Thursday, May 22nd 2008

Denise Richards Loves Money

Mother of the year (next to White Oprah), Denise Richards told Larry King that she only did a reality show, because she needed the cash to support her daughters. A friend close to Charlie Sheen told Page Six that Denise a liar.

The friend said, "Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support. Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can't?"

Denise also received $60,000 a month for two years in alimony from Charlie. She also gets a chunk from Charlie's show, "Two And A Half Men." She's expected to make up to $25 million from the show.

That lying bitch! I mean, that lying RICH bitch! Who knew marrying Charlie Sheen was so lucrative? Yes, you have to deal with some fucked up, kinky shit, but it's worth it! I might be able to stomach Charlie going doody on my no-no hole if I knew I would get millions in the end (pun intended). You know that bitch is into some dirty birdy crap.

Here's some pictures of Denise outside TRL studios yesterday looking like a middle-aged, Tennessee stripper arriving in the big city to fulfill her lifelong dream of becoming a Rockette.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Sheeps on May 22, 2008 - 8:43am.
IG: Morning!! DL is known to be edifying.
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Kizzy's picture

If she doesn't want her kids to know all the drama with her and Charlie, why does she keep bringing it up? The whole sperm donor email thing. Absofuckinglutely disgusting. They investigated all of her claims regarding Charlie, and ruled they were unfounded. If she was really concerned over her daughters' welfare, she'd shut up.

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 22, 2008 - 9:43am.
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Tell me about it! Until I found DL, I had no idea what a blumpkin was.

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Submitted by Farrah on May 22, 2008 - 6:43am.

Not Farrahlita?

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww...at her saying that if she'd have wanted anyone's sperm it would have been Sambora's. She's one stank skank.

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Farrah's picture

i saw this ho on Fox and friends this morning (yes, i consider Fox a news channel) and bitch couldn't even smile because of all the botox. She looked like she belonged in Fox. Every single anchorwoman/man has so much botox in them they can't show any emotion at all. I guess that's why i like Fox News. They remind me of my mom.

Morning, sluts. Btw, i've noticed a lot of regular hos changing their names to xxxx-LINA.
should i change my name to FarrahLINA? i mean, if it's the trend, i wanna follow.
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She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on a millionaire&celebs dating club _millionaireloves. c o m__" "she is so picky about guys!" It’s said that she is dating with a millionaire there!

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 22, 2008 - 9:40am.
She's a Louboutin-wearing Calabasas hippie in the big city.
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Mornin', Sheeps. I love that you know what Louboutins are.

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Green Is Good's picture

These numbers can't be right. They were married for what, 3 years? How is she entitled to 25 million from Charlie's show? Crazy.

Hair, teeth and tits.Why can't this no-talent ho STFU, take her cash and GO AWAY?

She's a Louboutin-wearing Calabasas hippie in the big city.

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Every time her mouth opens, I like Charlie Sheen a little more.
Seriously, I know Charlie is not an angel, but I am sick of her never ending pity party. Shut it, whore. He was good enough to marry and have children with, so stop playing the victim.

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God be with you, dumbass.

mikki's picture

lol @ Pogostick Mills!!!!

This bitch needs to get over herself. I am learning to hate this hooker more every day.

diggerdp's picture

She looks absolutely nuts.

Green Is Good's picture

52K a month. How on God's earth can she piss and whine about being poor. She probably owns her coke dealer a fortune.

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Submitted by itsjustme on May 22, 2008 - 8:32am.

that doggie is melting my heart! ♥♥

ONT: 52k a month?!?!?! ARRGGHHH THESE FUCKING CELEBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She get HOW MUCH a month?? F*ck off, Ho.

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This skank needs to crawl back under the rock she came out from. Inside out fugly.

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When this whole divorce drama started, back while Denise was pregnant with Lola, she said she'd never discuss the reasons for the split -- and I respected her for that (even though I was dying to know the dirt). I also respected both of them for trying one last time to make it work, after Lola was born. But when they split for the last time and she started behaving like a two-bit whore, any sympathy I had was gone. She and Charlie are selfish asses, and Sam & Lola will suffer as a result.

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Denise Richards is the USA version of Heather Mills.

Money grubbing ex-hooker who is now pimping her kids out for a cheap buck.

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itsjustme's picture

Don't go insulting Tennessee. Tennessee has no claims on this rich bitch.

Hotmami's picture

See,this shit right here is why I am on Charlie's side. She is a miserable bitch,and her daughters are going to grow up to hate her.

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rl- Whoopie called her out yesterday? Damn!

I don't know why she thinks whining and crying to the media about how hard things are for her does any good. People don't feel sorry for pretty, rich bitches who can't shut up about themselves.

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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.

Cocoa Mocha Sugar's picture

she does seem like a terrible person on the inside. the interesting thing about people like that, even when they are beautiful, they are so unattractive because of their inner ugliness.

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Denise is really "chris1984", just trying to make some extra coin.

We should all chip in and get her a pair of those Shauna Sand stripper shoes.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

What a golddigging ho...she should join forces with Pogostick Mills.

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Denis looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site. Good luck to her search.

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Denise Richards sucks, and she has always sucked. She's pretty on the outside but you can tell she's a vile cunt on the inside. I don't feel sorry for this ho at all and I'm so happy Whoopi called her out on the View about her pretending to care so much about her kids. This diseased, no-talent whore needs to go away, she hasn't been in anything decent in years.