Anyone But Beyonce
What's Wino's loss might become Beyonce's gain. Producers of "Quantum of Solace" are apparently talking to Beyonce about singing the next Bond theme. The song was written by Amanda Ghost and Beyonce would also work with Bond composer John Barry.
Wino was working with Mark Ronson on the track, but she can't be bothered with it anymore. Her spokesbitch said Wino "felt it was the wrong thing to get involved in." Cue laugh track.
Not Beyonce. Just no. Doesn't Beyonce have to go play house and haves babies or something?! I know Papa Knowles wants to get his money's worth, but Beyonce needs to sit down and take a break. Let Solange sing the damn Bong (typo, but keeping it) song. She'll work for oyster crackers and she won't be a bitch about it.
On second thought, the producers need to track down and hire Precious Taft. I don't know if she can sing, but does that really matter? The hot bitch has raw emotion. Clip below:
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Submitted by bisou on May 23, 2008 - 12:59am.
Her nose is morphing into Voldemort's.
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Voldy has a sexy nose. B not so much.
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Bey's nose is morphing into Voldemort's.
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Submitted by thebiglebowski on May 23, 2008 - 12:56am.
As you pointed out, you aint doing shit either. If your so worried about the world why don't YOU go DO someting about it?
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if one person came forth with a intelligent argument i would respect you more. all of you. noone takes up the issue of religion of any sort being stupid. noone takes up the issue of the fact that tom cruise was beloved until he expressed his views of religion. you have no integrity
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 23, 2008 - 12:45am.
You got an avie! :0) Does that mean your staying?
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Submitted by thebiglebowski on May 23, 2008 - 12:56am.
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seriously?!
This is dlisted not the United Nations! ;)
Gee RichBitch get that embroidered on a pillow send it to me will ya???
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Sure! What's your address? :)
it seems to me that you're all evil little trolls. you point and laugh while none of of us, myself included, even do any good for this world. does it make us feel better? you're all witty i'll give you that, but you're still hunched over a computer rather than taking the chance of actually doing something
Gee RichBitch get that embroidered on a pillow send it to me will ya???
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to idiots drive me loco:
daniel is that you?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Isn't she knocked up yet?
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Submitted by RichBitch on May 22, 2008 - 7:45pm.
Urgh! The last thing the world needs is Beyonce thinking she's Dame Shirley Bassey! She already thinks she's Diana Ross thanks to Dreamgirls and is about to insult the world with her impersonation of Etta James. Is nothing sacred? Beyonce doing Bond would be even worse than Madonna (who at least managed to do the worst ever Bond flick that no one ever wants to see again)!
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Didn't you get the memo? Beyonce is the baddest bitch in the world! She can do anything because she's so fabulous and the world loves her - so her delusional parents keep telling her. She can't fade into obscurity gracefully?! Sheesh.
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Love Angelina? Heart Angelina? Fuck Angelina with a rusty pipe I say.
roger moore sucked as bond. he was too pretty and didnt have the chops to pull it off. why not get rob lowe, or cary elwys to play bond? roger moore sucked. pierce brosnon was much better than roger. it was a upgrade at least
Pierce Bronson's Bond = steaming pile o' crap.
He was as animated and interesting and exciting as a 2x4 dressed in a tux.
Ugh. I consider his Bond movies the Bond 'lost years'.
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You can look up the reviews...I told you who gave them. They were positive and sorry she was playing a mother...not a psycho...so that theory of yours doesn't work.
Also I am not the only Bond fan who didn't want Daniel Craig to play James Bond. My uncle got me hooked on the movies...and I can tell you Daniel Craig isn't a great James Bond. Do I like the 1990's Bond films, hell yeah, was the last with Halle Berry cheesy, yes. However Daniel Craig will never be in the ranks of the great James Bond...he just doesn't cut it.
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Urgh! The last thing the world needs is Beyonce thinking she's Dame Shirley Bassey! She already thinks she's Diana Ross thanks to Dreamgirls and is about to insult the world with her impersonation of Etta James. Is nothing sacred? Beyonce doing Bond would be even worse than Madonna (who at least managed to do the worst ever Bond flick that no one ever wants to see again)!
Daniel Craig is just fucking gorgeous as Bond. He shouldn't be sexy because he looks like a beaten up spastic but fuck me he got the cum churning in my bollocks during Casino Royale! Whoa!
Submitted by forever.now on May 22, 2008 - 7:39pm.
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THANK YOU. I did not enjoy PB as Bond. Every movie was a giant BMW commercial.
Sean Connery will always be my favorite.
