Wednesday, May 21st 2008

Monogamy Is Dead

If Jodie Foster can't keep her vagina in her pants, who can? I know I can't. The National Enquirer claims Jodie Foster cheated on her woman of 14 years, Cydney Bernard, with movie producer Cindy Mort (above). Cindy used to bump oysters with Melanie Mayron from thirtysomething. The two crazy gals have two kids together. Jodie and Cydney are also raising two kids together.

Lesbian homewreckers exist?! I thought they were just an urban legend.

A source said, "Although she and Cydney remain under the same roof at the moment, the relationship has been shattered. They’ll continue to raise the boys together and try to keep a loving family unit despite their breakup. The love is gone."

Jodie plans to move to another one of her Hollywood Hills home and Cydney will live in another.

There's really no such thing as monogamy anymore. Lesbians are supposed to set the bar.

And how many times do you think Jodie has accidentally screamed "Cydney" while doing the scissor with Cindy? Awkward!!!!

Thanks Christine

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Mr. President on May 22, 2008 - 12:28pm.

Thank you Mr. Presidente! You`re sweet. I salute you!

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

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Submitted by James Haven on May 21, 2008 - 8:26pm.

When did this place take a turn down Nasty Lane? Ignore these people who are obviously unhappy with themselves.
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James is right! Unhappy people LOVE to spread the misery around. If they're not happy, they don't want anyone else to be either.

That is why we are going to:

Accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative
Latch on to the affirmative
Don't mess with Mister In-Between

You've got to spread joy up to the maximum
Bring gloom down to the minimum
Have faith or pandemonium
Liable to walk upon the scene.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about

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Submitted by James Haven on May 22, 2008 - 12:26pm.

When did this place take a turn down Nasty Lane?

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Nasty Lane..sounds kinda hot...oh you mean nasty in a bad way?

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

Two Drink Min's picture

Miso - we all have our "little secrets".
Mine is Greasy Bear. Shut up.

Two Drink Min's picture

Two Drink, very angry at James Haven? Silver Spice Nail Polish? Backordered til WHEN? Things to do Haven...

miso-horny's picture

I think the dude on BB pics is kinda hot, like a young thinner Kevin Smith...ok I think Kevin Smith is hot...(hangs head in shame)

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 21, 2008 - 8:25pm.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 21, 2008 - 11:21pm.

Jokie Foster wants to borrow your nose.LOL
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She is going to have to take a ticket and get in line with all the other bitches.

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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about

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Triscuit-

The title of the Lifetime movie would be
"Spineless Deception: Every Woman's Nightmare" and involve a long, drawn out court ending where a man-hating woman prosecting lawyer sends his ass to jail for life. Yeah, I like watching LifeTime movies when I'm high, and that's like...often.

But seriously, that's fucked up!

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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 21, 2008 - 11:25pm.

BTW: All the avies tonight are great I think all of you are hot sluts.
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Thanks Manny. A guy needs to hear that every once in a while.

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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.

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@ sky;;

Mitten didn't understand BB's p/a .

Hugs:: Tribeca is too much fun.
Traveling soon, but when we get back..
Skye needs to bring it to NYC..

I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw

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Submitted by miso-horny on May 21, 2008 - 11:22pm.

Fuck yeah (excuse my French)!!! I think spammers should be sentenced to eat nothing but canned Spam for life.

You are not only hot (yeah that's my honest opinion, so suck it Ricki Lake) but you also kick ass.

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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.

No Words's picture

Thanks to all of you who showed your pics...I enjoyed seeing you.

My 50-year-old ass (actually 51, my avie was taken when I was 50) is going to split the scene...see you all tomorrow.

*muah*

Two Drink Min's picture

I read these comments they make me have to pee.

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Submitted by Triscuit on May 21, 2008 - 11:23pm.

Does he make housecalls?

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EEG:

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewAlbums&fri...

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Go home and get your fucking shine box.

James Haven's picture

When did this place take a turn down Nasty Lane? Ignore these people who are obviously unhappy with themselves. Perhaps if they all tried alittle MaryKay Body moisturizer after a soak, they would feel good about themselves and stop minding our business!

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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 21, 2008 - 11:21pm.

Jokie Foster wants to borrow your nose.LOL

BTW: All the avies tonight are great I think all of you are hot sluts.

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Two Drink Min's picture

I don't know about you, Miso. But I will definitely be at INTERATIONALLY MINGLING.COM.
Maybe you can meet me there. We can get a pop.

EastEndGirl's picture

RL, Thought not.

Sky linked the crazy cat lady earlier, I just can't remember the thread. :(

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ANYWAY....listen to this shit totally off~topic...........
This chick I used to be friends with got all fucked up on pills(Percocet,Vicodin..etc..and stronger)
Anyway....she got clean.(taking Suboxone)like me...another time....
We just found out her fucking HUSBAND!!!!!has been drugging her everynight.He is a fucking Chiropractor!
Her parents have video proof of this shit!!!!!
AAAhhhh!
Could you imagine this?
It is like a fucking Lifetime movie of the week.......

Two Drink Min's picture

I meant Sky, oh, I have to push the blame.
Stella Artois is it.

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Submitted by Casperyong on May 22, 2008 - 12:20pm.

GO AWAY YOU FUCKING SPAM PIECE OF SHIT! I don`t know you and I hate you with the heat of a thousand suns....

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

SkyBitch's picture

I love mah fake friends! *bawls*

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Go home and get your fucking shine box.

Two Drink Min's picture

KSy, don't take your pic down over one loser.

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Submitted by ricki lake on May 21, 2008 - 7:06pm.

the way you go from ripping apart super hotties for the tiniest flaws and then handle each other so delicately is just kinda sick.
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It's not "sick"...it's what fake friends do for each other.♥
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about

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Submitted by Sensimina on May 22, 2008 - 12:19pm.

Go Ricki! Go Ricki ! Go Ricki! Ahh good times, good times.

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

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I am just a bit curious..................the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on the white and black persons site http://www. i n t e r r ac i a l l o v i n g . c o m last week and she was chatting and discuss with her fans and .....wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@MittenFreak:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...

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Go home and get your fucking shine box.

Two Drink Min's picture

Miso - Careful, "something stroked" almost spit my beer out.

Sensimina's picture

This poster is defaming Ricki Lake! I personally happen to believe that Ricki Lake is a HS and I've enjoyed several of her movies! Not to mention that trash heap of a show she had in the 90s. Loved that.

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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.

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Madame?

Could you point the direction of the cat link?

I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 21, 2008 - 11:15pm.

Bastard!
She could at least swap it out for a ukelele.

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Two Drink Min's picture

Triscuit - you are right. Well said.

Triscuit's picture

Ugh..ricki lake...ugh.

Two Drink Min's picture

You stupid terd. We did it all for a point. So sad you are. Go hide at JJ where they don't have avatars!!

I wanna second what PSL said: I've also met Aphid and she's very lovely, funny, and cool. I saw her without the guitar, too.

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Hmmm....why doesn't ricki flake post a pic?

Durrrrr....

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Go home and get your fucking shine box.

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Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 12:06pm.

Nothing wrong with a little ego stroking....maybe if you were getting something stroked you wouldn't be such a bitter bitch or asshole, you could be a dude for all we know.

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

Triscuit's picture

C'Mon,my sexy Bitches...just LAUGH at the idiot.
We KNOW we are Better than that.
Funny shit.
really????
C'Mon on...................

Two Drink Min's picture

and stupid bitch, if you were on here long enough you would know that!

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Submitted by ricki lake on May 21, 2008 - 8:06pm.

You missed the point. A fucking troll prompted the putting up of pics of self.

Nobody is looking for a "you are gorgeous girl" compliment. Everyone is proving a point to the cat lady.

My avi has always been just me.

Care to share yours?

miso-horny's picture

Hey PSL ...and ricki lake , loved you in ``Hairspray`` but you have become quite catty with age....bitter much?

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

No Words's picture

I think ricki lake missed the whole point of showing each other our pics.

I like seeing what you all look like...I think you all look great.

Tomorrow we can all go back to being "personas" or "characters."

Two Drink Min's picture

ricki lake? Aw does poor baby need more attention? Hmph? Or more pics of me to prove I am who I am. Oh wait. I don't waste my time.

Casperyong's picture

they are hot members of ### I n t e r r a c i a l Loving.com ~~~~~with their special photos ,where handsome,WHITE and BLACK men can find pretty and sexual women

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Hey miso!
Aphid ...don't go!
TV- OUCH....hahahahahhahahahaha

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Submitted by ricki lake on May 21, 2008 - 11:06pm.
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^
@ricki lake:

Lick my shaved pussy, bitch.

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Go home and get your fucking shine box.

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Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 12:06pm.

Who are the hotties , you mean Jodie Foster and the new gf?

I`m confused.

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

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SHEEPS SHEEPS
oh and STOCK BROKER TOO