Prostitute-Tranny-Infested Sperm
And it's getting better! This week, Denise Richards accused Charlie Sheen of doctoring an e-mail which claimed she wanted some of his sperm to make another baby. Charlie called her a liar, among other things. Yesterday, Charlie's friend called Denise a liar for saying she's only doing a reality show for money to support her kids. The friend claims the bitch is already getting a shit load of dough from Charlie.
Well......Denise has responded. She told Page Six that Charlie is exploiting the entire situation. She claims she sent him a text message last week telling him one of their daughters was sick and asking him if he was going to attend family day at his other daughter's school. Denise said, "His response was, 'I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.' My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis."
I need to know what's behind the bleep! If he said "fucking whore," then he's a total bastard. If he said "cunt whore," then he's sort of creative and should take up a career in writing.
Denise went on to address the supposed e-mail she sent about Charlie sperm. Yes! This again. She said, "I don't want Charlie's prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We'll leave it at that. I am so over him. He's the one who can't move on. He's disgusting and he's hit an all-time low."
PROSTITUTE-TRANNY-INFESTED SPERM! This bitch is a fucking poet and a comedian. Methinks she's talking about herself and she doesn't even know it.
I adore these two! Their love for each other is an inspiration to us all. I hope they put out a book of their amazing texts and e-mails to each other. It would make for the perfect Valentine's gift to your special someone.
Of course, Charlie had to respond. He said they are bringing in some computer expert to prove the e-mail was sent from her. Who cares? I'm already on Team Robot Call Girl. She had me at "Prostitute-Tranny-Infested Sperm!"
How much of Charlies 'prostitute tranny infested sperm' has Beautiful Denise swallowed? It has affected her brain power,the lady makes no sence anymore. Just imagine how the kids will grow up and turn out to be like.Glad I won't be at their Xmas dinner table!
Prostitute-Tranny-Infested-Sperm is hilarious! I'm impressed that she came up with that all on her own. I wouldn't put some tranny prostitutes beneath Charlie!
I saw her on Larry King last week and she looked like she was about to blow chunks and have a full on panic attack when it was time to talk about Heather. She has a guilty conscience.
Have we ever heard Heather's side of the story? Is she commenting?
Denise mentions her dead mom every time she talks. If she's as broken up as she says she is, how the hell does she make time to film a "reality" show?
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You know what Okie? I fucking love Crystal Light. You can drink the crap out of it all day long and not end up a porker at the end of the day.
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Exactly how long till those poor kids end up in rehab?
Please please please tell me that's not actually Denise Richards. Please?
TEE-HEE,I admit this needs to go on FOREVER!
She needs to grow up and shut up. All this ugly talk is going to fuck those two kids up for ages.
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when they were getting together and she was talking about him to Jay Leno (per example) I totally got the feeling that something like this could happen!
So, um, your girls are half prostitute tranny infested sperm? Is that what you're saying, whore?
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Seems to me the only one still talking about their "issues" is her. Charlie only responds after her comments.
She is looking for attention and doesn't really want this thing to end with Charlie. Otherwise no one would pay her any attention.
"He said they are bringing in some computer expert to prove the e-mail was sent from her."
I fukken laughed. Good God these people are worthless. LOL!
SHe needs to get herself a man! When she was with Richie she didn't want anything to do w/Charlie. Now that she's alone, she has too much time on her hands and all of a sudden wants Charlie around the kids? Didn't she not want him around them a few months back? (when Richie was in the picture?) Get a life Denise, one that doesn't involve stalking your lame ass ex husband
The kids will be drinking by age 11.
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But his "prostitute-tranny-infested sperm" was good enough to have two "beautiful" children with, huh? Denise is contradicting herself. Imagine when those children get older and read back about this mess. They are going to have some serious issues.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Those two pieces of trash really went well together. Unfortunately, they were allowed to spawn...
Damn she is getting jowls. She is only mid thirties and already has those? huh? SHe also looks like she is frowning all the time. IT's her mouth... damn. She used to be pretty and rounded a corner to ugly.
And these two need to fuck it out. A good 'hate fuck' and they'll be back to normal (for them at least)
she always looks too made-up...i almost choked on my drink when i saw the commercial for her new show and she was talking to her friend in the car and said "i like hot guys with big dicks! hahah" she is such a dumbass. the thought of charlie sheen with a big dick is pretty revolting...i imagine his dick to be only used for insertion into plastic, inanimate women.
