They Make Sense
Star Magazine reports that Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder are a new couple. They're good together. They are both responsible for pretty much ruining "Bram Stoker's Dracula" with their wooden chemistry. Hopefully, their dates will consist of acting classes and colonics.
The original Wino and Keanu are currently filming "The Privates Lives of Pippa Lee" together. A source said they are always in each other's trailers. The source went on to say, "They are also always hugging on the set. The chemistry is really electric." Electric? In their pretty, little dreams. There's nothing electric about two pieces of wet wood.
OG Wino has also been spending time at Keanu's NYC apartment during breaks in filming.
They belong together. Keanu lives like a homeless person, so at least he doesn't have to worry about her stealing anything. Unless he wants her to steal his heart. Awwww. BARF! Donkey punch me if I ever get that sappy again.
EW they would be perfect together if Winona got back to looking dirty and less Stepford Wife like she does now...she looks so so extreme, like her face is going to pop off her body. Keanu looks like he's stoned most of the time, might loosen up her anus...
Your face!
I love that movie...so sensual in such a perverted way....shit am I PREvert??????????????????????????????????????????????????
they are both junkies...perfect together.
drug addicts
xoxox
The war isn't working.
What the hell??? I thought she was engaged to Blake Sennett from Rilo Kiley.
Well, I guess it's all for the best, there's only enough room for one 'Wino and Blake' in this world.
Viva La BLAAAAKE!
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oooooooofar outtt Wi and Ke WIkeke? too good. :)
Gary Oldman is the hottest. :O
Yeah this couple would definitely be snooze city. I have yet to see Dracula but one of my favourite songs is off of there (Love Song for a Vampire) and the only reason I'll watch it is for Gary Oldman's hot ass self.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
I love Winona Ryder!
And Gary Oldman is a fox ^_^
@James Haven:
All's well, that ends well. And you did get to have some yummy key lime pie.
P.S. I miss you. You don't call, you don't write......
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
She is my favorite actress. She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. Is she single now?
Aww MK, you're going soft on us! Get some Viagra for that shit!
xoxo
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"So, what do you do if you're a Satanist?"
"Sacrifice virgins and stuff."
"I guess that lets us off the hook."
Submitted by forever.now on May 22, 2008 - 12:00am.
Why thank you. James Haven is glad to know he makes people happy.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
to james haven...
what a nice story about you outsmarting a thief. you cheered me up. :)
the only real chemistry he will have is if he does another gay movie
Submitted by gucci on May 21, 2008 - 11:32pm.
Thanks gucci! *MUAH*
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Gay or straight james, i will have you any day of the week.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I saw that Shakespeare movie he did when I was in uni. The whole class started laughing when he made his first appearance. Then everytime he'd say a line, somebody would end it with "Dude" or "whoah."
I care about these two getting together about as much as I care about any of the people on the Hills, Paris Hilton, Asshole and Guyliner, and American Idol.
Put together.
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i don't know how i feel about this...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 21, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Don't listen to the rumors Two Drink! James Haven loves the ladies! That rumor was started by jealous h8trs!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
OMG, you're (I hate that mistake). Well, blame Stella and long hours...
James Haven - I don't care what team you play for...your on mine now...
James Haven took Winona on a date, a few years back. James Haven picked her up promptly and took her to a restaurant where they proceeded to have fine wine and dinner. As the night progressed, Winona moved in closer to James Haven. Was it the wine or James Haven's charm that had Winona's hand slowly moving up James Haven's leg?
We will never know what could have been because Winona suddenly left the restaurant. She said she just got a call from her agent and needed to speak with him about the role of a lifetime! She told James Haven to "Sit tight" she would be back in 10 minutes. Well, 10 minutes went by and so did the desert tray. James Haven had a piece of Key Lime pie, to die for! James Haven reached for his pocket watch that his great grandfather, Drahoslov gave him as a small boy.
Stop in the name of Angelina! The pocket watch was gone! "Thief"!! cried James Haven. The maitre'd ran over to fan James Haven and give him a glass of water. He asked James Haven if he knew who stole the watch. Well, James Haven ain't no rat, so he said he didn't know. But it had to be Winona! All the while James Haven thought it was his piercing green eyes and pearly whites that were the reason Winona's hands were roamin' when it was really great grandpappy's pocketwatch!
