Tori Spelling Ruins Everything
Do you like a little fug with your ice cream? If the answer is yes, then you should have dragged your lazy ass to Baskin Robbins in Los Angeles today. Tori Spelling was scooping out ice cream to expectant mothers for National Pregnant Fug Day. No, it was for "Wednesday is Bump Day." Still gross.
At least Tori Spelling is learning a new skill. That way when people finally stop hiring her ass and the money dries up, she has a second career to fall back on.
Not only is Tori Spelling ruining ice cream today, but she's also ruining the 90210 spin-off. Not that it needs help in that department. Kristin's E! is reporting that Tori was written into the pilot after she begged producers to guest star. Tori will be back as Donna Martin, but will only utter a few lines.
Ian Ziering is also interested in guest starring in the pilot and it's close to happening. The producers are really missing the point here. Why bother with all those cows when you only need one bitch to make this show complete. Three words: Brenda Michelle Walsh. BMW! I don't think her middle name was Michelle, but it sounds right to me.
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heres the baskin and robbins beverage with a caloric count over 1400, nearly half of which are from fat:
http://www.baskinrobbins.com/Nutrition/product.aspx?Category=aBeverages&...
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 3:35pm.
Unfortch he is MUCH prettier than me!
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
LCT- You've got yourself a faintly lesbo deal. ;)
I totally get what you mean about Hollywood and pregnancies. These women seem like they're pregnant for goddamned EVER because they can't get enough of the attention a big belly and chunky face gets them. Nothing brings out a narcissist's inner narcissist like having a baby batter cake rising in their damn oven.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 21, 2008 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 3:28pm.
DAMN, another hot dlsiter.
You horz are makin' me crazy!!!!!
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If you look anything like Alec Baldwin I's in looooove!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 3:28pm.
DAMN, another hot dlsiter.
You horz are makin' me crazy!!!!!
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 21, 2008 - 6:30pm.
First of all, if that's you in your avie, I'm in girlcrush heaven. ;)
I'm actually embarrassed to be pregnant. Yeah, I'll talk about it because it's kind of a big thing in my life but fuck- it means everybody knows I give it out! I almost choked trying to tell my mom and I'm thiry friggin' years old and married. AND have two other kids!
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Sweet apple pie. I'll girl crush back on you too, although I'll just high five you on your way into the delivery room if that's OK.
I wouldn't be worried about the giving out part as taking it. Tee hee. You're one of the cool pregnant people who understands that there are other things in life besides pregnancy and babies. And I heart you for it.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Can't someone please make her go away? please?
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 5:28pm.
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First of all, if that's you in your avie, I'm in girlcrush heaven. ;)
I'm actually embarrassed to be pregnant. Yeah, I'll talk about it because it's kind of a big thing in my life but fuck- it means everybody knows I give it out! I almost choked trying to tell my mom and I'm thirty friggin' years old and married. AND have two other kids!
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
WTF bump day -I thought it was Hump day you know so you can make a bump- Bump day should be Thursday the day after hump day
I think I am going to start going around in Maternity Drag. DawnieDD told me Peas in A Pod have great smocks....now THAT will fuck up the Red Necks in Atlanta....a Pregnant Drag Queen.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
What the fuck is Wednesday is Bump Day? Every fucking day is bump day for pregnant people. Come the fuck on. ISprained, I know you're expecting, and I don't mean this in your direction, just Hollywood's, but ENOUGH WITH THE EGOTISTICAL PREGNANCIES. GFDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, I shouldn't have kids.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Its time for her to retire and devote her time and energy into her family.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
i read one of b n r shakes has like, 1400 calories
It's not that she is ugly (which she is), it's that she holds her 'beauty' in such high regard. Delusion is never attractive. Unless it's on me, in which case, I am HWAT.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
This one's pregnant again?
Anybody who uses the term "baby bump" can lick my unshorn asscrack.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Isn't she due? Like, yesterday?
"Wednesday is Bump Day"?? Pregnant women shouldn't do cocaine, even if it IS just a bump.