Thursday, May 22nd 2008
Crazy Hot
I don't care if Juliette Lewis worships aliens, bathes in barley water and howls at Mars - I love her crazy ass! I'd even go to the dark side for her. FUCK. I was joking! Hell, I'm a goner. I'm totally Tommy Girl's next wife.
Here's Juliette acting the fool on a yacht in Cannes yesterday. That's what Scientology does to you!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 22, 2008 - 2:57pm.
To quote Gallagher, the comedian, "That's stylin'!"
OK, here's the truth.
Everyone on Dlisted knows my breasts are real and spectacular.
But in addition to that, every time I leave my house I got some guy telling me he wants me to birth his babies! I just have that kind of figure. I just *look* fertile. I was born to breed.
Yeah, I get laid a lot but I can not wear fashionable clothing. I would be willing to make the trade.
True story.
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
I love this woman !! Not crazy about her music but Kalifornia and NBK were awesome !!
" and I shouldn't have been drinking in the first place "
*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 2:55pm.
To quote Gallagher, the comedian, "That's stylin'!"
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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So I actually created an account just so I could leave a comment about this chick. Every picture I've ever seen of her, she looks so incredibly, insanely, terrible in the face area. Well call me shocked when a few months ago, I'm standing on the train platform in NY waiting for the 6 train when this woman walks by with a flambouyant counterpart. Something about her strikes me as familiar, and after a few seconds I realize who it is. The woman wasn't wearing a drop of makeup and her skin looked flawless! She looked stunning. I was so freakin' shocked and totally confused. No one around me seemed to notice her though, I guess they were all too used to seeing pictures of her face looking like it does in the pictures above. Maybe her face just isn't camera friendly?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 22, 2008 - 2:51pm.
So I can wear clothes from the boys department at The Gap
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Dare we ask what you want the body of a 15-year-old boy for?
Perhaps not. Some things are best left unasked.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Submitted by forever.now on May 22, 2008 - 2:46pm.
I don't wanna be ano...I just wanna have the body of a 15 year old boy. Is that so wrong?
KIDDING!
Meh, I need to lose a few. Tomorrow, I'll think about it tomorrow.
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
to mrs. kravitz...
hehe... I thought exactly what you did. don't worry. but I know that's where this picture will end up. I have been looking at the pro ana sites (long story). they are so sad.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 22, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Yep, Juliette has always been her own woman who marches to a different, Xenu-ic drummer!
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Momus,
Oh the cornrows!!! Let's revisit that magic moment, shall we...
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,613607_3,00.html
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,1020156_614261_6,00.html
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
@ESE. The dark is a skeered of me..
@Iggy. Peace, we be out..
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I gots Cheese skillz, it's a Cheese on Cheese showcase.
http://www.myspace.com/akathornhill
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 22, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Submitted by Ex_OTic on May 22, 2008 - 2:10pm.
I'm starting to wonder if Brad Pitt likes crazy women or is it Brad Pitt that makes em crazy?
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I think he likes crazy women. He just makes them super SKINNY.
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Very true!
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Thorny...
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Carry on.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Thornhill on May 22, 2008 - 5:25pm.
stay in the light, Thornhill!!... stay away from the dark!!!
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
She keeps her crazy and her coocha controlled. Can't hate on the girl for that.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
I'm strictly hit and run and have no time for trolls, they don't exist.
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I gots Cheese skillz, it's a Cheese on Cheese showcase.
http://www.myspace.com/akathornhill
Thorny!!!!
do yourself a favor, and do NOT read all the earlier posts........trolling is rampant these days!
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Pauly Shore is looking hot..
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I gots Cheese skillz, it's a Cheese on Cheese showcase.
http://www.myspace.com/akathornhill
I love this crazy bitch. I wish she hadn't quit acting. I like her music, but I prefer her ass an actress.
Clarrise: I agree 100 percent. Who can forget her lovely cornrows on the Oscar red carpet in 1992!?!
