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Yes, more American Idol nonsense. It won't go away!!! Last night's finale was like one, long commercial. They pushed everything from that lame Mike Myers movie to Guitar Hero. Fetus and Cook both reenacted Tommy Girl's ultra gay scene from "Risky Business" for a Guitar Hero commercial.
Both of the commercials were pretty dorky, but you gotta do what you gotta do. I'm sure the Idol bosses put a gun to Cook's head. However, Fetus' commercial was uncomfortable to watch. That shit is just not right. They should have at least made it believable by putting him in SpongeBob SquarePants underoos.
The minute Fetus came on the screen wearing boxers, pedos everywhere hit "record." Thanks to Guitar Hero and Idol for giving pedos something to do this weekend.
Below is Cook's commercial and above is Fetus'.
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Archuleta apparently refused to do it with "tighty whiteys". He has hawt legs tho.. What? He's almost legal!
I saw the second commercial, and I had no idea it was David Cook.
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SWEET JEEBUS I LOVE The Cookie's commercial. He's TOTALLY HOT!!! I'm so glad he won. Enchilada's video though?...*shudders*...made me feel all dirty. Felt like I needed to go shower with bleach and get Chris Hansen on the horn.
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I liked David Cook's version too. If he has to do sell out commercials at least he did this one well. He obviously studied Tommy. He's a perfectionist lol
I am never playing guitar hero again.
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s Funny...I wonder what they would have done if there was a girl finalist? Had her dancing around in her panties!! Funny!
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I wish David Cook wore pants. Both commercials made me uncomfortable.
I didn't like either version. Sorry. And David Cook is 'weird' to look at. I can't explain it, but he is just so odd-looking to me.
Yes, I agree with you! I saw the discussion about this on RichMingle.com just now and thought your idea is great.
I liked David Cook's version. *slinks away*
Ok, WHY did the Cook version turn me on?!
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I have viewed this video and many people are discussing about this on MeetingRich.com, a site for celebrities and wealthy people. Really hot!
hmmm. appears the younger David was wearing his magic mormon underwear.
Everything that David A does is awkward. That kid needs a childhood.
David Cook's was smug (but what else would you expect) and Archuleta's... well... it felt wrong watching it. I feel so dirty
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David Enchilada??? Baaaa haaa haaa
I'm just wondering when they're going to start calling David Cook, David Cock. (I mean no disrespect - I like him - its just the 7th grader in me.)
MK called it. It was one long asssssssssssssss commercial. The only part worth watching was the last 3 minutes.
Sooooooooooo, the couch jumping thing on Oprah was Tom Cruise's reprise of his original famous scene.
some lady called in 95.5 wplj today and said how happy she was David Cook won.. But she was sad for David Enchilada. and she kept saying Enchilada.
What have you done Derek???? NOTHING!!!!!!
Holy Shit! Captain Kangaroo - I knew I had seen that jacket somewhere before!!!
Young David got it right. Older David looked like he was getting ready to hump the fireplace and has no dancing rhythm whatsoever.
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OH MY GOD!!!!!! That is the best!
They both looked gay doing that. LMAO
David Cook looks like Teri Hatcher's man whore on Desperate Housewives.
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Oh wow, that was just bad.
I loved both ads! HAHAHA! :)
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Wrong on so many levels. I love how Fetus is wearing shorts but Cook isn't. It's as if they KNOW what they are doing is creepy and wrong, but they justify it by putting shorts on the kid, and everything is ok. I also love how they attempted to de-sexualize Fetus' version. He doesn't do the legs-up-in-the-air thing on the couch. Either way, fucking gross.
I don't watch Idol, so someone else will have to answer this for me: where has David A's mother been all this time? His stage dad gets all the attention, but I've never heard his mother mentioned. With their being such upstanding Mormons (pun intended), you'd expect her to be part of his pedo charade as well.
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Eh, D. Cooks' was way better, lol.
D. A's was ackwaaaaard!
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Ew. Just Ew. Double Ew. Ew.
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I threw up in my mouth a little when I watched that. Somewhere in Idaho a man TiVo'd this and then told his wife, "Kate" to run to the store for some milk and eggs. Then he grabbed the tissue box.
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I'll bet Tommy Girl loved it...hey now.
American Idol is satanic...that's the only explanation for them to put out this type of horror into the world.
Dave Cook, poor guy next year he'll have hair plugs, but first hell rock bandanas Brett Michaels style.
Archuleta, one cant really say much about this kid...Good voice, but let's wait till he hits puberty.
Both of those cheesy ads were wrong on levels I refuse to delve into.
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