James Haven saw Winona a month later at Punky Brewsters annual Summer bash. James Haven got the pocketwatch back! ;)
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
hairypothead:
they have great cemestry i've always thought so.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Sooooo, this must mean that Blake Sennett is single... FINALLY! Ah, I love that little man.
Winona and Keanu are good together I suppose. They can have smelly has-been sex.
p.s. GARY OLDMAN FOR HSOTD!
Best wishes for them, I saw their privacy pics on a celeb dating site " millionaireloves.co m", they also share their loving stroy on it, so sweet!
Ahh, Keanu ruined Dracula but I still love him. "I know where the bastard sleeps....DUDE!"
They'll at least look good together.
Somebody slap me, quick! I was actually GLAD to hear these 2 got together.
Submitted by mike - Here's a very young Keanu (1984) on some Canadian kids program:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF9pQriV8Lg
LOL Mike, I saw this a few weeks ago. God, I LOVE Keanu. For realz! :P
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See you later, Sluts!
Say it with me... GARY OLDMAN!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Yeah wynona is gorgeous in a dark witchy sort of way. she looks even better now that she's older.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
what he/she said ^
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
No crap here, coiled-n-hissing. Winona is an attractive woman. Striking, in fact.
Her best performance was in "The Age of Innocence". Loved her in that.
Now, back to GARY OLDMAN!
"Immortal Beloved" is another brilliant performance by a gifted actor. And he's HAWT in it,too!
I think Winona Ryder is gorgeous as hell! She seems like a high-riding BITCH, but I don't care.
I would bang Keanu Reeves, I like that dumb, sexy, and homeless allure of his. Oh and smelly.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
I loved Keanu in POINT BREAK. I also loved Dracula but I had to admit how poorly cast he was in his role. I have always hated Wyno, I end up liking some of her movies but not because she is in them.
I love "Bram Stoker's Dracula" despite those two's terrible performance and accents in it.
And I'd take Gary Oldman (even as Dracula) any day over Keanu Reeves. He was great in the film (as was everyone else, except these two).
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
"Submitted by Sensimina on May 21, 2008 - 7:15pm.
Gary Oldman is hot as hell as Beethoven in "Immortal Beloved".
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What a fantastic flick that is. I still get teary at end. He was made to play that part.
I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
Sensimina:
Immortal Beloved is my favorite movie with Gary, my absolute favorite. second to that is dracula. i also liked him in the scarlett letter to. he looked realy good in this film.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I'll take crap for this but her face is gorgeous. Perfect features. And lush figure. I can't hate on her. She is perfect in costume dramas.
Keanu...yawn.
Gary Oldman....sexy beast! Even as Dracula.
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
Gary Oldman is hot as hell as Beethoven in "Immortal Beloved". Then again I would screw Tom Hulce in "Amadeus" in like two seconds so maybe I just have a fetish for that shit.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Me and Mr. Green Is Good were discussing Dracula.
If you compare the Bela Lugosi version to the Gary Oldman version, Mina and Jonathan aren't interesting. They do however, further the plot.
Keanu and Winona had some heavy competition with Gary Oldman and Anthony Hopkins.
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Winona Ryder and wooden do not go in the same sentence unless the word 'not' is also included in the middle somewhere.
How did she help ruin Dracula? That was all Keanu!
Keanu needs a good girlfriend. I volunteer.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 21, 2008 - 4:36pm.
And they think we are stupid enough to fall for it? PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT.
not bloody likely!
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Submitted by Datura on May 21, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Nice Woody Allen reference. :)
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I was waiting for that!
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Kinda think it's like this: What actress is gonna convince the public that Peenu doens't like the sausage, so that we can promote this movie and have these characters have some measure of credibility....Hmmmm...it's worked before. Think people, think. They are a "couple" like me and Johnny Depp are secret lovers...Shhh...Brad Pitt doesn't know
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
*or what
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 21, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Submitted by mike on May 21, 2008 - 3:24pm.
I heard he was polymorphously perverse
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Nice Woody Allen reference. :)
As for these two... hrm. I guess they make sense together. They're similarly pretty and similarly daft.
(I know that's what's makes my marriage work...)
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
GARY OLDMAN!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
What's this thread about again? Keanu and Winona?
Oh yeah. Uh... they were in a movie with Gary Oldman.
Yeah gucci, Mila Jovovich is a striking woman, AND she was in a movie with.... say it with me..... GARY OLDMAN!!!