Perfection

I don't have one bad thing to say about Fantasia. This is what every American Idol should look like! Her "Ronald McDonald Gone Flock of Seagulls" hairdo is really working for me. And the carpet does match the drapes!

When are Fanny's braces going to come off? She's been wearing those things for years. Maybe the orthodontist played a cruel joke on her and told her she needs that wire to keep her teeth up. Fanny is a trusting soul, so she would believe him.

Here's Fanny with her man, Young Dro, at the Idol finale last night. Sanjaya was also there which disgusts me. They gave Sanjaya a ticket, but didn't give Danny Noriega's gorgeous chola mother a ticket? Fucked priorities.