snook' part.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 10:17pm.
My city has a landfill too! Which compost pile do you call home?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
WoW, you Dlisted bitches came through on myspace. Yeah, losing him nearly killed me. My thoughts go out to you & others who have lost a feline child.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 10:17pm.
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HUhh?
I'm a little slow,not tart cart bus slow,but drunk slow....
I'm on the Island. For you hillbillys from the rest of the country, the ISLAND is just east of NYC, the center of the UNIVERSE. What a BITCH I am!
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 10:12pm.
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Hey TanBaby...
I was just trying to make you laugh...♥
Where the hell is LoveAngelina to take the heat off of me? Kravitz!
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 10:06pm.
If I had change of a nickel and really low standards, I could get you to blow too.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
That was great! I just Love Dlisters. Alright, Sky, I did have it coming & the pasty comment from Valtrex was priceless. Better than watching Pacino films & waiting for him to blow. Look out! He's gonna blow!
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 10:03pm.
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"How would you like a round~house kick to the head while I was wearing these bad~boys??"
Rex~Kwon~Do
Napoleon Dynamite
Ouch! That roundhouse from Triscuit just put me in my place. Really guys, I wouldn't start if she didn't come a/me 1st. Just saying.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 9:59pm.
Gorgeous after how many beers? I'm on my seventh and all I see is a pasty old skank. And I was being charitable.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
***Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 8:50pm.
before I lay me down to sleep...let me thank the Good Lord for not being born SkyBitch
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Just lay down and go to sleep already. Waking is optional.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Anyway, I'm done feeding the trolls for the night so have fun babbling to yourself about your Dina Lohan levels of glamor and beauty.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
LOL @ beige baby
Bitch, I've never had to stoop down to saying this, but take a look at my pics and compare it to yours. It's not too hard to beat out a tired looking bitch like you in the face department, so I'm not even flattering myself here.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
please, save it. Society does. Always the best, I am. Did you see the vids? Yeah I am 40 yrs old & GORGEOUS!
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 9:50pm.
I'm just glad your mom never heard of Ex-Lax, you would've been twins.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Look! It works!
Yes! What a bitch I am. Just don't come after me Plain Jane!
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 9:50pm.
before I lay me down to sleep...let me thank the Good Lord for not being born SkyBitch
Yeah...thank Jesus you look like a tired forty year old truck stop hooker, right? Phew!
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 9:50pm.
before I lay me down to sleep...let me thank the Good Lord for not being born SkyBitch
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EW. Mean.
I lurves SkyBitch.
Be nice or I'll kung~Fu kick you!
*kidding*
Did they speak Spanish in the home?
G-d christina, you are my worse nightmare! & hers too. The ugly friend who went nowhere. Is she a latina? Just asking...
These are great shoes for Shauna. She can lift coins off the street with her finger toes and pop them into the slot! Righteous!!!
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poor times happen in my wallet - FLA
I have been a long time reader and felt I had to leave a comment about Shauna as we used to be friends who attended Muirlands Junior High School and La Jolla High School (Wiki is wrong, big surprise!) When I knew her she was perhaps the kindest person that I knew. She would do anything for anyone (no snarky comments, please.) She was also a highly intelligent young girl who tested out of high school at the age of 16. No, this wasn't a GED situation. She graduated at the age of 16 with near straight A's. She also came from a great family with both parents being very loving towards her. We had a falling out due to my insecurities and jealousy over her getting all of the attention. She was stunning back then. (M.K., I will send you her yearbook photos over the weekend. I have a garage that needs cleaning). All of the boys were in love with her and I couldn't stand it. Sadly, when I look at what she has become now, I feel sick. I don't know what has happened in her life to make her turn to this. If I saw her today, I would give her a hug. Sorry, didn't mean to turn the conversation to the somber side, I just thought that all of the ridicule might not be warranted. Something HAD to have happened to her for her to decide that this was the way to live her life considering what she came from.