"Sex And The City" Turns 14-Year-Olds Into Sluts
A girl named "Lisa" claims the character of Samantha on "Sex and the City" turned her into a 14-year-old slut. The Long Island, NY native started watching the show when she was 14, the same year she lost her virginity. She quickly began ordering cosmos in bars she snuck into and cheated on her boyfriend with around seven dudes in just one week.
Lisa, now 22, told ABC News, "When you're that age you try to emulate people on TV. Carrie smoked, so I smoked, Samantha looked at hooking up with random people as not a big deal, so that's what I did too. It wasn't 'Sex and the City's' fault. I love the show, but I think it made it a little easier to justify my behavior."
Lisa said her obsession with the show became so intense that she even re-enacted one Samantha scene in her own life. In the scene, a dude cums in Samantha's mouth and his junk doesn't taste good. She tells the dude that his jizz is rotten. Lisa did the same thing, "That was something that happened to me. I used her exact words: 'You have funky spunk.' I knew from watching the show that it had to do with something he was eating."
At the age of 19, Lisa dumped her skank ways. She moved to Utah, became a Mormon, married some dude and had two kids. Her new husband, also a Mormon, doesn't let her watch the show anymore. She later sold her DVDs on eBay and said everything's OK now.
Eh, she would've done that shit anyway. That's like blaming Blanche Deveraux and "The Golden Girls" reruns for turning me into a teen whore bag. Wait, I did enjoy wearing feathered robes while romancing my lovers. I also developed a strange craving for cheesecake. Maybe Blanche did have something to do with it. There's a lawsuit there somewhere.
I'm guessing Lisa is actually some 45-year-old publicist from HBO named Albert. I mean, the SATC PR machine is in full gear. They are working every angle.
(same episode) Honey! They don't call it a job for nothing!
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I totally learned how to be a slut by watching Blanche Deverereax. She's an OG.
LMAO!!!!! People are ridiculous.
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Geez. What the fuck? I grew up watching Looney Toons but I never put an anvil in a bitch's arms and shoved her over a cliff. People will blame anything for their shit.
Submitted by Bda on May 22, 2008 - 12:47pm.
This woman is kidding me right? Why would she even tell people in the first place that she was a whore? Let alone a dumb one? And her husband knows his freaky ass let's her watch it! Never mind she probably already knows every trick in the book so she doesn't need too.
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Seriously, where does the media find these people? I've done some dumb things when I was a teenager and in college (not to this extent, though) but you couldn't pay me enough $$$ to go on national TV and tell the world about it (and then end up on dListed).
BTW, why is she telling this story? The message I'm getting is, "SATC turned me into a skanky whore, but I saw the errors of my ways and now I'm normal?" Telling the world this only gives hope to other Long Island 14 year olds that it's okay to be a slut now, your life will only get better. If TV is such an influence, then tell how this whole experience ruined your life and you've never fully recovered.
I don't feel sorry for her. This was a case of TMI.
talk about impressionable. i think i knew better when i was 14, shes just a dumbfuck.
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Did she move to Utah and marry a Mormon because she watched "Big Love"?
Okay okay, I'm originally from Long Island, West Hempstead to be exact. But so what! This is obviously a "plant" from the studio to get more publicity for their movie, which I hear is a bomb, by the way! Who really gives a shit if Carrie marries Mr. Big, who cares about Miranda, et al. Not me! I think this movie will tank big time and that will be the end of those poor pathetic women.
Gross, Jizz..
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 22, 2008 - 12:30pm.
That's funny, because last I checked, we were all responsible for our OWN damn behavior. It's pretty easy to cliam someone else influenced you into doing stuff you probably would've done on your own anyway. Just own your sluttiness, you dumb dumb cunt. ALso, I agree with her in that Jizz tastes foul. Just the smell of cum makes me gag...
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ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR MONKEYPOX! And yes, there is nothing worse than jizz aftertaste. That shit stays in your mouth for like an hour unless you use listerine.
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_Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 22, 2008 - 3:30pm.
