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John McCain is on Ellen Degeneres' show today (taped yesterday) and she brought up the subject of gay marriage. Dun dun dun! Ellen started by saying that she wanted to address " the elephant in the room." I was expecting Mike Huckabee to come out with glazed donuts. Unfortunately, that didn't happen.
Johnny doesn't believe in gay marriage. Duh. Ellen used the opportunity to voice her opinion, "I think that it is looked at and some people are saying the same that blacks and women did not have the right to vote. Women just got the right to vote in 1920. Blacks didn't have the right to vote till 1870. It just feels like there's this old way of thinking (that) we are not all the same. We are all the same people. All of us. You're no different than I am. Our love is the same." Ellen is right. We are all the same people. Well, except for Paris Hilton. She's a dirty animal.
Ellen went on to say, " It sounds to me like saying well you can sit there (points in one direction), you just can't sit there (points in another direction). That's what it sounds like to me. It doesn't feel inclusive. It feels isolated. It feels like we aren't owed the same things and the same wording."
John responded, "I've heard you articulate that position in a very eloquent fashion. We just have a disagreement and I, along with many, many others wish you every happiness." Lies.
Ellen finished with a joke, "Thank you. So you'll walk me down the aisle? Is that what you said?"
McCain doesn't believe in gay marriage and I don't believe in him. We're even. And to think, I was going to invite his pasty ass to my upcoming Xanadu-themed California wedding. I really wanted to see him in velour chocha cutters and roller skates. He can stop checking the mail for his invitation! It ain't coming.
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Now, in all seriousness, I have to ask, and do not follow the logic: how does having sex with the same gender automatically lead to sex with animals?
I mean, I can understand the argument about religion. I don't particularly agree with it, but I do comprehend. Where and how bestiality figures in the equation just escapes me.
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Submitted by amle on May 22, 2008 - 12:05pm.
2. i dont read the bible or go to church.
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Why do people care so much if a dude has his big huge cock in another mans tiny little ass hole?
Why do you care if Ellen licks a vagina with her mouth?
People equate the stance against gay marriage with being evil because it is smacks of separatist sentiments from the years of segregation, slavery, and blind intolerance born out of ignorance.
To those who say Homosexual marriages are the same as fucking a farm animal, i say to you... so do YOU still think races should be seperated on busses?
YES it is the same thing! I think most gay intolerant asses are racists.
But you guys think id fuck a horse so....
tarded!
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Why can't the Mormon Women have Multiple Husbands but the Husbands can have Multiple Wives? I am all for Mormon Gay Marriage!!! God knows I met an awful lot of "confirmed bachelors" when I was in Salt Lake City, trying to destable the American Dream.....
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Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on May 22, 2008 - 2:14pm.
OH HELL YES!! that was the best comment of the day in my opinion
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Submitted by LoLo on May 22, 2008 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by LoLo on May 22, 2008 - 2:58pm.
I knew assing around like that was going to piss your ass off. I kept trying to get back on that ass, but was unsuccessful...
Hey Kizzy?
You wanna make out with my gay ass in front of McCain?
Id would give that wrinkled bitch the willies for days!
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LoLo, in all honesty, I have to tell you, once he laid eyes on that hot, silky, supple, magnificent ass of yours, he'd totally change his mind about gay marriage.
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Gay marriages are “not only unnatural, but … always productive of deplorable results,” such as increased effeminate behavior in the population. “They are productive of evil, and evil only, without any corresponding good … (in accordance with) the God of nature.”
Oh wait, that was an argument about why interracial marriage is wrong. Oh well, let's just recycle it and use it against gay marriage, no one will notice the difference.
Anyway, enough seriousness. I have a pair of tight sequined spandex pants and plenty of body glitter... plus I can skate pretty well. Does this mean I can come to your wedding MK? I promise my gift won't be some lame-ass toaster oven, too.
Submitted by amle on May 22, 2008 - 2:09pm.
honey bear, Im not laughing at you. (may I call you honey bear?)
My opinion is very strong on this one. The argument of incestual and beatiality marriages being the logical next step is to me, the most ILLOGICAL, nonsensical counter-point ever.
It is also the ONLY argument that I have gotten from conservatives on this subject.
I really want to truly understand why conservatives are so illogical on this one.
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Submitted by missy on May 22, 2008 - 12:02pm.
sensi and who caress - I hear you guys. And I agree, there are a TON of issues that are far more damaging to humanity that demand attention now.
Gay marriage IS one of the issues that affect Americans right now. As Americans, our probelms are miniscule compared to things like government corruption, poverty, hunger, civil unrest...
