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Star Magazine reports that Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder are a new couple. They're good together. They are both responsible for pretty much ruining "Bram Stoker's Dracula" with their wooden chemistry. Hopefully, their dates will consist of acting classes and colonics.
The original Wino and Keanu are currently filming "The Privates Lives of Pippa Lee" together. A source said they are always in each other's trailers. The source went on to say, "They are also always hugging on the set. The chemistry is really electric." Electric? In their pretty, little dreams. There's nothing electric about two pieces of wet wood.
OG Wino has also been spending time at Keanu's NYC apartment during breaks in filming.
They belong together. Keanu lives like a homeless person, so at least he doesn't have to worry about her stealing anything. Unless he wants her to steal his heart. Awwww. BARF! Donkey punch me if I ever get that sappy again.
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Green is Good:
oooh what a yummy ad! i remember the model when she first stared out!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Keanu looks like he would have some serious B.O. issues. Winona looks like a pill popper. I'm just trying to figure out why it took so long for these two yawn makers to get together?
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God be with you, dumbass.
***Submitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 6:10pm.
Sky, Two Drink - I loved him as the crooked, pill popping dirty dick in "The Professional".
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Fuck yeah, and I'm glad you brought that up. WTF was he supposed to be doing there??? I thought I had tried everything, dammit!
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Hey, Sluts! You want see some walking sex? Check out Gary Oldman and Milla Jovovich filming a Donna Karan ad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAIWFv92dKY&feature=related
The man is smoldering hot. Wear asbestos panties around this hot slut.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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@Min:
Where's your new stalker girlfriend?
*laffs at own bad joke*
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Sky, Two Drink - I loved him as the crooked, pill popping dirty dick in "The Professional".
M.E. - He is my fantasy
***Submitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 6:04pm.
SkyBitch - agreed, Oldman is fricken awsome.
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He was even HWAT in 'True Romance' and they certainly tried their damndest to make him otherwise. Can't hide the HWATness!
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
huh? They were perfect from the start. No talents duhs. But, this is a great movie....
"Like a voice that speaks to me when I am alone leh"
SkyBitch - agreed, Oldman is fricken awsome.
Like Keanu in Point Break and Constatine.
Submitted by Bjork You on May 21, 2008 - 5:57pm.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 6:19pm: "You're one of those people who thinks everyone is gay, aren't you?"
Welllll, not everyone...
And woudn't the world be brighter if everyone were?
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With decidedly less blobs for Adoptalina to get her wizened claws on.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Oldman IS HWAT! Keanu was HWAT in Point Break.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 21, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Oldman and Rossellini dated but did not mary.
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Ooooooooooooooooh, I thought they had married....Thanks!
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 21, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Gary Oldman is HWAT.
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And he was married to Isabella Rossellini for about 20 minutes in the 90's
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Oldman and Rossellini dated but did not mary. He was married to Uma Thurman, though.
I loved Keanu in Speed. Totally fucktastic!
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
***Submitted by Green Is Good on May 21, 2008 - 5:54pm.
C'mon Sluts! Join in bugging the shit out of MK to make Gary Oldman the Hot Slut of the Day.
He probably hates that shit, but so be it.
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It should only take one request. Well, it only took one when I submitted 'Manny' from Scarface.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 6:19pm: "You're one of those people who thinks everyone is gay, aren't you?"
Welllll, not everyone...
And woudn't the world be brighter if everyone were?
C'mon Sluts! Join in bugging the shit out of MK to make Gary Oldman the Hot Slut of the Day.
He probably hates that shit, but so be it.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Submitted by Green Is Good on May 21, 2008 - 2:19pm.
I'm emailing MK right now. Gary Oldman for Hot Slut of the Day!
HOT SLUT!! HOT SLUT!!!
Agreed!
I know there's something wrong with me but I find that goofy young Keanu to be really hot. I think it's my lifelong weakness for skateboarders.
Did someone say Gary Oldman? ***Swoon***
And Tom Waits?