That's funny, because last I checked, we were all responsible for our OWN damn behavior. It's pretty easy to cliam someone else influenced you into doing stuff you probably would've done on your own anyway. Just own your sluttiness, you dumb dumb cunt. ALso, I agree with her in that Jizz tastes foul. Just the smell of cum makes me gag...
Damn monkey! You dont sniff it you SWALLOW it!
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That's funny, because last I checked, we were all responsible for our OWN damn behavior. It's pretty easy to cliam someone else influenced you into doing stuff you probably would've done on your own anyway. Just own your sluttiness, you dumb dumb cunt. ALso, I agree with her in that Jizz tastes foul. Just the smell of cum makes me gag...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
How upid-stay is this wench? By her logic, I should be traveling around in a blue police box with a guy called The Doctor battling alien monsters.
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Wait, didn't Miley Cyrus recently say she loves Sex and the City? That explains it, Samantha's sex is voodoo, one episode and you're under a slut spell.
***SOBBING*** ITS TRUE ITS TRUE!!! Blanche Deveraux and "The Golden Girls" turned me into a teen whore bag. Thankfully I grew out of it... Now Im an almost 30 year old whore bag... Samantha told me to embrace it though so Im just gonna keep on keepin on. CANT WIAT FOR THE MOVIE!
if you tawk like dis, im "tawking" about you.
its not a racial thing either, the blacks coming off the island "tawk like dis" and have very little class just as their white counterparts.
Submitted by yamotha on May 22, 2008 - 11:09am.
Syosset High School grad here, high fivin' ya!
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Submitted by Devore on May 22, 2008 - 11:09am.
But let's be real, there are more Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafucco types than there are Jackie Os and Natalie Portmans coming off the island.
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Really? I got my fat ass outta there a long time ago.
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Yeah, this isnt Sex and the City's fault, this is how LI bitches are. Stupid hoes. I'm from Long Island but my girlfriend isnt and she knows damn well how these sluts are. I dont know what they put in the water over here but its definitely true.
And yes, there is a strong difference between North Shore and South Shore. I'm from the North Shore and I try my best not to associate with any South Shore Jones Beach Gumbas and their fake-ass tans and blow-outs.
The Long Island Expressway is the equivalent to the Mason-Dixon line, separating the shores and the trash that lies beneath.
The Lohans are from Bellmore-Merrick, South Shore trash.
Joey Buttafuoco and Amy Fisher were from Massapequa, South Shore Trash.
All controversial celebrities from LI come from the South Shore, where the beaches are as dirty as the bitches!
And yes, Natalie Portman is a sweet, classy North Shore lady. Represent.
LOL.
I gotcha, Miss K.
But let's be real, there are more Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafucco types than there are Jackie Os and Natalie Portmans coming off the island.
Plus, Portman is an Israeli!
Submitted by Raooooo on May 22, 2008 - 11:02am.
I am old enough to be a grandmother (a very young grandmother, of course), but I never had any children. It's not a choice I regret.
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Submitted by Devore on May 22, 2008 - 10:56am.
Miss Kravitz, in my experience Long Islanders of every ethnic background are a bit of the trashy side.
LIders behave as if they Jackie O or something when they are more like a Buttafucco or Lohan type.
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Well, we must make a distinction between the South Shore and the North Shore.
Lindsay Lohan=Merrick=South Shore=trashy
Natalie Portman=Syosset=North Shore=Classy.
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You are sooo right!
Where was her mother?
Unfortunately in today's society, most kids have a television, not to mention a computer in their room and parents are either too trusting or unaware of what their kids are watching. Sex is everywhere nowadays. Have you heard that new song on Z100, "I kissed a girl and I liked it"? It's sung by a girl. My daughter and I sat their in the car with our mouths open. Best part is, it had such a catchy tune that it stuck in your head. It's things like that that makes the kids of today think sex is no big deal.
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Submitted by Raooooo on May 22, 2008 - 10:48am.
Not to sound like my mother but these types of shows do make kids think it's NOT a big deal!
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Sooooooooooooo, where was her mother to explain it all to her?
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Miss Kravitz, in my experience Long Islanders of every ethnic background are a bit on the trashy side.
