Thursday, May 22nd 2008

Tommy Girl Always Finds Something To Cry About

Tommy Girl is not happy with baby boutique Petit Tresor for allegedly talking to the tabloids about his spending habits. Tommy had his lawyers send a cease and desist letter to the store.

The letter accuses the store of telling the tabloids that TomKat spent $350k - $400k on Suri's wardrobe over the last two years. Tommy's whores said the information is wrong and it violates their clients' confidentiality.

His lawyers also told the store to keep their mouths shut about TomKat's shopping habits. If the store doesn't comply with Tommy Girl's order, they will die a terrible death. Ok, they didn't say the last part.

Please! Suri doesn't wear that off-the-rack trash! She only wears custom couture from Paris! I bet the $400k was spent on satin diapers for Tommy Girl. The silky material against his bare nalgas makes him feel like the sexy lady he is.

Source: TMZ

Posted by: Michael K


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ISprainedMyUvula on May 22, 2008 - 3:19pm.

BB- Hedging a guess? I'm totally stumped on it.

- oy, I have no idea. I haven't heard any skinny if someone wanted to leave the show, maybe the British chick?

On T: Uh, I bet half of the shit TG purchased was to dress his collection of Cabbage Patch dolls.

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

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Submitted by LoLo on May 22, 2008 - 12:21pm.
M.E. and PSL

I know a bunch of people reported the nasty shit from the trolls.

I did too.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!

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okie - my tiger avvie should be back up!

LoLo's picture

M.E. and PSL

I know a bunch of people reported the nasty shit from the trolls.

Not sure of details.

But Ricki made things all good and I think Chuck Norris made Jimmy STFU.

Everything is calm yet strange now.

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Uvula - Bradiful - DON'T SPOIL IT!! I have it DVR'd for tonight!!!

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so weird how the hose from the exhaust pipe will make its way into the store window... weird

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M.E.. Pretty smile!! *hangs picture on ceiling*

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

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BB- Hedging a guess? I'm totally stumped on it.

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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.

will someone please cut that child's hair?

xxyxz's picture

I would be embarrased too if I spent $400,000 on clothes for a todler!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!

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M.E. and Lolo:

I was just wondering where my troll was....either banned, or taking a break.....fucking ridiculous.

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ISprainedMyUvula on May 22, 2008 - 3:14pm.

I KNOW! Somebody got blowed up....

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

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Lolo- how was the problem solved? Another banishment????

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 22, 2008 - 3:13pm.
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I did! Holy crap- that's a cliffhanger if I've ever seen one!

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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.

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ISprainedMyUvula on May 22, 2008 - 3:11pm.

Off T: Did ya' watch C.Minds last night?

On T: How much is it costing him to sue?

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

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Petit Tresor will soon be a subsidiary of CO$. Trust.

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_Submitted by M.E. on May 22, 2008 - 4:09pm.

Im not sure what one, but i think the problems have been resolved.

Thank goodness!

And I like BOTH of your avies doll!
You are good people!

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If only I had x-ray vision, I could see thru that blanket and tell you if her clothes were worth $400k.

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Yes, by all means sue a store with a HUGE CELEB clientele about outing your spending habits and don't forget to call your publicist and make sure we know about you suing them and why.

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

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Submitted by FritoDorito on May 22, 2008 - 4:08pm.
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You OK? I was reading about it--- not being nosy.

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But then again, what do I know?

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Confidentiality? Maybe if they spilled shit on a gift registry or something but all I see it as is gossip and TC's got plenty of THAT shit following him around. But I guess he can't send a cease and desist letter to millions of people, only uppity celeb-friendly stores of which one dared to show what idiots these two are.

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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.

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The older Suri gets, the stronger her resemblance to her true father (Chris Klein) becomes.

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Submitted by Chicklet on May 22, 2008 - 3:05pm.

No fucking shit. If this douche is so fucking concerned about his personal life that everyone around him has to sign insane, iron-clad confidentiality agreements, then

A) he's clearly hiding some sick fucking shit,
B) he can stop making movies and leave the public spotlight, and
C) keep his fucking crazy-ass opinions and religion to himself.

People that fucking concerned with the tiniest detail of their image when they are already on top of the world are sick, sad, pathetic fucking people. I know from experience.

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letinstar alread said what I was gonna say.

So in which thread was my MIA ass getting called all sorts of names, drunk bitch etc???

Help a bitch out!

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shut up Tom....you are so damn whiny now.

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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"

You know that damn store does talk a lot. They always talking about who bought what, when and how much. I am surprised that he is the first person to go after them. He is still a freak.

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I wonder if they spend that much dough on the other kids?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

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I love how Suri is always giving the "my-Daddy-is-Tom-fucking-Cruise-and-you-better-be-scared" look. I pity that child.

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Tom: Privacy isn't a constitutional right. Spending habits aren't protected by confidentiality laws.

Katie: Please cut Suri's bangs. She's looking like a sheepdog.

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countdown til someone from that store winds up dead from a "suicide"...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...

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He's right. They shouldn't be telling anyone what his spending habits are.

That doesn't change the fact that he's a giant douche.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

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Putting opinions on Tommy Girl aside, is it really illegal to do that?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty