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Star Magazine reports that Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder are a new couple. They're good together. They are both responsible for pretty much ruining "Bram Stoker's Dracula" with their wooden chemistry. Hopefully, their dates will consist of acting classes and colonics.
The original Wino and Keanu are currently filming "The Privates Lives of Pippa Lee" together. A source said they are always in each other's trailers. The source went on to say, "They are also always hugging on the set. The chemistry is really electric." Electric? In their pretty, little dreams. There's nothing electric about two pieces of wet wood.
OG Wino has also been spending time at Keanu's NYC apartment during breaks in filming.
They belong together. Keanu lives like a homeless person, so at least he doesn't have to worry about her stealing anything. Unless he wants her to steal his heart. Awwww. BARF! Donkey punch me if I ever get that sappy again.
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So, I guess she and Pinsky are over?
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i agree.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 6:04pm.
I smell desperation and a new movie coming out!
Word. Winona's been looking like her ovaries have shriveled into raisins, and Keanu, well, Keanu's Keanu.
Gary Oldman was brilliant in Dracula. Then again, Gary Oldman steals the show in any movie he's in.
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These two?? Not so much.
I'd totally eff Keanu. Totally. Even after I saw his vomiting out of a car picture. Remember that one? Classy.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Winona and Keanu's Excellent Adventure...Through Saks fifth avenue....
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Well fifi if thats the case.....
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I loved the Dracula movie. But they both did suck donkey balls in it.
Gary Oldman was AWSOME as Dracula.
Oh this is actually kind of cute! I'm surprised they hadn't date before in the early 90s.
I smell desperation and a new movie coming out!
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
I bet when she's kissing him, she's thinking about Dracula.
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But...but...she's such a mean cunt...and he's so sweet...
Kiss,
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"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
2 has-beens getting together...how quaint.
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Yeah these two have great chemestry i always thought so.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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