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Submitted by Ex_OTic on May 22, 2008 - 2:10pm.
I'm starting to wonder if Brad Pitt likes crazy women or is it Brad Pitt that makes em crazy?
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I think he likes crazy women. He just makes them super SKINNY.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
M.E.
*big hug!*
I loved her and Pitt together! They were dirty, crazy, stoned and FUN.
Pitt and Fish-sticks...zzzzzzz.
Pitt and Aniston...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Pitt and St. Jolie...*BIG eye roll*
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
She is such a fucking dude.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by Ex_OTic on May 22, 2008 - 2:10pm.
I'm starting to wonder if Brad Pitt likes crazy women or is it Brad Pitt that makes em crazy?
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Methinks he likes crazy women -- which explains why his marriage did not last. The irreconciliable differences were that Pitt could not make Aniston into a bat-shit crazy woman.
His next conquest: Britney Spears!
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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I'm starting to wonder if Brad Pitt likes crazy women or is it Brad Pitt that makes em crazy?
Mabel is on FIRE!
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
Come an' ask her something!!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
I just fell in love with Clarisse with her "AJ is fucking Juliette's sloppy seconds".
That made my fucking day.
Would someone please explain to me why folks who have no movie to promote get attention at Cannes?
Shit, Star Jones got photographed on the red carpet at the AmFar event in Cannes!
Cannes needs to get more selective!
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Chrissy Crocker's dad?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Everytime I see recent photos of Juliette Lewis I ask myself; "Brad Pitt was fucking HER????"
She may be crazy but she ain't hot...
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Am I the only one who thinks Tom Cruise should have married Juliette Lewis? They would have a way more entertaining couple.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Brad Pitt started up in Hollywood with a crazy and ended up with one too!
The American version of Amy Winehouse sans talent.
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i wanna be this bitch....
except for the whole barley water thing...gross
Submitted by forever.now on May 22, 2008 - 1:48pm.
ooo... thinspiration pictures for the pro ana sites?
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I am so busted! I was just going to comment that I love her body, tiny boobs and all.
Does that mean I need help?
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
LOL ESE! I love that movie.
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Early Grayce: How long have you had your woman, bud?
Brian Kessler: Three years.
Early Grayce: Yeah? She's a good one. She's a breeder, you dog.
Brian Kessler: I'll tell her you said she's a breeder. She'll like that. I'll tell her that.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
How can you not love a bitch that spoke these lines:
You stupid bitch? You stupid bitch? You stupid bitch? Mickey, that's what my father used to call me! I thought you'd be a little more creative than that!...
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
ooo... thinspiration pictures for the pro ana sites?
MK is correct. Juliette Lewis is the only (and I do mean ONLY) acceptable Scientologist. Kirstie Alley once shared that title with her. No longer.
XENU, Ruler of the Galactic Empire who love to slip Juliette the deep space sausage!
So I've heard.....
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 22, 2008 - 4:37pm.
"Early don't eat breakfast. He thinks its a conspiracy put together by the cereal people."
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
Submitted by Madam Pince on May 22, 2008 - 2:36pm.
I can't help but admire how proudly she brings the batshit crazy to every aspect of her life.
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Lol! I aspire to live my life in such a way...
I'll never understand that style of bikini top. I don't think it's flattering to anyone--big chested or not.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
I had no idea she had so many fans....I think she's icky. Talented, but icky.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
I'm a Juliette Lewis fan too. Honestly, I think she has the right amount of crazy so CO$ leaves her alone.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
"Put your titty away, Adele"
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
I can't help but admire how proudly she brings the batshit crazy to every aspect of her life.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
Take a look at this.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnvcQG8ufxQ
Finally, something original.
Take a look at this.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnvcQG8ufxQ
Finally, something original.
God, she's amazing. Every time I see her.
I like people who embrace the "I don't give a fuck what you think" thing.
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But then again, what do I know?