Wino Needs A Watch
Amy Wino won an Ivor Novello Award this afternoon, but she wasn't around to pick it up. Wino eventually arrived, but she was too late to accept her award. It takes a long time to look that haggard.
Wino's papa je'e, Mitch Wino, accepted the award for "Love Is A Losing Game" which was named Best Song. He told the audience, "I don't know what I'm doing up here. Amy couldn't make it, but she is getting better and sends you all her love."
In the picture above, You can tell Wino is already thinking about how she's going to turn that award into a pipe. Mitch Wino is thinking about how much money that award might get him on eBay.
In other Wino news, she's expected to play the Glastonbury Festival on June 28th. Hopefully, the organizers were smart enough to tell Wino that the festival is actually on June 27th. That way they have a much better chance of Wino showing up on the 28th.
Wireimage, Splash
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Wow, that Wino so creative! Making kitchen tiles into belts, way to recycle, Ms. Winehouse!
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Ok well I don't know what you call my jeans. They aren't mom jeans and they aren't "I'm a trashy ho" jeans either. They cover up your shit without going up to your tits.
Peep the fineness:
http://www.couturecandy.com/store/assets/truereligion/tr-wc92076e4mb-bck...
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Confession:
I actually did buy a pair of Calvin Klein jeans at Cosco one time.
*hides*
But I have two pairs of Sevens, I swear!!!!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 22, 2008 - 1:40pm.
These are MOM JEANS
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Ohh, the pleats on the left! My eyes!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
These are MOM JEANS
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/413599546_4e6657bd3a.jpg
you guys aren't serious that you buy your jeans at costco?
Mrs. K.,
"I know I wasn't THAT drunk," she slurred drunkenly.
Did I?
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But then again, what do I know?
Missy:
We TOTALLY called it that too.....heh heh, you said Pube.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
tonicbitch on May 22, 2008 - 1:30pm.
"Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 22, 2008 - 12:29pm.
My favorite are the mom jean bins and dad jean bins."
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Totally! I stock up during the $1.99 sale.
- LOL! The CostCo coupon books are the best.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Bradiful - I am in the forum, but I couldn't find you to PM you. I posted a thread for you. in the powder room. thx
DDD - I remember Publix from Florida.. we'd call it PUBE-ix.
Yes, my sense of humor is juvenile, ok?!?! :D
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 11:28am.
"Yes, you mentioned it," she said icily.
And I've been waiting by the mailbox ever since for the copy of it you promised to send me.
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
"Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 22, 2008 - 12:29pm.
My favorite are the mom jean bins and dad jean bins."
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Totally! I stock up during the $1.99 sale.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 22, 2008 - 11:21am.
Ugh. I hate people at costco... They walk around all slow...Just standing there...The aisles are wide enough...but the just stand there! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh, please, girl. I just ram my cart right into them, and then smile and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you."
- omg, I do the same thing. What is so intriguing about a thousand cans of ketchup?
My favorite are the mom jean bins and dad jean bins.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Don't be fooled by the 73 year olds that gaurd the entrance to CostCo. They will fucking run and hunt your ass down if you so much as think about trying to run past them without your Costco card.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Well, then, shake your moneymaker.
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Little do you know, I've been shaking it for hours. *squirms* :)
By the by, I mentioned to you awhile back about Rick Mercer's book, have you read it?
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But then again, what do I know?
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Oh, please, girl. I just ram my cart right into them, and then smile and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you."
I should do that...Damn me being such a polite bitch!
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Go Spurs!
Mrs. K:
I took your meds today. Good shit.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 11:23am.
I got the music in me.
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Well, then, shake your moneymaker.
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
@ Missy
SCREW the sample lady.
I'm here for a free meal so get the fuck outta my way!
(See I told you I didn't take my meds today)
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
Poor Amy , just leave her lone! I just found her profile on a celeb & wealthy dating site _millionaireloves. com_, It confirmed by the offical of that site she is dating with a young billionaire there! But I'm still curious if she really knows what she want !
AHAHA Mrs. K!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Missy:
Word on the rotisserie chickens, but Publix supermarkets (southeast) has the best. They're just $7 instead of $5.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
THEY DONT SELL WINE AT THE COSTCO BY ME!!!
now, for the first time ever on dlisted, Im J8LLUS! hahhahaa
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Submitted by xxyxz on May 22, 2008 - 11:21am.
Ugh. I hate people at costco... They walk around all slow...Just standing there...The aisles are wide enough...but the just stand there! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh, please, girl. I just ram my cart right into them, and then smile and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you."
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
I got the music in me.
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But then again, what do I know?
xx~that happens at every store I go to :P
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
ricki - absofreakinglutely! I am so the type to keep taking stuff I like even though the sample lady is giving me the evil eye...