Every man feels his burden is the heaviest.
Its just how it is.
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I agree with you, most feel living ONLY in their own world America, that it is a big issue.
I am not Gay, but my Dr is and also she is a personal friend of mine who I respect and have known for 20 years. Seriously I have been to her house had dinner many times, gone out with her as a friend and she has been to our home in Hollywood and not once, never ever has she made this gay marriage an issue.
Sure it is an unfair matter so is this fucking Gov and the gas issue. Do we riot in the streets? I bet most people are chicken shits and would stay home out of fear.
I just see so many more things that are much more important than gay marriage. It really comes down to this, don’t like the country MOVE, and I have seriously given that more thought than anything.
We are the Land of the Free, the Land of Equality, as well as the Home of the Brave.
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Submitted by HeatherinFL on May 22, 2008 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by sinnie on May 22, 2008 - 3:02pm.
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And I could say the same...Just because Ellen stands up for what she believes, doesn't make her right either
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Oh my god you sound so gay right now :0
Submitted by HeatherinFL on May 22, 2008 - 2:08pm.
Submitted by sinnie on May 22, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Just because he stands up for what he believes in doesn't make it right.
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And I could say the same...Just because Ellen stands up for what she believes, doesn't make her right either.
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What ever happened to the seperation of church and state?
If you think about it, there is no seperation.
Plenty of people's reason for being against gay marriage is that it is against what the bible says.
But the bible also says something about a burning bush. And if I were to interpret that I think they were trying to say that Moses had an STD?
See why this bible thing doesnt work?
If a gay person want to get married so be it. It's nobodies business.
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
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Submitted by missy on May 22, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on May 22, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Amie, you're intolerant. Sorry, but your Bible isn't to be taken literally nor is it to be placed above the rights of Americans to be equal.
GO TEAM ELLEN!
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ha ha to you too
i dont read the bible. i not really even religious to any extent. dont think about it much. i am sure you also believe in unions for beastiality and incest.
I just don't understand what the problem is with gays being able to marry. With all the people who fight for women and minorities,it doesn't seem to me like anyone really fights for homosexuals. People should be allowed to love who they want to, and marry who they want to. The "man" doesn't have any business AT ALL dictating who can marry.
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I love Ellen too & how she handled it; but I would like to state that McCain is not evil for having a different opinion. I don't think there's anything wrong with that, after all there is such a thing called freedom of speech. Good luck to those who will leave the country based upon what one politician believes, on ONE "issue," (if elected).
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what kind of president will he make if he can't do any better than that? anyone could guess she would ask about that and that she would have a good argument ready. I am really afraid he will get elected.
Submitted by sinnie on May 22, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Just because he stands up for what he believes in doesn't make it right.
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And I could say the same...Just because Ellen stands up for what she believes, doesn't make her right either.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by LoLo on May 22, 2008 - 2:58pm.
I knew assing around like that was going to piss your ass off. I kept trying to get back on that ass, but was unsuccessful...
Hey Kizzy?
You wanna make out with my gay ass in front of McCain?
Id would give that wrinkled bitch the willies for days!
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Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on May 22, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Amie, you're intolerant. Sorry, but your Bible isn't to be taken literally nor is it to be placed above the rights of Americans to be equal.
GO TEAM ELLEN!
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1. my name isnt amy
2. i dont read the bible or go to church.
Submitted by LoLo on May 22, 2008 - 2:58pm.
I knew assing around like that was going to piss your ass off. I kept trying to get back on that ass, but was unsuccessful...
Well, speaking of horses and asses, we sure have a real horse's ass here in this shot with Ellen, don't we?
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Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on May 22, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Amie, you're intolerant. Sorry, but your Bible isn't to be taken literally nor is it to be placed above the rights of Americans to be equal.
GO TEAM ELLEN!
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YEAH!!
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I am Sooooooooo gonna bust in and make a scene at MK's Wedding if I am not invited. It will make "All My Children" look like a Baptist Sunday School class.
Marrying animals will never work. They really can't hold down a job. While Cheeta and Mr. Ed might be the exceptions I think marrying animals just won't get the respect marrying gay seems to promote.
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LoL NewportJoey.. I know your tight lil ass can fit into those hot pants.. Wear the pink ones.. Those really outline your bulge..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
mccain is a tired old fart...did ellen really expect this old goat to be for gay marriage when he believes this war should continue for years...
and mk? where is my invite to the wedding of the year?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Amie, you're intolerant. Sorry, but your Bible isn't to be taken literally nor is it to be placed above the rights of Americans to be equal.
