Anyone But Beyonce
What's Wino's loss might become Beyonce's gain. Producers of "Quantum of Solace" are apparently talking to Beyonce about singing the next Bond theme. The song was written by Amanda Ghost and Beyonce would also work with Bond composer John Barry.
Wino was working with Mark Ronson on the track, but she can't be bothered with it anymore. Her spokesbitch said Wino "felt it was the wrong thing to get involved in." Cue laugh track.
Not Beyonce. Just no. Doesn't Beyonce have to go play house and haves babies or something?! I know Papa Knowles wants to get his money's worth, but Beyonce needs to sit down and take a break. Let Solange sing the damn Bong (typo, but keeping it) song. She'll work for oyster crackers and she won't be a bitch about it.
On second thought, the producers need to track down and hire Precious Taft. I don't know if she can sing, but does that really matter? The hot bitch has raw emotion. Clip below:
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Gawd, Beyonce is looking just like her mother nowdays.
NOO Not Beyonce!!!
I WANT A QUANTUM OF SOLACE! NOW! *reaching for bong*
But seriously. What a weird name for any movie, let alone a Bond flick.
And Beyonce? Bo-ring. Bleh.
Get someone interesting and not so...commercial to sing it. Not a cracked out Wino, but someone else...anyone else.
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Can't get Wino, so we will get Beyonce. That's a logical substitution.
Hey LTC,
Is that sarcasm i smell????
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ugh why can't Wino get her sh*t together?? i bet she would get along well with The Nuttcups: http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/5/8/the-nuttcups-the...
A match made in heaven! A crappy Beyonce song to with a crappy Bond film!
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
I would rather hear Rosanne sing The Star Spangled Banner over and over for the rest of my life than hear ONE MORE FRIGGIN' Beyonce song!
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea.. they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Ok, what the hell just happened in that clip?
And Be needs to call it a day already. She's all shrieks and rejected Tina Turner moves. Enough.
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I hold up a peace sign, but I carry a gun (Common)
Cant....stand...Beyonce!
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Can't stand this fake, horse hair weave having, big butt, arrogant bitch. NO MORE BEYONCE SONGS!
Awesome, another Beyonce song to go along with all the other Beyonce songs that sound exactly the same.
I'M SO EXCITED!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.