Tommy Girl Always Finds Something To Cry About
Tommy Girl is not happy with baby boutique Petit Tresor for allegedly talking to the tabloids about his spending habits. Tommy had his lawyers send a cease and desist letter to the store.
The letter accuses the store of telling the tabloids that TomKat spent $350k - $400k on Suri's wardrobe over the last two years. Tommy's whores said the information is wrong and it violates their clients' confidentiality.
His lawyers also told the store to keep their mouths shut about TomKat's shopping habits. If the store doesn't comply with Tommy Girl's order, they will die a terrible death. Ok, they didn't say the last part.
Please! Suri doesn't wear that off-the-rack trash! She only wears custom couture from Paris! I bet the $400k was spent on satin diapers for Tommy Girl. The silky material against his bare nalgas makes him feel like the sexy lady he is.
Source: TMZ
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Is PSL gone? *looking around the cyber room*
Look guys, don't say anything to her but...it's REALLY all about ME!
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 22, 2008 - 6:05pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 3:03pm.
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That's just undiluted Tom, he usually jumps on furniture, it's his way of marking his territory, like a dog pissing on a tree. Hence the "special slippers" he had made for Oprah. Just in case she wanted to jump on his.
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Seriously, he should just save the world the trouble and copyright the name Tom, the word Cruise, and having brown hair.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Target is about to reveal that TC spent 350.00 on Bella and Connor for their wardrobe last year.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Is that why he jumped on Oprah's couch?
Was he trying to dislodge his head?
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 6:00pm.
and those guys in the van are just following you for your own protection, ok?
SONOFA!!!... i thought i was building an entourage!!
OT: i don't believe Tommy spent this much... wait... do they sell lipstick?
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
The store has a confidentiality agreement with people who shop there? Huh? TommyBoy is so stupid. If he is truly embarrassed at the fact that his personality-less, boring, bland, ugly wife eagerly swipes his black AmEx card so freely to rack up that sort of bill... then why draw more attention to it?
He needs to get over himself. I think after that Oprah special where we saw Suri's closet, plus all the pictures of Suri in Burberry, etc ----we get that they spend loads of money on her clothing.. So, who the fuck cares really?
He is just drawing more attention to himself...Such a drama QUEEN.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 22, 2008 - 5:58pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Plus the doorknob can enlarge the orifice for easier head placement when he does stupid things.
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That sucker is so far up there, they'll have to cut switchback trails to find it.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 22, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 5:52pm.
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Pay no attention to the double-clicks before you get a dial tone, whenever you use your phone, and those guys in the van are just following you for your own protection, ok?
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Plus the doorknob can enlarge the orifice for easier head placement when he does stupid things.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 5:52pm.
o.k.... i admit it... i'm an SP.... fuck, now i think i'm gonna have to commit "suicide"... anyway... bunnies are people too, i've known bunnies that have been helped with RX's... is that so bad? if it helped the bunnies?!?!LOL!!
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 22, 2008 - 5:50pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 2:44pm.
I thought he had peeps to do that for him. I simply cannot imagine him sullying his hands on a doorknob.
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You're so right, I totally forgot that thetans lurk on doorknobs. Thetans, and negativity. There's no way he could touch a doorknob with all that thetan and negativity on it.
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I hate to kid-bash however, put a blonde wig on that one and its a "Village of the Damned" freak.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 22, 2008 - 5:48pm
You're so glib, ESE, you're so glib! YOU don't know about bunny slippers, ESE. I KNOW bunny slippers, the HISTORY of bunny slippers, ESE.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 2:44pm.
I thought he had peeps to do that for him. I simply cannot imagine him sullying his hands on a doorknob.
After all, who knows where that doorknob might have been? Lifts in footy-jammyies may hold the answer to this "burning" question.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 22, 2008 - 1:08pm.
wrong thread.
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Submitted by Little miss on May 22, 2008 - 5:43pm.
as long as those bunny slippers aren't depressed...damn bunnies, always pissed about being made into slippers when they should know Dianetics will show them the way to a happier, fuller slipper existence!
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 22, 2008 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 2:35pm.
I bet his footy-jammies have lifts in them so that he can taller in bed!
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Again, to be fair, how could he reach the doorknob to lock Katie in for the night without them?
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EveryStrangersEyes - ha! Tommygirl spent those $$ on his organic cotton bloomers and fuzzy bunny-slippers too. )))
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By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 22, 2008 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 5:35pm.
Does he have any other kind?
ya know i ain't checkin'!!... the next thing i know i'll be strapped on a table with Bob Seger music playing as the ass flapp is unbuttoned!!
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Well, to be fair, they have to get the e-meter where the thetans are...
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 22, 2008 - 5:33pm.
gotta go everyone
oohh, it's all about you isn't it!... drama queen!!LOL!... see ya, PSL!
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 2:35pm.
I bet his footy-jammies have lifts in them so that he can taller in bed!
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 22, 2008 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 10:29pm.
Too true. Man, I'd love to have so many millions you don't miss almost half a mil. And if I did, I certainly wouldn't give a flip who knew I spent it on baby clothes, either.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 22, 2008 - 10:33pm.
