Wednesday, May 21st 2008
The Perfect Present For Shauna Sand
Exquisite lucite heels with a built-in tip jar? These things have Shauna Sand's name all over it. One night in these and Shauna will make 25 cent a killing! She can use the extra money to buy more lip gloss and eye shadow from the Wet 'N Wild section at Rite-Aid.
Seriously, there's no need for shoes. We already have a built-in tip jar. It's called our ass cheeks.
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Those shoes are my moms man!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
http://www.intimatemingle.com
they are great, the clothes, the hair and the smile. i signed in the site ++ INTIMATEMINGLE.COM ++and some men were talking them and said they are attractive.
Aww those shoes take all the fun out of pelting strippers with nickles and dimes. Come on ya'll know you do it too.
OMG.
Submitted by madam s. on May 21, 2008 - 6:17pm.
ahhahahaa! I love how it's a coin slot and not geared for bills at all. Seems about right.
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LOL! I showed them to my friend and she said "Wow, those have to get heavy from the coins" I said "Bitch, think bills not coins you cheap ass ho!"
Holy Hooker Hooves!
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
I guess I'm the only one who loves these hooker shoes. I wonder if they come in all clear???
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Shauna can carry her daughters' milk money around in them.
Is it wrong that I got those for my sister for her birthday?
ahhahahaa! I love how it's a coin slot and not geared for bills at all. Seems about right.
Actually, I am wrong, it wasn't two months ago, it was April 19th with the story about strippers being charged a pole tax in TX.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Hey, I sent this to MK too. It was not that source link but I sent that photo to him like two months ago and I posted about it here that long ago too, they're on eBay.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Wonder if they will make an ATM version of them?
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How soon before a tipper sues for broken fingers. You gotta think of these things.
Who is Shauna Sands? Is she a pornstar?
Personally, I prefer slipping the bucks right into the dancer's g-string.
But that's just me. Personal preference.
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Much like a tie in the doorknob translates to "do not enter", a lucite heels wearing being translates immediately to "cheap whore".
Whatever happened to the good ol' bra for stuffing your dollars?
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The epitome of KLASSY. Can you imagine them filled with change instead of bills? Nice workout you'd get just strutting around. "Shake those nickels baby!"
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Excuse me, but I am the original bitch. I have the same shoes bit in the ball of the shoe is a dayglow dollar sign. I sent the pic to MK 2 wks ago. I even did a special pedicure for him. Mrs. Kravits is my witness. I just love being at the head of a curve. Wanna be there? Watch me.
Bitches, the advice column is up and SWINGIN'!!!
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Mabel
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
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I have those.
No, I wont tell you my stage name!!
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"I don't understand why do I stress a man, when there's so many better things at hand"-Amy Winehouse
oh shit my best friend has those shoes!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Hey!
Who took those out of my closet?!
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