Anyone But Beyonce
What's Wino's loss might become Beyonce's gain. Producers of "Quantum of Solace" are apparently talking to Beyonce about singing the next Bond theme. The song was written by Amanda Ghost and Beyonce would also work with Bond composer John Barry.
Wino was working with Mark Ronson on the track, but she can't be bothered with it anymore. Her spokesbitch said Wino "felt it was the wrong thing to get involved in." Cue laugh track.
Not Beyonce. Just no. Doesn't Beyonce have to go play house and haves babies or something?! I know Papa Knowles wants to get his money's worth, but Beyonce needs to sit down and take a break. Let Solange sing the damn Bong (typo, but keeping it) song. She'll work for oyster crackers and she won't be a bitch about it.
On second thought, the producers need to track down and hire Precious Taft. I don't know if she can sing, but does that really matter? The hot bitch has raw emotion. Clip below:
QueenChariz:
your absolutely right. I wish beyonce would just go away. My best friend and i made plans to see the new bond movie this summer but if beweevecye is going to be in it, i will not be going to see it. it will be sad to disapoint my friend but i just can't stand her. she's not an actress nor is she a good singer. i hope my friend will feel the same.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 23, 2008 - 7:42am.
Get the Chocolate Rain dude from YouTube to sing the theme instead.
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do you know how many laughs I have gotten out of that chocolate rain dude??? love it
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
LOL @ the anorexics with the balloon heads calling someone fat!
*shouldn't you be throwing up paper & tissue somewhere*
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ITS SUMMERTIME OH YEAH, HELL YEAH! IM SO DRUNK AND HORNY AND UMBRELLA AND SHIT!! - typical fan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K6Vj4gBKMI
Beyonce ain't goin' nowhere you silly fraggle rock lookin mofos :-)
ah well.... wutchu gone do :-D
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ITS SUMMERTIME OH YEAH, HELL YEAH! IM SO DRUNK AND HORNY AND UMBRELLA AND SHIT!! - typical fan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K6Vj4gBKMI
I. Am. So. Confused.
That was beautiful, Precious.
Beyonce has the MOST ANNOYING OVERRATED voice EVER. And I mean EVER. Nothing can spark my road rage quicker then hearing Beyonce turn a 2 syllable word into an 18 syllable word/song.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Get the Chocolate Rain dude from YouTube to sing the theme instead.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
LMAO @ video
"I'd bash his head against the goddamn radiator!"
"That was beautiful, Precious!"
Armageddon approaches.
Er. I don't mind I mean I would be lieing if I said I didn't love alot of Beyonces songs, not to mention she has an amazing voice. The only thing I hate about this woman is the tacky outfits her mother makes her wear. Other then that I don't mind her.
Oh my god. Now I know where Crissy Crocker got the idea for her original youtube video...change Precious' color, give her blonde hair and you have Madame Crocker.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I love her so much, I was surprised to see her nice profile on a celeb dating site with hot pics and videos. It seems called " "millionaireloves. com"".what is she looking for there just curious
Submitted by gucci on May 22, 2008 - 9:52pm.
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She overuses the vibrato - not a pleasant sound at all.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
i love amanda ghost....
My cat squealing in heat sounds better than beyonces singing. but thats just my opinion.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
interesting.
that monologue is from 'the gingham dog' by lanford wilson.
great play. but the woman really fucks it up.
RichBitch - Thanks ;) I'd hate to be a stupid, bitter hag! LOL.
gucci - I don't think Beyawnce will actually be in the film. They'll probably just play her song either during opening credits or at the end...hell, maybe even both! *shudders* But I agree with you - she can't act and she's an okay singer. If she wasn't so commercial and vanilla, maybe I'd respect her as an artist, but all her songs sound exactly alike and she's full of herself.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
idiots drive me loco:
daniel looks and seems like he's got a lot of class and is very conservative. which is why i am so damn atracted to him!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
StewieGriffin:
"Calling M.K.!!!!! Can we get rid of the spammer with the dating site pleeeeeeeze"
I second that motion!
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by QueenCharisma on May 23, 2008 - 1:46am.Maybe I'm just a bitter hag...
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Bitter but smart! ;)
Calling M.K.!!!!! Can we get rid of the spammer with the dating site pleeeeeeeze
yeah well if you want to ruin something, just throw Beyonce's fat ass in it.
http://www.intimatemingle.com
beautiful woman, you are making a great thing! did you joined the famous dating site~~ I n t i m a t e m i n g l e . c o m ~~, a site for interracial romance, interracial relationship. I just found that many people here keep talking it these days! I need the answer from you!
Thanks, Heart. My lips are giving a permanent kiss to the world - what can I say, I'm in a giving mood today.
Back on topic: if they didn't get Christina to do the theme song for the new Bond film, they should've gotten Jennifer Hudson. Her voice is powerful enough to make a statement. I'm really upset that they keep shoving Beyonce down our throats. Whatever. Maybe I'm just a bitter hag...
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Submitted by bisou on May 23, 2008 - 1:27am.
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ME TOO. That show never gets old for me. I want to be Mrs Slocombe when I 'grow up', with my very own closet freak Captain Peacock.
