Monogamy Is Dead
If Jodie Foster can't keep her vagina in her pants, who can? I know I can't. The National Enquirer claims Jodie Foster cheated on her woman of 14 years, Cydney Bernard, with movie producer Cindy Mort (above). Cindy used to bump oysters with Melanie Mayron from thirtysomething. The two crazy gals have two kids together. Jodie and Cydney are also raising two kids together.
Lesbian homewreckers exist?! I thought they were just an urban legend.
A source said, "Although she and Cydney remain under the same roof at the moment, the relationship has been shattered. They’ll continue to raise the boys together and try to keep a loving family unit despite their breakup. The love is gone."
Jodie plans to move to another one of her Hollywood Hills home and Cydney will live in another.
There's really no such thing as monogamy anymore. Lesbians are supposed to set the bar.
And how many times do you think Jodie has accidentally screamed "Cydney" while doing the scissor with Cindy? Awkward!!!!
Thanks Christine
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 8:36am.
Ricki we better watch our backs, The PTA crew is going to find us and chase us down with their ford windstars all while wearing their favorite mom jeans! Seriously you all look like you cut Walmart coupons all day while shopping online for plus size snoopy sweaters. I love how you all have that 40 something miserable grin in your pictures!!! haha
I don't think any of the d-listers who posted pics of themselves here look anything like what you described above.
They all look very attractive to me. They can put pics of themselves up if they want to.
And even if they did, what's wrong with looking like a 40 yr. old mom?
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
I have read this news and many people are discussing about this on RichMingle.com, a site for celebrities and wealthy people. Really hot
Flamers, go to hell!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Yeah, I noticed the two bitchy queens aren't posting their pictures.
Jeez, give it a rest...Jimmy Bocca and ricki lake...what the hell is your problem?
401 comments? and all over two queens bitching about avies?
Jesus F. Ing. Christ I didn't realize it was time for another flame war on Dlisted. Will this place ever get back to the normal fun it used to be? I thought the focus here was to be shitty to the stupid celebretards, not each other. Fuck I can't wait for another "list" to crop up *eyeroll*
Behave & relax people. This is a really fun place. Let's not muck it up with personal shit okay? Just my $.02 but whatever. It's hard to ignore when something annoys you but just try it. It works wonders. Okay I'm done with my preachy mom mode. Just have fun you snarky hoes! XoXo
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Dick In A Box LIVE:
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 22, 2008 - 9:24am.
Jimmy Bocca;
Suck a bag of dicks.
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Hahahahahaha that's my new favourite. Suck a bag of dicks. Hahahaah.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Sweetas on May 22, 2008 - 10:05am.
I don't understand why some people don't get that this is a celeb bashing site and we will bash celebs here. Really, it's not that difficult a concept. Next week: how to open a door using the knob.
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ooh goody!! whens the lesson on tying my shoes? Im getting sick of having to wear velcro all the time :(
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
_Submitted by Sweetas on May 22, 2008 - 11:05am.
Dont know why they hate'n on this virgin donkey.
My ass is not in the PTA.
My ass just hauls things
and puts its nuts on stuff too
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Sweetas. I find it interesting how these two shit stirrers won't even post their own "attractive" photos.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Look out LoLo, you won't be able to get rid of him! lol
I don't understand why some people don't get that this is a celeb bashing site and we will bash celebs here. Really, it's not that difficult a concept. Next week: how to open a door using the knob.
OT - this is sad. I guess for a Hollywierd romance though, 14 years is a LONG haul. Women are bastards! Wait...
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 9:36am.
You better quit following me stalker!
_Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 9:36am.
*Bloop*
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Neither of you two fucks have the balls to post your pictures, I see.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
You can not like the off topic crap as much as you want but some cheap shots at someone's looks is just cruel.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 22, 2008 - 8:27am.
Alas, we are two people, both more attractive than you. See, we met on Dlisted and we chat too, only we do it on an instant messaging program because we're not inconsiderate douches like everyone here with their one-line "Hey girl hey" comments.
My favorite is Jimmy Bocca/Ricki Lake posting comments to itself. It probably fingerpaints with it's own feces.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 8:22am.
Ugh, Jimmy Bocca, didn't you see all their comments? They're all GORGEOUS! Much more gorgeous than hags like, oh I don't know, Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johannson or anyone else more attractive or rich than them.
