Dame Jackie Stallone
Jackie Stallone, mother of Sly, has been made a Dame! Dame of the Order of St Stanislaus to be exact. Jackie received the honor at a ceremony in Kiev for her achievements in ass astrology. No, she received the medal in recognition of her concern for the wellbeing of others.
Seriously, Jackie can read asses. All you have to do is send Jackie a picture of your ass (I know you already have one on file) and she'll do a complete reading on it. I would do it, but I already know what she's going to say, "Your ass is doomed. Sorry. There's no saving it. It's been through too much."
Below are pictures from Jackie's ceremony. What the hell kind of ceremony was this? Look at these people! She looks like she received the Order of the Leather Harness. That doesn't look like Kiev. It looks like the Castro section of San Francisco.
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Weird, it does look like SF during Halloween in the Castro in fact, Jackie Stallone is a tranny MESS!
Your face!
The frightening thing is that in the main photo she is smiling.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
It's just another hopeless publicity stunt of another Cult/Sect to draw attention to their ass.
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I live about 5 blocks from Casto in SF.
I think those two guys she's posing with are my neighbors, Neil and Bob.
LOL!! She looks just like La Tigresa!!!
K, seriously, someone needs to get a pic of this guy and Carrot Top together.
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I have read this news and many people are discussing about this on RichMingle.com, a site for celebrities and wealthy people. Really hot!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 22, 2008 - 7:05am.
OHMYGOSH!!! I know Steven C Chapman! I have to make some phone calls.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 22, 2008 - 6:56am.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 22, 2008 - 7:17am.
Sheeps...
Nope... The Spurs will come out on top. TRUST!
P.S Fuck Kobe... I hope he gets injured
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Hay! that's pretty harsh - even for dlisted. Kobe be well
What? I only wanted a pinky sprain!
Helllo. Did you see what I wrote? I was only kidding
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Go Spurs!
I thought this bitch was dead.
This is probably meaningless, like putting on a cardboard crown at Burger King. Not like QEII knighted her or something.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 22, 2008 - 6:56am.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 22, 2008 - 7:17am.
Sheeps...
Nope... The Spurs will come out on top. TRUST!
P.S Fuck Kobe... I hope he gets injured
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Hay! that's pretty harsh - even for dlisted. Kobe be well
What? I only wanted a pinky sprain!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
She looks still sexy at her age. Is she divorced now? Just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb datingsite "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. Just curious.
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yeah Jackie and Jesus, they're eye 2 eye. ;O
Submitted by xxyxz on May 22, 2008 - 7:17am.
Sheeps...
Nope... The Spurs will come out on top. TRUST!
P.S Fuck Kobe... I hope he gets injured
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Hay! that's pretty harsh - even for dlisted. Kobe be well!
please dont start shit today....
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Love this glamourous old hag!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 22, 2008 - 7:17am.
hahaha. OK, but if the Lakers win, you gotta send me your ass pic (which I will promptly post online). Last nite's game was the Spurs' to win. I'm just happy we have home-court advantage. Besides, who wants to see Pistons-Spurs?
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Heres a little ditty
'Bout Jackie Sta-lo-ooone
A crazy American woman
Who was damed in Kiev
Jackies gonna be an ASStrologer-er
You let her look at your butt
You can rely on her-er
JAckies can tell yore wacked
From touching your crack
Oh YEAH!
Life Goes O-ON
Long After The THRILL
Of getting you to send an old lady your ass shots and you really dont know what this crazy old lady does to them after war-ards!
OH YEAH!
Life Goes O-ON
Long after Jackie turns your butt shot into a Haloween masks and talks to her plants in the yard!
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I love how her pale blue nail polish matches the lining of her cape. Fabulous!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Puke! She is one nasty looking ho!
Yes, It is so cool. I saw this photo on MeetingRich.com, where Charlie Sheen found his love. REALLY HOT!
Sheeps...
Nope... The Spurs will come out on top. TRUST!
P.S Fuck Kobe... I hope he gets injured
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Hahahaha, crypt keeper!
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Submitted by xxyxz on May 22, 2008 - 7:14am.
Do any of you whores want to read my ass? I'll send you the pic!
Please do. Is it too early to tease you about the Spurs? CA girl?
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
I only read wonky boobies, not arses. Sorry!
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Do any of you whores want to read my ass? I'll send you the pic!
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on May 22, 2008 - 9:11am
Me too. :(
I can't imagine the horror of losing a child.
ugh.
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That is not the Castro District. That is some trailer park in Barstow, NV!
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ECRU BRUTE`! (that is Latin, right?)
Farrah! LOLOLOLOL
*digs around in piggy bank*
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Mel-Tang, that actually made me cry.
What a tragedy.
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Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on May 22, 2008 - 9:01am.
They exhumed her for THIS?
LOL!!!
Jebus, MK, post something other than the Crypt Keeper!
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Submitted by carlk223 on May 22, 2008 - 2:48pm.
She is a cute mom. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
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Yep, I'm wondering, WHAT kind of relationship might that be ... Jakcieeeee.
-- A kick in the rear is a step forward.
I didn't know who Steven C. Chapman was, so I looked him up.
He has a beautiful family, and this is extremely tragic. How sad.
They had a memorial video of the little girl Maria who died. :( RIP
http://chapmanchannel.typepad.com/inmemoryofmaria/
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
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Sly and his mummy must share the same plastic surgeon. EeeeeeGAD!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
She makes me want to die young. Seriously, I never want to get that old.
They exhumed her for THIS?
She's Russian Orthodox??? Makes no sense. Just like asstrology.
WOW....125 bucks, shipping included?!?!!? That is insane.
Holy chola! Isn't she in her eighties?
And just wonderin'- Did Carrot Top put in an appearance? He appears to worship at the altar of Dame Stallone.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 22, 2008 - 9:50am.
I'm sending her a picture of my ass so she can do telepathic liposuction
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Bwahahahah!! i swear, Mel, if bitch is able to do that, it's very worth the $125!
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LMAO, mikki! That's basically what I thought the article was going to be about because I read the headline so fast. lol
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When are people going to realize, no matter who you are, NOBODY looks good as a reanimated corpse!
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keeping my internet mouth shut about the bikers in the 3rd picture.
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"We'll dance in the garden in torn sheets in the rain"
Mel-Tang I think it should be "Damn! Jackie, WTF did you do to your face??"
How random.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
She is cool . I just saw her profile on a celeb dating site " millionaireloves.c om", what kind of raltionship is she looking for? Just curious!