Thursday, May 22nd 2008
Animal Print Again....
I was beginning to think that Sharon Stone was over her addiction to animal print and dead animals. Relapse! She needs to be thrown into rehab along with Jocelyn Wildenstein for their obsession with wearing and looking like animals.
Sharon is really starting to look like one of those hags from "The Real Housewives of Orange County." I know Sharon does not want to turn into Lauri Waring, but that's where she's heading.
Anyway, here's Shar at amFar's Cinema Against AIDS event in France. Other guests included Natalie Portman who wore a dress by Brawny and Madonna who wore one of Tootsie's old ones.
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I think they all look really good, love the color on Madonna but the dress is a little whack.
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Madonna has man hands!
Madge is about to Incredible Hulk that dress.
Sharon Stone, as usual, looks amazing. She is only a few years younger than Madonna, but she looks way more refined and less pinned up, pulled and prodded.
Fuck PETA!
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Word. Dorothy Michaels is gonna shank Madge for that dress.
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Sharon Stone at this age is looking awesome!
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Ahhhahahaaaaaaa,,,,Robert Plant in a dress by Tootsie....I should never sleep...I miss so much of Dlisted!!!
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OMG, she looks sexy. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e.com" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
my dog barfs better.
lol
hmm are all designers on strike?
Why so many people keeps saying they saw you before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site like "millionaireloves. c o m". Is that true?
Submitted by Lohohater on May 22, 2008 - 9:25pm.
sharon: that necklace with that dress is a no-no. homegirl needs a stylis
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Agreed. Without that doily necklace, the hair and gown are rocking.
& Natalie Portman: I suspect that dress would look ridiculously twee on others, but she's perfection in it.
fuck, Madonna will slurp your soul if you stare too long at her banshee face. She defeated the purpose of excellent plastic surgery and skin enhancers by eliminating all the fat out of her diet and going for the Arnold weight training program.
But Sharon: Looking hot for 40/50something.
Sharon looks amazing for her age. Nah, for any age!
Submitted by waterlily on May 22, 2008 - 9:58pm.
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I hope she is engaged so she can stay away from my man Gael.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
anyone noticed the ring on Natalie's wedding finger. hmmmm just a thought.
sharon: that necklace with that dress is a no-no. homegirl needs a stylist
I swear to God..I think my meemaw was buried in the same dress Madonna's wearing-but with a more professionally sewn hem.
We did thing Meemaw had nice taste though...
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Those pictures of Madonna are disturbing...her face is all nipped and tucked and wrinkle-free, but her hands look like they belong to a 70-year-old woman.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 22, 2008 - 5:48pm.
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Oh ESE, gimme sugar...Hold on lemme wipe post-mortum obnoxious teenager residue off my tiger lips...Wait, did I type that out loud? What I meant to say was lemme apply some lip chap...
O/T...Madonna needs some low-lights for real and CONDISH that sitch, bitch..., and Sharon? That ho needs a career for real (There's a blind item bitch is a high priced call girl..What? Elderly sex is HOT if you include enough dead animals, Viagra and a FlowBee... HWAT! Sharon can rock that Flowbee in sexually creative ways, you just know she can...). Cast Sharon as a GILF in some retarded movie at some point. Old hookers deserve a nest egg for retirement....
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I really like Natalie Portman's dress.
Don't shoot me.
nat's dress is white shit. she looks like an angel. madonna is playing boss and sharon looks like she's headed up to spendthrift farm in lexington, hot-shotting the poor man's derby. lovelys.
Wow Madonna's starting to look her age. That dress has Sophia from the Golden Girls written all over it. Didn't Sophia wear the same in lavender in one episode? All Madonna's missing is the little wicker bag.
Madonna would look so much better if her hair were parted on the side.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
I think Natalie Portman is going to suffer the same fate as Sarah Jessica Parker and age like an ugly skinny beast.
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Sharon looks fabulous as usual. She is aging much better than Madonna. She is curvier and her face doesn't look drawn and boney.
Toodles, folks. The boss is on his way!
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I don't know what it is, but with all the working out that Madonna does, you would think she would look pretty svelte and young. But, she really looks her age and she is rather frumpy. I am not sure if it is the old lady clothes she wears or what. She may want to do some chest exercises - her boobs look pretty saggy...
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on May 22, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Madonna scares me on many levels: hands, feet, hair, face. At least she covered her bony arms with the bat-winglike sags.
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I'm going to start referring to Sharon as 'Magda,'
(the ridiculously tanned old lady in "There's Something about Mary").
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Oh look it's fucking Madonna again. I don't understand why all these random assholes feel the need to go to Cannes or wherever they are.
Just noticed Madonna's shoes. I know that I were a scary, veiny fucking hag I would probably stay away from anything that rippled the skin on my feet any further.
he he he, dlisted.
ss is chanelling her inner cave woman.
she aint ever gonna give up the animal prints or hides!
Somebody on Madonna's staff needs to step up and tell her she's starting to look like Robert Plant.
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I really want the name of Sharon's plastic surgeon. She looks better than she looked 20 years ago!
*Tosses Tiger a freshly hacked femur*
Like I always say, animal print is best left on animals. Tigerlilly, on you it works, minus the spatter of gore on your muzzle and bib.
You got a little schmutz *points*
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Love Sharon Stone, but I wouldn't want to meet her in a dark alley.
Madonna just needs to STOP. Seriously.
NatPort is an overrated twat but I love her look here.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 22, 2008 - 3:46pm.
I am so sorry that I caused you to have nightmares about her fingers. But, I do love the octopus/squid analogy!
Carrying that theme forward, her hideous blonde hair (along with her hands) reminds a bit of Ursula from The Little Mermaid!
I bet she terrifies her kids.
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I adore Nat Portman. I think her dress is fucking fabulous and she looks fabulous in it.
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hi, Tigerlilly!!
OT: yep, nothin'.. just had to say that before bar time
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i like her dress.. she looks good on it.. .not everyone can pull off the leopard print stuff... i like leopard print dresses,they look good on me, but i dont go overboard..
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 22, 2008 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 22, 2008 - 3:37pm.
I can handle the sagging cheek implants.
But, those long, sinewy zombie fingers scare the shit out of me!
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Ack! I didn't look at that pic at first. Now I'll have nightmares of elderly squid and octopus trying to grasp me! Oh, why, why did I look at that pic??? Why????
And while we are on the subject of why, WHY does Madonna insist on that hideous, unflattering and AGING shade of blonde, when it's clear from a mile a way she can't/won't maintain it? It's not cute, it's not edgy, it's unkempt and FUG!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Natalie Portman is gorgeous. Oddly enough, I love her dress, too. The shoes...not so much.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 22, 2008 - 3:37pm.
I can handle the sagging cheek implants.
But, those long, sinewy zombie fingers scare the shit out of me!
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Oh, and Madonna's cheek implants are starting to sag. Ain't that a bitch?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Meh, ever since that woman had that stroke or whatever it was, back in the day, she can't dress for shit. Honestly, I give her an upgrade cuz it kinda looks like she stopped cutting her hair herself in a manic phase with nail clippers...I said KINDA...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 22, 2008 - 3:28pm.
Are you related to IBentMyWookie?
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