I'm off to the British Museum in the AM so I'm off to sleep, goodnight :) Unfortunately I'll have nightmares from B's coulrophobia-inducing face.
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I wanted to be like Mr. Humphries. Ohh, have fun!! Sleep well. Just remember as bad as B's face you aint the one how has to stare at Jay Z's face all day!!
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
She is starting to look white to me. Maybe she is seeing MJ's plastic surgeon.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 22, 2008 - 7:08pm.
ME TOO. That show never gets old for me. I want to be Mrs Slocombe when I 'grow up', with my very own closet freak Captain Peacock.
I'm off to the British Museum in the AM so I'm off to sleep, goodnight :) Unfortunately I'll have nightmares from B's coulrophobia-inducing face.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
I hate Precious Taft's guts.
"Goodbye, Cinzano..."
ahhahha EyeRoll.
Submitted by RichBitch on May 23, 2008 - 1:20am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 23, 2008 - 1:18am.
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ROFLMFAO!
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Far more succinct and to the point than moi! :D
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Thanks! :0)
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by thebiglebowski on May 22, 2008 - 8:15pm.
You bring shame and sorrow to Coen Brothers fans all over the world.
Damn, Precious Taft for HSOTD! Beyonce, meh.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
you know who knows integrity? Daniel Craig.
Okay, its all out of my system now :)
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
Well thank you RichBitch and QueenCharisma...I like your avies as well.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 23, 2008 - 1:18am.
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ROFLMFAO!
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Far more succinct and to the point than moi! :D
Submitted by thebiglebowski on May 23, 2008 - 1:15am.
and katie holmes is not a robot.
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ROFLMFAO!
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by thebiglebowski on May 23, 2008 - 1:15am
she wasnt a robot before she met tom?
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You've not seen (or indeed read) the original Stepford Wives then? ;)
RichBitch, I love Heart Angelina's avie too and I'm not a fan of Ms. Jolie's.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 23, 2008 - 1:12am.
Good.
I'm glad you were talked into coming back. This place is boring with you. (I mean that in a good way)
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 23, 2008 - 1:12am.so here I am
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I have to say I do love your avie. No sarcasm, I really do.
Submitted by thebiglebowski on May 23, 2008 - 1:11am.
hi rich bitch, no disrepect, but look up integrity, i doubt very much you even know what such a big, complicated word means
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Oh I see, you're one of those.
Look up irony, bitch.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 22, 2008 - 8:08pm.
I can't complain. I am just enjoying my down time.
I didn't think I would come back but James Haven and some others were really supportive so here I am.
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hi rich bitch, no disrepect, but look up integrity, i doubt very much you even know what such a big, complicated word means
gucci my love of Daniel is well known--but I'm not a danieloonie, I swear. I didn't really watch any of the bond movies until I came to the US--I read the books though. And pretty much, they all sucked between Connery and now. I just hate how every damn post about the bond movie seems to come down to idiots who don't get the title, or into an argument over whether or not DC should be bond. Casino Royale was the highest grossing bond movie EVER. It was also the first Bond movie nominated for a BAFTA. It was a critical and commercial success. DC IS Bond, and will be for the next four movies. They actually hired an ACTOR, and he saved this franchise. No other bond was really a thespian persay.
Okay, my loonie rant is over. wait, if I don't call anyone a cunt, hater, or fuckers who spread lies, does it REALLY count as a loonie rant?
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
Submitted by thebiglebowski on May 22, 2008 - 7:59pm.
if one person came forth with a intelligent argument i would respect you more. all of you. noone takes up the issue of religion of any sort being stupid. noone takes up the issue of the fact that tom cruise was beloved until he expressed his views of religion. you have no integrity
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Tom Cruise was "beloved" up until he started losing his shit all over the place, and blatantly staging this shit with his robot wife. He became overtly obnoxious and frankly, acted like a lunatic. And BTW, there is a difference between a religion and a straight-up cult, which is all Scientology is.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by thebiglebowski on May 23, 2008 - 12:59am.
you have no integrity
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And this is a problem because...?
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 23, 2008 - 1:01am.
Yes, but I only post after 5. Hi how are you???
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Yay!! I'm doing fine, how about you?
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Submitted by bisou on May 23, 2008 - 1:03am.
LMAO Dreamy! And I'd rather play hide the magic wand with Voldy boy than listen to Derriere lady screech shit into a microphone.
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Oh hell yes! Oh and I love your avie! I love watching Are You Being Served?
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Daniel Craig is a fan-damn-tastic James Bond...ruggedly sexy. I love Pierce Brosnan, but not as Bond...and Roger Moore was a joke. Sean Connery also has that rugged-sexy down pretty good.
As far as Bouncy doing the music...blech!
LMAO Dreamy! And I'd rather play hide the magic wand with Voldy boy than listen to Derriere lady screech shit into a microphone.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
religion is a personal choice. it has been the cause of death, famine, war...yet (god) does nothing to stop it. the american indian was wiped out because they believed in a god called mother nature and noone thinks maybe they had it right???