LIders behave as if they Jackie O or something when they are more like a Buttafucco or Lohan type.
Submitted by Raooooo on May 22, 2008 - 10:48am.
Not to sound like my mother but these types of shows do make kids think it's NOT a big deal!
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Sooooooooooooo, where was her mother to explain it all to her?
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Submitted by Devore on May 22, 2008 - 10:33am.
long island.
says it all.
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What does the mean? Seriously, I am from Long Island.
Maybe the stereotype was different in my day...cuz, ya ...know I am old.
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Anyone who blames their behaviour on TV-show should really take a good look at themselves. SATC wasn't a show aimed for children or young teenagers, if you're looking for a show how to be all proper and prim... good luck, go back to the 80's and watch family ties.
Not to sound like my mother but these types of shows do make kids think it's NOT a big deal!
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That is CRAZY...WTF was she doing watching SATC anyway...where was her mother SMDH
It is what it is....
long island.
says it all.
Imagine what would happen to 14-year old Long Island girls if Rojo Caliente got her own show!!!
Oh hold it... they already had Rosie as a role model.
Submitted by Dorothy-s Red Shoes on May 22, 2008 - 12:26pm.
I wanted to play street hockey after watching D2: The Mighty Ducks. Damn.
LOL! Me too. I got really into rollerblading after that movie.
Methinks it's not the show. Being a teenage native-Long Islander with Mormon tendencies is a perfect cocktail for imminent slutdom.
Submitted by Newportjoey on May 22, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Maybe off topic. "HOW COME THE MORMONS ARE SO SEXED UP???" Geez, that got us gays looking like Quakers.......
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Repression will do that to you, I guess!
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Maybe off topic. "HOW COME THE MORMONS ARE SO SEXED UP???" Geez, that got us gays looking like Quakers.......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Did her insestous first husband get her pregnant and how many wife's are there in their compound?
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
just another dumb bitch with a retarded mom. SATC was on HBO on sunday nights.... where was momma????
Does Long Island breed idiot whores?????
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Lisa, now 22, told ABC News, "When you're that age you try to emulate people on TV."
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wait a minute...she's from Long Island? Home of the Hohans??? Maybe it's something in the water.
I watched "Bewitched" as a kid, but I did not go up on my roof and attempt to fly away on a broom. She should own up to the fact she is a natural born whore and shut the fuck up.
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Submitted by Bjork You on May 22, 2008 - 12:49pm.
. . . I'm going to accidentally shoot all of you because of Dick Cheny and Remy Ma. (Shouldn't they be cell mates? Wouldn't that make one heck of a reality show?)
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I would SO watch that show.
Oh please or should I Ho please?. This chick did those things because that is what she wanted to do. At 14 she knew better.
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Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.
I watch a lot of decorating shows so I guess that explains my insatiable urge to wallpaper.
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But then again, what do I know?
She turned out that way because she's from Long Island. Period.
Great, a former tramp turned self-righteous Mormon.
I'm going to accidentally shoot all of you because of Dick Cheny and Remy Ma. (Shouldn't they be cell mates? Wouldn't that make one heck of a reality show?)
Submitted by miso-horny on May 22, 2008 - 12:46pm.
I used to watch ``Married With Children`` but that didn't make me wanna be a skanky ho like Kelly Bundy.
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Speak for YOURSELF!
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This woman is kidding me right? Why would she even tell people in the first place that she was a whore? Let alone a dumb one? And her husband knows his freaky ass let's her watch it! Never mind she probably already knows every trick in the book so she doesn't need too.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on May 22, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Where are the fuckin parents of these 14 year old sluts?!? Seriously.
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The parents of these 14-year old sluts are, on average, 28-year old sluts.
It just works out that way.
I used to watch ``Married With Children`` but that didn't make me wanna be a skanky ho like Kelly Bundy.
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 23, 2008 - 12:28am.
I love Blanche Devereaux. There's something about shameless old sluts that's really refreshing.
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My favorite memaw slut was Flo from ``Alice``. She knew how to work a beehive and capris...loved her!
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.