Tommy Girl Always Finds Something To Cry About
Tommy Girl is not happy with baby boutique Petit Tresor for allegedly talking to the tabloids about his spending habits. Tommy had his lawyers send a cease and desist letter to the store.
The letter accuses the store of telling the tabloids that TomKat spent $350k - $400k on Suri's wardrobe over the last two years. Tommy's whores said the information is wrong and it violates their clients' confidentiality.
His lawyers also told the store to keep their mouths shut about TomKat's shopping habits. If the store doesn't comply with Tommy Girl's order, they will die a terrible death. Ok, they didn't say the last part.
Please! Suri doesn't wear that off-the-rack trash! She only wears custom couture from Paris! I bet the $400k was spent on satin diapers for Tommy Girl. The silky material against his bare nalgas makes him feel like the sexy lady he is.
Source: TMZ
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Submitted by LoLo on May 22, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 5:01pm.
I learned that word HERE!
EDI Freakin FYING this D-list is!
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I want to know how many words all of you bitches have learned on DL'd. I've been beating this horse since earlier today, but mine are:
1. Blumpkin (a personal favorite)
2. Gunt
I'm a little too pissed to remember anymore at the moment.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Little miss on May 22, 2008 - 4:59pm.
charity's not good for busin... er... uumm.. religion, yeah... religion... that's it
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
Yes, a kid can really be a kid and get dirty in a $4000 dress.
Suri is going to be SO fucked up.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Um, when did public conduct become confidential?
Didn't they buy things from a place that is open to the public?
Weren't there people there who saw them buying things -- even if it was only the hired help?
Did the store sign a confidentiality agreement?
Is Tom's head up his sanctimonious ass as usual?
So many questions, too few answers.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 5:01pm.
I learned that word HERE!
EDI Freakin FYING this D-list is!
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"Crotch fruit"?? BWAAHAHAAAHAAAAA!! I so love your magnificient hot ass!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Ok, I really hate it when jealous people blame rich ones for buying this or that. If they can afford it - why not? They were either smart or workaholic enough to be able to afford it or they just have better karma (in the financial way).
Luxury - makes the part of the beauty and aesthetic in this world.
But. But half a million in a few months for a toddlers's wardrobe????!!!? That is just too much and far over the extremes. Katie is sick. Miserable, self important bitch.
I hate to say that, but she could spend some % of that $$ on charity. Oh, I forgot - Scientology does not encourage charity. (if it's not for Scientology)
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By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
Inside conflict resolved!
My BF looks like Sandler and I look like *not telling you guys* so i wonder what our genes spliced would look like?
Hmmmmmmm
My future crotch fruit will only wear cheap clothes so they can have funn being messy babies!
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Please, this bitch should be crying and worrying over his half dead career.
Over half of that 450,000 must have been spent on liners for Suri's every present bottle. That kid is almost 3 (no matter what the parents say) and she probably has no clue on how to drink from a cup.
I pity this child.
Every girls dream....a living chucky doll for a husband.
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Submitted by LoLo on May 22, 2008 - 4:49pm.
the devil exists?!?!.... damnit!!.. now i gotta buy stuff for s'mores!
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
Submitted by LoLo on May 22, 2008 - 4:49pm.
Adam Sandler and his wife are decent human beings, with a human child, not a Stepford and an alien that make an alien robobaby.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
In all honesty, I'd rather dress my kids in cute jeans and t's. 400k on Mormon fudamentalist dresses is too much if you ask me. They dress Suri like the fucking anti-christ from El Dor-A-do.
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 22, 2008 - 4:41pm.
Stock up on the vodka and kaluha
i don't know where i'll find the extra space, ya know... with all this vodka and kaluha i already have!!LOL!
OT: Tommy's gonna be pissed when the dildo store spills the beans
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
OK so I railed another blog bitch for a post today about saying Adam Sandlers daughter was a fat ugly baby.
SOooooooooo
I find myself conflicted when i say that I THINK SURI IS THE DEVIL.
ewwwwwww conflict inside me ewwwwwww
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All the wonderful, independent women I know are always wrapped in a blankie and carried by their mommy.
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
Petit Tresor is soooooo summer 2006.
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PSL
Don't worry about troll... IGNORE it
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 22, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 22, 2008 - 4:34pm.
hi, EEG!... *scribbling*... Netflix.. "Bowfinger"
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Brill, absolutely B-R-I-L-L!!!!!