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Bye PSL! Have fun!
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 5:35pm.
Does he have any other kind?
ya know i ain't checkin'!!... the next thing i know i'll be strapped on a table with Bob Seger music playing as the ass flapp is unbuttoned!!
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
Get rid of the bottle already!
shit!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 22, 2008 - 5:33pm.
You have a good afternoon, and take care. Oh, yes, don't forget to leave something for the trolls, you self-centered person who cares about others' afternoons, you.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
They should be ashamed that they spend more on clothes for a 2 year old thats gona vomit and caca all over them than most people make in 5 years. They should also be ashamed because there are people dying of starvation all over the world that could have used that money, but instead it goes to clothe a little snotnose that doesn't even understand what "designer" means. Greedy pigs.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 22, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 10:15pm.
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Well, just goes to show my peeps ain't neva been stinkinrich---I would miss half a million. I think I would notice that is not there. I know all the celebs shop there, but damn, half a million's a nice chunk of change, y'know? I mean, I know they wouldn't go out of business, of course not. I still would miss a half a million.
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Yeah but half a mil to them at the same as half a mil to us regular folk is it? They'd probably miss for about as long as it takes for another dumbass celeb to get knocked up.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 22, 2008 - 5:32pm
Does he have any other kind?
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
gotta go everyone...have a great afternoon! Should I list all my activities for the rest of the day?
hahhahaha
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
"$350k - $400k on Suri's wardrobe"... yeah, right.... anyone checked Tommy's wardrobe for footy pj's lately?
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
if I worked in a store where perhaps my pay was directly related to sales (as is often the case) I wouldn't want to make anyone feel self conscience about dropping that kind of cash. that being said every mother I have ever known always have at least one super cute outfit the kid never wore.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 22, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 10:15pm.
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Well, just goes to show my peeps ain't neva been stinkinrich---I would miss half a million. I think I would notice that is not there. I know all the celebs shop there, but damn, half a million's a nice chunk of change, y'know? I mean, I know they wouldn't go out of business, of course not. I still would miss a half a million.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 5:19pm.
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ROFL--OMG, you totally cracked me up on that one!!
"wrong toilet"
LMAO
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 10:15pm.
I hate to ask, but since he DID spend almost half a million dollars in there, wouldn't Petit Tresor be hurt as badly as a lawsuit, if they just didn't shop there anymore?
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Petit Tresor stuff ain't cheep - most of the dresses (for a baby) are over $100 a cashmere sweater costs $242. Regardless of with Tommy Girl shops there or not - other celebs with willing spend that kind of cash for their kids. I doubt it would hurt PT if Tommy Girl stops shopping there.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 5:19pm.
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I know, right?
*holds Kizzy's head over the toilet while she gets sick. Oh wait, never mind. WRONG TOILET!*
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 5:15pm.
Pineapple on pizza?? Why? Why did you have to do that? waaahh You put pineapple on pizza!!! How could you?? How COULD you?? So awful...I'm crushed.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 5:15pm.
you buck up lil' camper and take it like a Kravitz, damnit!!... nobody can stop the import of Canadian bacon and pineapple!!... if they can, well... that's just a world i don't want to live in!!
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Kizzy...
ROFL-EEEWWWWWWW oh no, nope, NEVER would have guessed that one! Now that you explained, it makes sense--the name not the act. Ewwww.
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Tommy-Girl better upgrade Suri's growth chip. She seems to be staying the same size for months now.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 22, 2008 - 2:12pm.
be careful people!!... soon your pizza order will be made public!!... the gas pumps will be monitored!!... useless, meaningless info will be lawsuit worthy!!... anarchy, i tell ya.. ANARCHY!!
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Oh NO! People will know what toppings I like? This is too much.....
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 22, 2008 - 2:12pm.
be careful people!!... soon your pizza order will be made public!!...
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Oh, God, NO!!!!!!!!
How will I be able to maintain my East Coast Edge if anyone finds out I like pineapple and candian bacon on my pizza?!?!?! :(
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
I hate to ask, but since he DID spend almost half a million dollars in there, wouldn't Petit Tresor be hurt as badly as a lawsuit, if they just didn't shop there anymore?
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy...
Something about getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet?
*blushes, runs and hides*
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But then again, what do I know?
be careful people!!... soon your pizza order will be made public!!... the gas pumps will be monitored!!... useless, meaningless info will be lawsuit worthy!!... anarchy, i tell ya.. ANARCHY!!
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 5:06pm.
LMAO what is Blumpkin?
merkin, gunt, lolcatz, crotch fruit, and now blumpkin.
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Submitted by LoLo on May 22, 2008 - 12:49pm.
OK so I railed another blog bitch for a post today about saying Adam Sandlers daughter was a fat ugly baby.
SOooooooooo
ewwwwwww conflict inside me ewwwwwww
she is ugly
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
wrong thread.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by LoLo on May 22, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 5:01pm.
I learned that word HERE!
EDI Freakin FYING this D-list is!
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Indubitably. I would not have known the joy that is the merkin, were it not for the dlist.
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