GO TEAM ELLEN!
Just because he stands up for what he believes in doesn't make it right.
That's why we're still in the mess in Iraq. Well, one of the many reasons.
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sensi and who caress - I hear you guys. And I agree, there are a TON of issues that are far more damaging to humanity that demand attention now.
Gay marriage IS one of the issues that affect Americans right now. As Americans, our probelms are miniscule compared to things like government corruption, poverty, hunger, civil unrest...
Every man feels his burden is the heaviest.
Its just how it is.
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I agree with John McCain. At least John stands by what he believes in. Barack will tell whatever crowd he is talking to what they want to hear.
_Submitted by HeatherinFL on May 22, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Well, just because his opinion differs from yours doesn't make him wrong, it just makes him have an opinion that you don't agree with. A lot of us believe as he does...who are you to tell us we are wrong?
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You're wrong.
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Looks like Sen. McCain already has Tony Soprano's vote.
[To Dr. Melfi]
"I agree with that Senator Sanitorium. He says if we let this stuff go too far, pretty soon we'll be f***ing dogs."
Well, just because his opinion differs from yours doesn't make him wrong, it just makes him have an opinion that you don't agree with. A lot of us believe as he does...who are you to tell us we are wrong?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 2:57pm.
Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on May 22, 2008 - 11:53am.
I'll get off my high horse now, but I do believe fiercely in this topic (and educating people).
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Well, speaking of horses...don't you realize that if we legalize same-sex marriage the next inevitable, logical step is people marrying animals?!?!?!
Makes sense to me.
WELL BITCHES BE FUCKING MY ASS ALL THE TIME ANYWAYS!
MAY AS WELL MAKE AN HONEST ASS OUT OF MY ASS!
IM SO PISSED THE DONKEY THREAD WAS WASTED!
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This year is just awash in weddings. First Johnny Depp, then MiMi, now MK.....I'll have to start hunting in the utility room for my skates and Olivia Newton-John headbands... I don't know if I can still get my ass in those velour hot pants........
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Wait the fuck a minute! Michael is having a wedding!? Do I cancel my sex change operation or not?
I will not rest until I am male and married to Michael.
I am one pissed bitch. I might need to change my name.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Oh how cute. His people prepped his bigot ass so well for that question!
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Horses can't sign contracts.
Damn those opposable thumbs!
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Missy. Any mail today?
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Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on May 22, 2008 - 11:53am.
I'll get off my high horse now, but I do believe fiercely in this topic (and educating people).
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Well, speaking of horses...don't you realize that if we legalize same-sex marriage the next inevitable, logical step is people marrying animals?!?!?!
Makes sense to me.
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 22, 2008 - 1:52pm.
I know, right?!?! hahahhahahaaaa
*waving back thru window*
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The world of today has many many more bigger problems than gay marriage.
Millions can't eat, millions can't even sleep as they have no home. Fuck over 135,000 people just died in Asia, just disappeared POOF gone forever just like that. So much more important than gay marriage issue.
This gay issue is the biggest problem facing the world today? Fuck no, I put it way way down on the list of items that I worry about.
Pulease give me a fucking break and Fuck McCain anyway.
Try traveling the world before making the gay marriage the biggest thing in the world to worry about.
missy -
I just think marriage is meaningless these days aside from tax breaks. I mean, what is the divorce rate again? Really fucking high.
But I agree that gay marriage should be legalized. Gay weddings would be so much less boring than straight ones.
It doesn't surprise me that it's still illegal, though, given that being effed up the bumhole is still against the law in a few states.
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WipeOutPutOutGetOut on May 22, 2008 - 2:53pm.
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Amen, sister/brother. To me, the whole issue is a non-issue.
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But then again, what do I know?
Canada, Spain, and South Africa all have laws that make same-sex marriage the same as "traditional" marriage.
The Netherlands, Great Britain, Finland, Norway, Sweden, France, and Germany all recognized Unions, though their laws don't make the two fully equal.
Funny how religious nuts think that the country will fall apart when so many other countries are already doing it.
Not to mention some even underestimated the couples that have wanted to get married... Britain only expected 11,000 by the year 2010, and already 15,000 have registered.
I'll get off my high horse now, but I do believe fiercely in this topic (and educating people).
fuck him
and I agree, I support gay marriage, but given the chance, I'd grill his ass over the coals regarding this illegal, fucked up war.
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Very well said, Wipe. I agree completely.
(I'm a big fan of the "lolrus", too. Hehe)
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I just love the look in her eyes in that photo. She's smiling, but her eyes want to choke him.
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