Submitted by Rocket - Ok, I read somewhere this week (I think Crabbie's) that Brad Pitt was the sperm doner for Jodie's kids.
That's a really bad rumor. Brad was actually always rumored to be the father of good friend Melissa Etheridge's kids, until of course, she revealed it was actually David Crosby.
Jodie's kids are often rumored to be fathered by her former friend (now deceased), Randy Stone.
Jimmy Bocca;
Suck a bag of dicks.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Ok, I read somewhere this week (I think Crabbie's) that Brad Pitt was the sperm doner for Jodie's kids.
Rumor or truth? Where's LoveAngelina when you need her.
Yowza. I thought this has turned into another loony post with 300+ comments popping up overnight.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
"Bumping oysters" oh, MK, you KILL me.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Lesbian homewreckers exist?! I thought they were just an urban legend.
LMAO...MK, they are everywhere, man, woman, it doesnt matter, "homewrecker" is like a gene. :)
I am shocked and disappointed in Jodie. I thought she had more class than that.
And better taste in women.
Yuck.
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
Dang it. I miss all the fun. Stupid sleeping.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Cindy Mort looks like a plump Terry Hatcher!
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"Won't you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff"
***Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 22, 2008 - 12:15am.
Thank you Sky.
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You're welcome. Nite.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Good night Frito, get well soon.
Goodnight everyone.
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Thank you Sky.
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Frito - you just take some care. No, really take the care...you take it
Sorry, Seinfeld. I know.
tata
this is captain cornchip signing off
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 21, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Good night Frito, I hope you get some rest and also
feeling better.
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Good night sluttsville, tell that damn baby to quit smoking other wise when it's four, it will look like it is 24
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 21, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Frito! I've been reading the posts so I know that you got loaded up for this evening...I take it the test went ok but did you hear back from the ENDO yet? I am hopong tomorrow you will be less sore. We can't have Daddy Dorito getting more grey hairs on his left eyebrow now..
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went to the endo a long time ago they raised my meds to combat the weight gain that incurred from this, but that didn't help the docs think its something to do with spinal fluid.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Frito! I've been reading the posts so I know that you got loaded up for this evening...I take it the test went ok but did you hear back from the ENDO yet? I am hopong tomorrow you will be less sore. We can't have Daddy Dorito getting more grey hairs on his left eyebrow now...
;-) TEAM FRITO!
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ECRU BRUTE`! (that is Latin, right?)
nothing wrong with peeing in the shower
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
night sluttz
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Sheeps, I bet Jodie has also been dreaming of a giant clambake.
Good night Dv8, and on that note I've got to go.
Remember folks to wash your lederhosen, have all your paperwork up to date on your gardner, and stop peeing in the shower.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 22, 2008 - 12:54am.
Of course.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 21, 2008 - 10:53pm.
Frito, you are breaking my heart right now. Is anyone there taking care of you?
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yep. i'm at my parents house and my older sis came home from law school i made her watch the labyrinth with me. my favorite worm. i think she enjoyed watching star wars, too. I felt like a little muppet actrion
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 21, 2008 - 10:53pm.
Frito, you are breaking my heart right now. Is anyone there taking care of you?
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yep. i'm at my parents house and my older sis came home from law school i made her watch the labyrinth with me. my favorite worm. i think she enjoyed watching star wars, too. I felt like a little muppet actrion
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
***Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 21, 2008 - 11:51pm.
Oh you didn't know either, well thats what happened, I was kicked off and now I am Heart...if I had been thinking I could have been AMOUR but I am not that quick. LOL.
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I'm not trying to be a bitch here, but I'm curious...are you planning on changing anything other than your name when you come back?
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Well, carry on LA. I know you have been missed.
NIGHT ALL!
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 21, 2008 - 10:48pm.
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dirty lederhosen, that made me laugh haha
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 21, 2008 - 9:52pm.
*clearing throat* Whoooaaaa. (Thank you! Too kind!)
Frito, you are breaking my heart right now. Is anyone there taking care of you?
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
dv8 - I think that that was dirty...but CARRY ON
I am passing and heading to bed. You sluts have fun, carry on. Don't let the loons break ya down!
Submitted by dv8trix on May 21, 2008 - 9:49pm.
Slutty: I'm SOOOO dead for that one BTW!
Sheeps: you do a block of wood impression?
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hahahhaha....Keanu doesn't have much range...eh?
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Dv8!! One final Feliz Navidad!!