Bond theme music is almost as legendary as the movies, they need a heavy hitter. Is Beyonce a good choice, not really.
Who would be, meh, I am enjoying Duffy these days.
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if she did get any positive reviews, she must have been playing a psycho, er herself. I can't wait until that whore fades into obsurity.
But since this post is about the movie, you must be one of those turds that didn't have a problem with the total riduculous suspension of reality and painful one liners of Bond circa 1990's. A true fan of James Bond knows Flemming's work, and would be disgusted by Brosnen's movies.
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
the first time I saw a house of dereon ad I thought it was a joke. it is still kind of hard to believe it isn't .
I don't like Daniel as Bond. I just can't but he was amazing in his other films. I am a Bond fan and I think I have a right to dislike this guy playing Bond. Also that actress you're referring to just got rave reviews on her performance in a certain Clint Eastwood directed movie from Variety and The Hollywood Reporter.
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btw pierdolić wobec AJ, weren't you banned kurwa? Way to disprect MK by ignoring his and the mod's wishes.
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
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Daniel Craig is exactly what James B. needed. *soul anxious*
oh lord, the troll insulted Daniel Craig. Does this mean I can disregard all rules of society and spew viritrol with foam dripping from my mouth.
You don't like DC because he's an actual ACTOR, and not some halfwit twig that thinks she can act.
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
Its from one of Flemming's Bond novels--its a chapter title. Since QofS will pick up where Casino Royale left off (meaning, my darling Daniel will hunt down Mr. White's organization) its a fitting title.
Just because there are no fucking invisible cars, or other ridiculous gagets, doesn't mean it sucks.
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
Dayyum, that video was WACK! Precious scared the bejeebus out of me. As for Bouncy (as my husband calls her) - just...no.
The the damn bond theme will be ruined thats for sure.
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I dunno. B will sing a Destiny Child Bond song.nope.no.
she is pretty though. :O
Fantasia should sing/talk Precious Taft songs/speeches.. :)
Beyonce is more over the top than RuPaul at this point. Doesn't anyone have the balls to tell her she looks straight up tranny?? Oh wait. She's styled by House of Dereon.
Jay Z seems like he enjoys the company of trannies, so she might just be trying to stay in the game.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
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Thanks Heart Angelina! Plus, Christina would do a much cooler video to go along with it. Beyonce's kind of bland. When I think of Bond songs I think of Shirley Bassie and "Diamonds Are Forever" - B's voice just isn't powerful enough to make a statement. Christina has the pipes to make the song a smash. Too bad the studio didn't think of that :(
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Why can't Ali Lohan do it?
She weally, weally wants to be famous.
Nice Barbie weave, Bouncy.
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That hair was too much!! How many asian, indian women, children, teenagers, men, pubic hairs did they shave to give her that hair?
oh and waddafuck is up with that dress? I thought disco crocodiles were on the endangered list. And aqua eyeliner? Jeebus woman, upgrade your damned self.
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why isn't precious taft on the short list for the bond theme? she has superstar written all over her...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Damn that picture scared me.
Also. WTF kind of title is Quantum of Solace? These studio execs need to start telling their producers and directors the damn truth. How hard is it to say "Sorry, but you should change the title because it sounds ridiculous. How the fuck am I going to market a bitch called 'Quantum of Solace'?" And hopefully Dane Cook would never be cast for a role in a film ever again.
Oh great!!! I can't wait to hear her screaching. Fuck you Wino. Just take a crack hit and fucking sing, you bitch. Maybe they should have the crack pipe on a stick like a carrot on a stick so she can sing the song.
Christina A would be awesome for the Bond song. Thats a good idea.
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Beyonce is so overrated and just needs to go away. Why didn't they call Christina A. to fill in for Wino? At least all her songs don't sound alike...
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I have to agree Beyonce is the wrong person to sing the Bond song...but since I won't be watching any of the James Bond movies because I think Daniel Craig sucks, I don't care who sings the damn theme.
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I guess Britney was busy =D
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Damn, Wino. I know you love your fans so can you please try to get your shit together for their sake at least?!
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Phew. Glad I'm not the man who wronged Precious.
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Puh-lease not Beyonce. I'm so damn sick of her.
Also, is that really a picture of her or is it a wax figure of her? This is a sincere question.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Beyawnce, how much make up can one face take?????
Regarding Video: Sum scary Shit.....
Beyonce filling in for Amy Winehouse?
No good can come from this.
I thought that Austin Powers had the exclusive contract on her spy movie singing.
Wasn't anyone else available?
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