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See!?!?!? See?!?!!We're doing it!!! We're getting along and lovin' it!!!!
KUMBA FUCKIN' YA
Plus, Costco has great wine prices♥
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
Submitted by iHeartHaters on May 22, 2008 - 10:11am.
I'm dead serious, I wanna go to Costco! I'll have to travel a couple hours to find one in the burbs of Chicago but by God, I just may do it on one of my lonely housewife days!
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Ugh. I hate people at costco... They walk around all slow...Just standing there...The aisles are wide enough...but the just stand there! Talking on a cell phone and tring to decide on how many eggs to buy!
poo!
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Go Spurs!
The best thing about Costco, by far, is the free samples. Whenever I go I make the rounds at least twice. So delicious, so free...
Submitted by missy on May 22, 2008 - 11:01am.
That is what I love about her too. She knows full well she is a total fuck up and makes no excuses about it. Nor does she want (at this point) to get better.
And like many before her, I think that if she did sober up, her music would leave her.
I'm dead serious, I wanna go to Costco! I'll have to travel a couple hours to find one in the burbs of Chicago but by God, I just may do it on one of my lonely housewife days!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 1:07pm.
I don't get it. What's wrong with Costco?
They have kosher hot dogs at the snack bar!
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they also have enough deliciousl samples to make a free meal out of :)
seriously their rotisserie chickens are the shit and theyre like $5 for a whole chicken.
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I don't get it. What's wrong with Costco?
They have kosher hot dogs at the snack bar!
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
I pray to the Gods above that Love Angelina is actually like, some fat, 50-year-old dude in a trailer in Idaho or something. That would be hilarious.
Why is Mitch Winehouse so retarded? He needs to pull a Jamie Spears and make the courts intervene on his behalf. Otherwise, she's never going to get better, no matter how many times he tells the press she's "on the right track."
I adore Wino's crazy unapologetic ass :)
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 1:50pm.
You've exhaused their repertoire.
Tis sad, tissn't it.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on May 22, 2008 - 1:49pm
You've exhaused their repertoire.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
If this twat monkey (Tammy) considers "mom jeans" as jeans that cover up your ass crack, I'm already there baby! No one needs to see that shit. I don't care who you are.
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1. I am a mom.
2. I wear mom jeans.
3. I do not take meds.
4. I do not shop at Cosco.
What else ya got?
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DiamondDawg on May 22, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 22, 2008 - 10:42am.
Is it a real stretch to figure out who this TT poster is?
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I've been away for awhile, can you please tell me?
- Do you have an account in the forum, I can PM you there.
I would like to keep my OPINION off the main boards.
On T: Timex takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' Wino.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Whuddup BB! Xo
Gee, I can't figure out who the shit stirrer is! heehee And by going outside she means logging onto another name and causing chaos on the DL. Glad she's not a hypocrite or anything!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Bye, LA! Enjoy your walk!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 22, 2008 - 10:42am.
Is it a real stretch to figure out who this TT poster is?
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I've been away for awhile, can you please tell me?
Submitted by TammyTrue on May 22, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Sorry I gots to go
It's a nice day outside and I want to enjoy it There is only so long that any sane person can hang in here - That explains things
Now you can go back to ripping everyone apart because you have pathetic lives
don't forget to take your meds
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Well aren't you just so much better than us. Zoloft kicked in did it?
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 22, 2008 - 12:42pm.
iHeartHaters on May 22, 2008 - 12:39pm.
hi slut!
Is it a real stretch to figure out who this TT poster is?
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I see a ton of similarities in almost ALL of the exclusively mean and insulting posters. It seems almost like all the same person.
whatever it is, it sucks ass balls.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on May 22, 2008 - 11:42am.
Some one send me some damn meds stat!
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*Evil laughing* We're gonna have you wearing mom jeans in NO TIME!! Bwaahahaha!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
iHeartHaters on May 22, 2008 - 12:39pm.
hi slut!
Is it a real stretch to figure out who this TT poster is?
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by iHeartHaters on May 22, 2008 - 1:39pm.
LOL Sorry Filthy, I wasn't directing that at you:)
I meant that for the lovely & charming Tammy who apparently is so sane & reasonable that she obviously has no need for medication:P
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Oh I know :P I just don't know what the fuckity fuck is going on well enough to yell at anyone else and I had this tremendous urge to try to start some shit. That's a lie. OMG Michael is rubbing off on me!
Some one send me some damn meds stat!
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Submitted by applejones on May 22, 2008 - 10:35am.
What the hell is going on in this this thread?
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Tammy is attention whoring and hasn't said ONE SINGLE ON-TOPIC thing.
She's just here to spew venom, because she's all black and gunky inside.
Submitted by applejones on May 22, 2008 - 12:35pm.
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