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
Submitted by M.E. on May 22, 2008 - 1:41pm.
PSL - I see your troll is back.
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I know! I'm today's "winner"! It's my LUCKY DAY!!
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Mmmmmm, he didn't complain when it was reported that Katie was carrying a $25,000 handbag.
Twats.
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
ESE,
A Steve Martin flick, he wrote it. Eddie Murphy is pee you pants funny.
Stock up on the vodka and kaluha you are in for a good time!
Suri looks like the kid from the original Omen...
PSL - I see your troll is back.
"Bowfinger" is a hilarious movie!
Even Heather Graham is funny.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
thanx sluts you guys rock
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 22, 2008 - 4:34pm.
hi, EEG!... *scribbling*... Netflix.. "Bowfinger"
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
M.E.:
Shut up. This isn't about you- it's about ME.
EVERYTHING is.
lmao
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Yeah Frito, feel better!
"throwing egg at Tommy's weiner."
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Hi ESE!
thanks......I know it is just trying to piss me off. It is, but not nearly to the extent it hopes.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
ESE,
I watched Bowfinger on telly last week. I had never seen it before, it was the funniest piss take on CO$. Made me think of you living so close to the crazies.
Ah yes, I am a HUGE attention whore!
OWN IT!
OT-I am bored with Tommy girl and his robots.
Buying your kid a bunch of useless crap doesn't mean they're going to love you more or hate you less when they grow up.
LoLo *opens mouth for smoke* *hurls first egg*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
That poor kid is going to grow up to be fug. She has the face of Katie Holmes with Tom Cruise's schnoz, blugh.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 22, 2008 - 4:27pm.
You should go into psychology.
*best tommy impression*... don't be glibb... you don't know about psychology
hi, PSL!... ignore 'em, dahlin'!
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
Submitted by oklahoma on May 22, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Lets go throw eggs at the Cruise Triplets!
All three of those scary bitches look a like!
Fucking aliens!
*Blows smoke at Okie and wags balls at her*
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FritoDorito on May 22, 2008 - 4:26pm.
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Glad to hear that, at least you got some good drugs out of it? BTW, Debfromhell was here awhile ago, she's moving but mentioned something about wishing Captain Cheeto (I know I got that wrong) well. :))
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But then again, what do I know?
Frito, I am so glad you are feeling better today- you were breaking my heart last night....I hope every day gets better for you.Oh wait...that wasn't about me. I'll need to delete this post.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Not to mention, if I dropped half a million on clothes for my toddler, she'd be WAYYYY more fucking stylin' than Suri. Is the fact that she's a wonderful, independent woman the reason that they're turning her into a mini-Kate Cruise? You know, that wonderful, amazing [actually full-grown] woman we've all heard about so many times?
*rolls up next to LoLo* *revs engine* Hop in babe.. share that juicy J..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
As much as I don't like tommy cat, I have to agree. That was stupid on behalf of the outlet.
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GWAR - Best Band Ever
Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 22, 2008 - 1:22pm.
i am crying bcause people are talking about ME but i want to make it about me. me me me.. not ME. me take up for me literally
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once again, you nailed it. You are a genius at reading people. You should go into psychology.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
omg Frito that sucks =( I hope you feel better hon.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Does anyone else find it ironic that Captain Famewhore is bitching about his privacy? Much like a vajayjay, Tommy wouldn't know what the fuck privacy was if it bit him on the ass.
Also, will someone please cut Suribot's bangs? The kid is beginning to look like a sheepdog!
Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 22, 2008 - 4:08pm.
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You OK? I was reading about it--- not being nosy.
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I'm better now, thank you! Last night I was still out of it. They gave me some meds (xanax) to calm me down for a spinal tap yesterday and before I went to bed again I got on to Dlisted to see if I missed anything funny or interesting. I'm better now. Still a little bit sore and hazy but it will pass, thanks
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
ruh roh
*rolls something pretty and green*
So.... how about the Braves eh?
Are they still a baseball team?
Ok then
*lights spliff, pulls out donkey balls just in case*
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I see your Av now TigressGirl.. Tiger has a pretty smile too..
My hub was making fun of me cause I hadn't seen Risky Business.. It was on the other night, but I fell asleep tooo early!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
M.E. I'M SORRY SLUT!
*puts hands over M.E.'s eyes*
It's good anyway, you'll love it.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
The change is almost complete...now he only needs to give her a dick-o-plasty.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
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