Thursday, May 22nd 2008
Perfection
I don't have one bad thing to say about Fantasia. This is what every American Idol should look like! Her "Ronald McDonald Gone Flock of Seagulls" hairdo is really working for me. And the carpet does match the drapes!
When are Fanny's braces going to come off? She's been wearing those things for years. Maybe the orthodontist played a cruel joke on her and told her she needs that wire to keep her teeth up. Fanny is a trusting soul, so she would believe him.
Here's Fanny with her man, Young Dro, at the Idol finale last night. Sanjaya was also there which disgusts me. They gave Sanjaya a ticket, but didn't give Danny Noriega's gorgeous chola mother a ticket? Fucked priorities.
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Lor:
and this is a good thing?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I'm proud of Fantasia. She is strictly ghetto and has clung to her roots. At least she is not a sell-out.
I have Fantasia's last Cd, it's not excellent, but I do enjoy most of the songs when I listen to it. However, that song she performed on Idol is awful!
Red hair on the red carpet...hot red mess. Ronald McDonald would be ashamed.
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
Oh. My. God. How many My Little Pony tails do you think she had to cut off & sew together to make that wig?
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
She is so gross. Why would you put braces on that big ass mug making your face look 10 times bigger? They have those invisible ones now. Plus who needs them on for that long? Besides all that she can't sing. Why is she an Idol? does anyone want to be like her?
I'm amazed SuperCuts gave Sanjaya the night off..
I got a hand it to fanny. she's not ashamed to sport those braces. i had them when i was in jr.high and i did not take class pictures because i had to wear them. good for you fantashia!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Fanny is one frightening dude. Can't be a chick...
Sanjaya is so irritating.
I think the braces are attached to dentures.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Any orthadontists in the house?
MK is right! Those fucking braces have been on her teeth since...forever! Why?
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
No cod in there then. See ya da week!! :)
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But then again, what do I know?
i'se in the great lakes, you know... or rather the teeny little ponds
but you can kiss me all the same
adieu
Funsten, if you can find a decent cod in Newfie, I'll kiss YOUR cheeks. There's a moratorium on, don't you know.
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But then again, what do I know?
y'aaaaargh, matey, i gots ta go make dinner now - supper in newfie? - soon as i find a cod i'll rip out its cheeks
'ta
Saucified? Why, yes. Yes, I are. :)
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But then again, what do I know?
see, now you're saucified
Submitted by funsten beewaxer on May 22, 2008 - 5:26pm.
you're just ossified from all that screech...
i'se the b'y that builds the boooooats
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And I's the b'y that sails 'er. HAHAHA
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But then again, what do I know?
you're just ossified from all that screech...
i'se the b'y that builds the boooooats
Funsten, it's Newfoundland. And we're not rigid, we're just mentally erect. But we do like our drink.
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But then again, what do I know?
i don't know... it seems to be humering us right now...
Submitted by funsten beewaxer on May 22, 2008 - 5:19pm.
islandgirl - which island is that? i can see that someone would be so totally incapacitated by drink that they'd be rigid as a humerus
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Humerus?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
*kidding*
islandgirl - which island is that? i can see that someone would be so totally incapacitated by drink that they'd be rigid as a humerus
Funsten, where I come from, to be ossified means to be totally pissed. As in, "I went out last weekend and got totally ossified." Seriously. Weird, right?
Or maybe that's just me.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on May 22, 2008 - 5:13pm.
Do I have to confess that to a priest?
only if he's wearing a flowered dress
Submitted by funsten beewaxer on May 22, 2008 - 5:11pm.
MK you know that adults need a much longer time to get their teeth straightened than teens, because their bones are totally ossified
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That's my problem?
I've been ossified?
Do I have to confess that to a priest?
MK you know that adults need a much longer time to get their teeth straightened than teens, because their bones are totally ossified and IT HURTS to proceed as quickly as with teens. so it takes a lot longer to get them straight. besides, her teeth seem to have been splayed outward, so they have to be not only straightened but their rear halves have to be pushed back and up into the sockets.
you want to do that in a year and a half? never.
They look much better than the wire braces.
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
Why?
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Can't Fantasia afford Invisalign braces?
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
Sangina's got one helluva shit-eating grin on his mug. What he's got to be so happy about is beyond me!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 22, 2008 - 1:12pm.
If Fantasia has been wearing those braces for 2 years its time to BEDAZZLE them! Remember when Flava Flav gave Hoops her own set of diamond teef?
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Oh, I know--that was so romantical!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
OMG. Mabel's blog is effin HILARIOUS!!
"women bleed 5 days a month without dying"!!!!!
When did Yanni shave off his moustache?
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
That's Diamond in 15 years.
More advice is up on the blog, hookers.
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
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If Fantasia has been wearing those braces for 2 years its time to BEDAZZLE them! Remember when Flava Flav gave Hoops her own set of diamond teef?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 22, 2008 - 2:08pm.
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Excellent!!
"Sanjaya, Sanjaya, gonna set this place on fiyah!"
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But then again, what do I know?
this is the funniest thing ever - parody of sanjaya:
Sanjaya Anthem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAT27LhkQ-4
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on May 22, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Are we sure that's Sanjaya?
I'm pretty sure it's Madonna's lovely daughter, Lourdes.
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*pisses own clothes*
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on May 22, 2008 - 2:01pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Somehow I don't think that hair color is found in nature.
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It is if you come from McDonaldland!
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Or if your name is Phoebe. :)
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The sight of Sangina puts me in a foul mood. I just want to take clippers to that hair then turn it into a weave and sell it to Britney.
Are we sure that's Sanjaya?
I'm pretty sure it's Madonna's lovely daughter, Lourdes.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Somehow I don't think that hair color is found in nature.
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It is if you come from McDonaldland!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Somehow I don't think that hair color is found in nature. And the name Sanjaya always makes me think of vagina. OK, not vagina per se, but the word vagina.
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But then again, what do I know?
You have to phone in to get these retards to win...Who voted for Fantasia??????? Who voted Taylor Hicks?????? The world is retarded!
NotsoAnonymous-
That was awesome!! LOL!!!
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
I'm so happy for Sanjaya!
I'm glad to see that his shift manager at McDonald's juggled schedules to give him the night off!
Did you guys notice that Constantine was there, too? WTF? I don't even remember what season he was on!
Dude, this bitch has worn those railroad tracks for over 2 and a half years. She got hers before I got mine and mine are OFF. I just can't get over the whole 4 year orthodontics plan!! UGGG
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
God Sanjaya sucks so much ass. Literally and figuratively. Thank God I don't watch American Idol, I would have killed myself by now because of some the goons they have on there.