"Sex And The City" Turns 14-Year-Olds Into Sluts
A girl named "Lisa" claims the character of Samantha on "Sex and the City" turned her into a 14-year-old slut. The Long Island, NY native started watching the show when she was 14, the same year she lost her virginity. She quickly began ordering cosmos in bars she snuck into and cheated on her boyfriend with around seven dudes in just one week.
Lisa, now 22, told ABC News, "When you're that age you try to emulate people on TV. Carrie smoked, so I smoked, Samantha looked at hooking up with random people as not a big deal, so that's what I did too. It wasn't 'Sex and the City's' fault. I love the show, but I think it made it a little easier to justify my behavior."
Lisa said her obsession with the show became so intense that she even re-enacted one Samantha scene in her own life. In the scene, a dude cums in Samantha's mouth and his junk doesn't taste good. She tells the dude that his jizz is rotten. Lisa did the same thing, "That was something that happened to me. I used her exact words: 'You have funky spunk.' I knew from watching the show that it had to do with something he was eating."
At the age of 19, Lisa dumped her skank ways. She moved to Utah, became a Mormon, married some dude and had two kids. Her new husband, also a Mormon, doesn't let her watch the show anymore. She later sold her DVDs on eBay and said everything's OK now.
Eh, she would've done that shit anyway. That's like blaming Blanche Deveraux and "The Golden Girls" reruns for turning me into a teen whore bag. Wait, I did enjoy wearing feathered robes while romancing my lovers. I also developed a strange craving for cheesecake. Maybe Blanche did have something to do with it. There's a lawsuit there somewhere.
I'm guessing Lisa is actually some 45-year-old publicist from HBO named Albert. I mean, the SATC PR machine is in full gear. They are working every angle.
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That's fucking hilarious.
When I was six I might have emulated the things I saw on television but at seven I understood it was all crap and best to be ignored.
I also had parents that paid attention for more than five seconds at a time and they didn't use it or the computer as a baby sitter.
Suggesting that television made you aspire to slut-hood is completely fucking ridiculous.
So if she had been watching Nascar she would have run off and joined the circuit?
Did she see any episodes of cops? Did that make her want to be a trailer trash crack whore?
STFU you stupid cow. All you're doing is embarrassing yourself.
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WTF
really I just had this argument with my uncle he thinks SATC caused his daughter to be a whore
hello its up to ur parents
he was absent her moms an alche what do u think is going to happen
as for mormon girl here
fuck off really
Samantha made u a whore really?
well Samantha is my favorite character
but really I'm more of a charlotte
my mom and I used to watch SATC together every weekend
and as a result as a teen I wasn't out on Sat nights
I was watching a show with my mom
its a great show and I'm hoping its a great movie
my mom is a total prude but she loves it and really I'm the same
I was raised to be very disiplined and self respecting
this bitch may think being a whore, smoking, and drinking would maybe make her feel better or empowered
and really I feel bad for her
y are we allowing our society to get so fucked up
Women need to start stepping up and respecting themselves
by the way I am a huge huge fan of SATC
but there were a few things I found awkward
actually the episode where miranda calculates her lovers and finds the number is somewhere around 40 terrified me
its one of the reasons I don't sleep around
lol
so the mormon bitch can think about that
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Submitted by tonicbitch on May 22, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Well thank fucking god she wasn't watching the Sopranos then. What a stupid bitch.
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Where are the fuckin parents of these 14 year old sluts?!? Seriously.
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Blancke Deveroux!!!!(sp)I remember watching that show when I was little and even then I knew that lady was a full blown whore!!!I looooved it!!!
But I think Rose was my favorite because she was so dumb!!But in a cute way,of course!!
If you think about it,sex and the city have a lot of similarities.....
And the old lady that beleived in voo doo....lol!!Sophia!!Thats her name.
I think I drank too much vicodin Tea this morning....
Yeah, had that happen to me to.
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Ugh! This bitch is just a skank, plain and simple. She would have been this way b/c her mom never paid attention, her dad sucked and she probably liked having sex. Its okay. Now since she is a crazy mormon she thinks SATC, the FAKE show, is a corrupter.
Ten bucks says she dumps her hubby for some chick down the block in ten years.
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Last night I saw an episode of Sponge Bob Square Pants where this little evil dude from across the way kept trying to steal the special recipe for the crabby patty sauce.
I immediately got out of bed and I dressed up like a robot that looked like an employee and I went to KFC and I stole their secret recipe! I did however get arrested and I explained my story to the officer.
Fucking Nickelodeon and their gangster programming made me do it!
Well thank fucking god she wasn't watching the Sopranos then. What a stupid bitch.