Does she have a mirror? She is a classic prostitute tranny. lol
I'm surprised she didn't bring up Dead Mother. That is her excuse for everything.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 23, 2008 - 10:40am.
Let's set up a date for Denise with O.J. Simpson. Then she'll learn what deadly ex really is.
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*snickers*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Let's set up a date for Denise with O.J. Simpson. Then she'll learn what deadly ex really is.
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I liked Denise until now. Grow up already lady. Seriously. If its all about her kids then she needs to stop this shit now, they are going to read all this shit one day. Denise, stop being ungrateful, take your millions and get the hell on.
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 23, 2008 - 10:32am.
LCT, Crytal Light, HUH? I'll have to get me some of that. I'm on a Grape Slush binge from Sonic.. OMG. Love it!! Off to Dick Bounce..
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You lucky bitch. Throw in an extra bounce for me.
Mmmm, grape crush. Makes me want some burgers. Let's have a hot dog day at DListed with the little ice cream cups with the wooden scoop and everything.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
LCT, Crytal Light, HUH? I'll have to get me some of that. I'm on a Grape Slush binge from Sonic.. OMG. Love it!! Off to Dick Bounce..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 23, 2008 - 10:21am.
Bwahaha LCT. That would be awesome. To schedule it like a C-section, that one-time period. Like "oh I'm taking a vaction from work to have my period" then you come back 9lbs lighter..And all pale. But then you could Dick Bounce all year long w/ out worrying about staining sheets..Damn, What a dream!!
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You're a genius. God, on the other hand, not so much if he didn't think of that little gem of a plan.
Dick Bounce. That's my new favourite.
You know what Okie? I fucking love Crystal Light. You can drink the crap out of it all day long and not end up a porker at the end of the day.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Bwahaha LCT. That would be awesome. To schedule it like a C-section, that one-time period. Like "oh I'm taking a vaction from work to have my period" then you come back 9lbs lighter..And all pale. But then you could Dick Bounce all year long w/ out worrying about staining sheets..Damn, What a dream!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 23, 2008 - 10:12am.
All I know is my uterus better be getting rid of its share of blood each month b/c if this ever happens to me i'd be pissed.. by by woman parts.. yeah, that bitch was grabbing every body w/ her bloody hands.. and then 2 seconds later no one had blood on their shirts. WTF.. I wanted more drama..
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Maybe some smudges on faces... people puking in the background from having a menses handprint on their booby. Yeeaahhh. Time for a BETTER remake.
Wouldn't it be nice if we had the option of getting it all over with in one day? Just hunker down in the shower for half an hour and have Carrie-time where it all just... exits?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
So being the great mother she is she takes the high road...again.
What a pig. How long before we see her spawn working the pole somewhere?
Submitted by PSB on May 23, 2008 - 9:59am.
Yes, I've read those, too, he has said some extremely horrible things to her. Shocking that a divorce and custody fight could turn bitter. Especially the shit she was pulling on him at the time, in order to try to get full custody.
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 23, 2008 - 10:09am.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 23, 2008 - 10:06am.
LMAO @ LCT.. That was one messy Bitch.. She must have fell on one of those pointy bra's from the 70's to bleed that much..
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No kidding.,.. it's like her uterus was saving it up for 5 years then sploooooosh. I love how she ran around naked and bleeding. So classy.
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All I know is my uterus better be getting rid of its share of blood each month b/c if this ever happens to me i'd be pissed.. by by woman parts.. yeah, that bitch was grabbing every body w/ her bloody hands.. and then 2 seconds later no one had blood on their shirts. WTF.. I wanted more drama..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I feel bad for sheen. You really gotta be careful about where you stick your dick. There are worse things than VD and they hang on you for the rest of your life.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
un huh.
the fact remains dr used cs "nasty sperm" to make two "beautiful" kids........
idiots
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 23, 2008 - 10:23am.
Submitted by loric on May 23, 2008 - 9:51am.
Where would she be now?
Heidi Fleiss's laundry mat?
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Exactly. I am not a Charlie Sheen fan, but he was good enough to marry and have children with, and now her mouth can't stop blabbing about how horrible he is. Whatever, whore.
Denise is not a victim. She suffers from the affliction of "Look at me, poor me!" syndrome.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Could this be anymore melodramatic????
I love this shit, work it out and play it out, just don't leave US OUT!!!!
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Submitted by PSB on May 23, 2008 - 9:56am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 8:43am.
The police did get involved, and they did check the computers. Whether they actually found anything or not, they SAID they didn't find anything, which is why Charlie was able to retain partial custody, and still see his kids. Whether the cops are corrupt or not, CPS isn't.
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 23, 2008 - 10:06am.
LMAO @ LCT.. That was one messy Bitch.. She must have fell on one of those pointy bra's from the 70's to bleed that much..
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No kidding.,.. it's like her uterus was saving it up for 5 years then sploooooosh. I love how she ran around naked and bleeding. So classy.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
LMAO @ LCT.. That was one messy Bitch.. She must have fell on one of those pointy bra's from the 70's to bleed that much..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 23, 2008 - 9:58am.
LCT "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
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Plug it up! Plug it up! Plug it up!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Anyone that makes over $100,000 (Denise Richards ) a month in support and claims she can’t make it is a fucking lier. She doesn’t have to drive a fucking top-of-the-line Benz. She doesn’t have to live in a $25,000 a month house. Anyone could buy a fucking house with the monthly support she rapes off Charlie.
Sure Charlie is a scum bag prick and whore lover, BUT wait, this fucking Denise is a gold digger and always have been one.
Her resume is that she is nothing more than an ex-hooker and now an ex-Charlie wife. She is clearly trying to make sure that she will continue to make as much money as she can from the Charlie gravy train of another $25,000,000 million from his TV show, what a user this cunt is.
Don’t forget it was her that was fucking that nothing of a guitar player Richie Sambora so they both are worthless people. I just believe Denise Richards is a lying cunt, I can see it in her eyes.
And don't they have records of text messages? They have at The Smoking Gun phone transcripts of him calling her every name in the book including the N word. He also at another time says to her go cry to your bald mother, who had cancer. Now in text messages, which can be proven I believe, he wants both her and her father to die of cancer. So he wants the mother of his children and their grandfather to die of cancer??
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LCT "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 8:43am.
He ragged on her about her mom's cancer? Awww, how sad for her. She said he looked at child porn on the computer, and implied he was sexually abusing his own children. When the police confiscated their computers, and examined the hard drives during their investigation of those claims, they found no photos of underage girls. Seems to me like what she did is a hell of a lot worse.
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I always heard that the police never got involved while Denise tried to get them involved to check the computer. They never did because he has money and the L.A. police have for decades turned a blind eye to rapists, pedophiles, and murderers who have money. Denise wouldn't accuse him of having child porn when the police could very easily proof otherwise.
Why didn't he go to family day at her daughter's school? The full article says - "He missed Dad's day at the school and my father had to go in his place. And this is how he talks to me?"
He has a history of abusing women. Stop blaming Denise when he is a known criminal.
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Is it just me or does she look like Sissy Spacek in Carrie there?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by loric on May 23, 2008 - 9:51am.
Where would she be now?
Heidi Fleiss's laundry mat?
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Dont just take me for tryin' to be heavy.
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Doesn't she realize she is talking about herself when she talks about his "prostitute tranny infested sperm"?!? I didn't realize what a true idiot whore she really is until I read this today. Not to mention she is insulting her own children with that whole "slam" on Charlie.
She can thank her lucky tranny whore self that her hooking skills paid off and she was able to marry/divorce Charlie. Where would she be now?
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God be with you, dumbass.
These two are both selfish, self-centered, crazy freaks! Those poor kids.
And LOL SprainedMyUvula! Spike rocks!!
He ragged on her about her mom's cancer? Awww, how sad for her. She said he looked at child porn on the computer, and implied he was sexually abusing his own children. When the police confiscated their computers, and examined the hard drives during their investigation of those claims, they found no photos of underage girls. Seems to me like what she did is a hell of a lot worse.
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OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e.com" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
Must she play the "my mom died of cancer" card in every damn interview? Like she is the first person to ever lose a parent..
That being said, I'd love to hear how she's going to explain her choice in father for her kids. She knew what he was and decided to marry him all the same. Must be nice when your kids ask if they are "prostitute-tranny-infested-kids". Off with her head.
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