Seriously, those are who I think of when I think of that Dracula flick and I will always love it for them. But in my heart of hearts, when I think of Gary, I remembered him pummeling Christian Slater and asking something like "Is this white boy day? This ain't white boy day."
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
Nice G-strign SkyBitch!
*snort*
Submitted by mike on May 21, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Here's a very young Keanu (1984) on some Canadian kids program:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF9pQriV8Lg
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Let's just say he has aged VERY well.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Here's a very young Keanu (1984) on some Canadian kids program:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF9pQriV8Lg
Submitted by mike on May 21, 2008 - 5:24pm.
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Marry me.
Or at least throw me down and make me ashamed in the morning.
Words be sex-ay.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Submitted by madam s. on May 21, 2008 - 5:29pm.
mike,
"Facultatively bisexual" sounds so HWAT.
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Am I the only dumbshit that had to look it up??
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
I wonder if there is a website for Facultatively Bisexual and Polymorphously Perverse Individuals. Because if not, that is discrimination.
Submitted by mike on May 21, 2008 - 3:30pm.
THAT one I believe, pussy cat.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
I liked them as a couple in that movie.
*looks around*
No, no SkyBitch here. Nope.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 21, 2008 - 6:27pm.
I've heard he's actually just plain boring.
mike,
"Facultatively bisexual" sounds so HWAT.
Submitted by mike on May 21, 2008 - 3:24pm.
I heard he was polymorphously perverse
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Notice? No skybitch here
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Gary Oldman is HWAT.
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And he was married to Isabella Rossellini for about 20 minutes in the 90's.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
The story I've always heard about Keanu is that he's extremely passive, and thus very open to suggestion when it comes to sexual liaisons. Meaning, I guess, he's facultatively bisexual.
is jellus.
Every Fag has his Hag. I wonder how big her strap on is???
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 21, 2008 - 6:19pm.
I'm emailing MK right now. Gary Oldman for Hot Slut of the Day!
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Ooooo yes please!
Has Oscar the Grouch ever been HSOTD?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
@Green:
Gary Oldman is HWAT.
Sid: Where's the soap?
Nancy: Up your ass!
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
It'll be over once he farts her out of the trailer a time or two. I hear he has wicked gas issues.
I'd still let him naughty me in the no-no regardless. I'm a ho like that.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Isn't the rumor that Fishsticks stole the script for Shakespear in Love from Noni, hence they are no longer friends. Anyhow, this is an odd pairing. I thought she had a thing for rockers?
I'm emailing MK right now. Gary Oldman for Hot Slut of the Day!
Submitted by Bjork You on May 21, 2008 - 6:17pm.
What? He's gay. He's always linked with any actress with whom he's makinga movie. Winona and Keanu are in each other's trailers doing drugs. Please.
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You're one of those people who thinks everyone is gay, aren't you?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 21, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Gary Oldman was brilliant in Dracula. Then again, Gary Oldman steals the show in any movie he's in.
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Agreed 100000000 x infinity
Madam S:
yeah i would definately get into bed with gary if his wife gave me permission lololol!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
What? He's gay. He's always linked with any actress with whom he's makinga movie. Winona and Keanu are in each other's trailers doing drugs. Please.
He's still a hunk, though.
Fif, who's meaner: Fishsticks or Noni (remember when they were best friends?)?
OMFG! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONKEY PUNCHED!!!!!!!! you're so fking hillarious!!!!
Regarding Keanu in Dracula.
If you watch the 1931 version of Dracula starring Bela Lugosi, Keanu was copying the performance of David Manners (John Harker). He's beige, boring, the "hero". *Yawn*
No wonder the Dames go for Dracula. He's hawt.
I could watch Tom Wait's bit part in "Bram Stoker's Dracula" again and again and again. Best part about the film.
And Gary Oldman was pretty hot too. The crazy hairdos rocked.
Wait! If they are together, that means she ISN'T with Blake Sennett from Rilo Kiley.. which means I can have some respect for the man again.