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yea, when you watch the sopranos you seem them killing and beating people. so are you going to go and do that too? i'm sure the judge and jury would love that excuse when you're tried for murder. moron.
Well, it is MK's fault I am a slacker at work. I try to get things done, but I just keep coming back to see what he and others have said. When I get fired, I am going public. I am sure I will have everyone's sympathy. And more people will come to this site to see what it's all about.
I don't know which part of this girl's story is the most ridiculous. The sex part, or the mormon part.
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hoggin the cocks- lmao
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Oh please, give me a break. First off, a 14 year old with no parental supervision? Secondly, if you're a skank you're a skank and you cannot blame a tv show for it. Third, did she not have any clue what the difference between pretend and real is? She's an idiot. I also don't really believe her claims. I think she just wants attention. Let's hope her children aren't as stupid as she claims to be.
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Enuf said.
Re: moving to Utah... that cures EVERYTHING.
I also like that she sold the DVD's on eBay... likely to a 14-year old on Long Island.
I agree with all of you who say it was her parents who allowed this behavior, and the fact that she was a fucking moron.
But I suck literally, and have a fat ass...who am I to have an opinion?
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Bitch please, we have all been trying to emulate Samantha for years. Some of us are just skankier than others. It's a good thing she had the Dvd's taken away from her. Freakin rtard.
Thank God (if He or She exists) I will never have a daughter, let alone one as dumb as this bitch. She's as stupid as the kids who jumped off their parents' garage and hurt themselves after watching "Superman: The Movie."
When I was 14 years old I used to watch all kinds of stupid shit and I never thought about imitating any of the characters in those shows.
Please, those women/characters were in their thirties. No way am I gonna buy that some young teen felt that if 30 year olds could do something, so could she. You'd have to be a moron to not be able to differentiate yourself at 14 from 1) A FAKE SHOW ON HBO!!!, and 2) people who could be your MOTHER.
that girl would have totally done that bull shit anyway.
she needs to take responsibility for her behaviour. and even if she was only 14 . . . where were her parents and friends? they have infinitely more influential power over her than tv does . . . if she wanted to act like a slut, there was no one stopping her and, evidently, no one taught her better.
she would have done this shit anyway.
All this time i was hoggin the cocks i had no idea that Samantha made me do it.
Is she making Carrey take the fall for her shitty fashion? Tell me this bitch has giant flowers all over her dresses!
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Who cares. Lisa is my favorite actor in that show. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It seems she is single now.
since excuses were invented , why cant they admit im a recovering whore, a tv show does not make you hobag you do and by the way if my husband forbid me to watch a tv show I would lay the smackdown on him ,can you say controling
I trully hate people who blame the TV for their stupid acts. It's not that silly TV show who turned this idiot into a "slut", it was herself and her stupid parents. Parents who don't bother to supervise whatever their kids are watching are to blame and should be shot immediately when they complain when the big bad wolf of TV turns their kids into monsters. Come on! who would let his/her 14 year old watch Sex and the City?!. a 14 year old isn't mature enough to grasp what the show is all about. But since TV is today's nanny, well, that's the result.
Anyway, instead of getting slightly annoyed, I should re-read this story and laugh hard. Oh! and thank myself for being smarter and take the TV for what is is. Damn!.
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Well, she was an idiot. But even though we like to believe people are above media influences, there is clear evidence that people shape their views about life and appropriate behaviors from movies and television. I know people rail against this, but it is absolutely true, as any professor of media studies will tell you. It's up to the individual whether they want to form their own beliefs and standards or to believe that the media is an accurate portrayer of how society should behave.
I always wondered what the appeal of "Sluts in the City" was. I never got it.
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Yes, because I'm sure the fact that she was from Long Island and probably had shitty parents have nothing to do with the fact that she looked up to middle-aged whores on TV. Look bitch, if you regret your lame obsession and the lengths to which it carried you in the past, great, but don't act like your choices were anything other than Y-O-U-R C-H-O-I-C-E-S. As you said, you used it to justify your behavior - so you knew you were being a lame skank. Damn, at least own the skankness and don't don't go blame a fucking TV show.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 22, 2008 - 10:28am.
I love Blanche Devereaux. There's something about shameless old sluts that's really refreshing.
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hahahahaa, well said sensi :)
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I love Blanche Devereaux. There's something about shameless old sluts that's really refreshing.
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if this is true, bitch is a total retard. too bad she already spawned.
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Ok, so then what would pedoophiles' excuses be? "I see parents wiping their babies bums when they change them so it's OK for me to touch them there too!"
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This is the most ridiculous fucking story I've ever heard in my life.
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This is exactly why most 14 year olds are not mature enough for adult shows.
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