Speaking Of Couples Still In Love....
Denise and Charlie (see below) aren't the only two attention whores blabbing to the media about their problems. Michael Lohan, the name alone makes me dry heave, has filed papers to reopen his divorce to White Oprah. Basically, Michael wants to see more of his kids and White Oprah isn't making this possible.
He told Rush & Molloy, "If I was a maniac, I could understand it. I don't drink, I don't smoke. I work, I go to the gym, I go home. I just want to see my kids." He forgot to mention that he also spends most of his time slagging off White Oprah in the press. Oh and I'm pretty sure he's a maniac. Any doctor will tell you I'm right.
Michael Lohan said White Oprah has missed 15 out of 29 visitation appointments. She's been taking the kids everywhere from California to Las Vegas for her reality show. He went on to say, "She doesn't care. She does what she wants."
Hmmm....I wonder how much White Oprah is paying Michael? She does have a reality show coming out on Monday and all press is good press. She's totally paying him in creampies. Orange creampies.
to helly...
when lindsay's career was going better dina, her "momager", got interviewed a few times. at some point she said she would like to have a talk show. she said she could be "the white oprah".
to mel-tang...
no kidding. I think after he got hauled in for hitting his brother-in-law with a shoe he lost the rights to the "i'm not a maniac" card.
Submitted by helly on May 23, 2008 - 8:51pm.
I think she named herself, no? She's proud of the handle.
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Somebody, please forgive my ignorance and tell me how White Oprah got her name - I wasn't born typing DListed into my address bar unfortunately so I'm a complete boob and have no idea. Cheers.
White-but-orange Oprah looks like someone took a frying pan to her face. I wish I could have had the honor.
Submitted by Itz-Britney_Bitch on May 23, 2008 - 6:33am.
midget head
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I hate parents who use parental alienation to turn their children against their ex. I'm sure Michael was an ass, but he is sober now and deserves a chance to make up for past behavior. She should have some sort of penalty for not complying with the visitation schedule.
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These two beasts are of some species that eat their own. All of the Lohan kids should be seized by Child Services and put in foster care and Lindsay in a mental institution. The E! Channel now stands for evil for giving that monster a televised forum for child abuse.
Shes a fucked up bitch. A mother should never not allow their father (esp since he is clean and sober now) to see his children. I cant stand when people act so fuckin immature once they get divorced. Get over it and stop allowing your children to repeat the cycle. How immature and tacky can she be? What a waste of live Dina is, a real p.o.s.
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she has the nose of a 5 year old, it's like someone punched her in the face and it hasn't popped back out yet.
WTF is happening to WO's nose?
Is it slowly shrinking?
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Submitted by DeeDee on May 23, 2008 - 8:41am.
Word to your mother. Even though Lindsay is an adult and is responsible for her choices, her parents didn't exactly give her the roadmap to success.
You said it, DeeDee. Thank God MK posted the pics of Lindsay & saMANtha! I don't feel as sorry for her as I did!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
There's pics out of Lindsey and Samantha kissing at Diddy's party last night. Dina better get her statement ready and not worry about Michael ha!
I wish Lindsey would just come out already. Would almost make her a real person instead of a spoiled brat celeb ugh.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 23, 2008 - 9:45am.
You have to judge Michael by his body of work.
yep, think i made my decision
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You have to judge Michael by his body of work.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
They both make me sick.
They ALL make me sick.
I can't look at her nose any more, next!
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Submitted by Deb on May 23, 2008 - 8:28am.
Don't show these two sperm & egg donors, MK! They make me feel sorry for Lindsay, and I hate that!
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Word to your mother. Even though Lindsay is an adult and is responsible for her choices, her parents didn't exactly give her the roadmap to success.
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IDK, if the kids don't want to see their dad, then they shouldn't have too. I don't know if that is the case, but I know my parents abused each other, alcohol & drugs.. But my Mom was way worse about it.. I always resented her about it. i think Dina is trying to say that her kids don't have to be around dad just b/c he is their dad. you can't pick your parents, so if you have bad ones, You shouldn't be forced to be around them.
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
OMG, she looks so classy. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e.com" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
Why does White Oprah look like a midget in that pic?? Big head and all!!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 23, 2008 - 9:24am.
Yes, he did. Lindsay and Dina both have said he also abused Dina. If he is sober, and stable, he should be able to see his kids. Better late than never, to try to repair some of the damage he's caused his family. Dina won't let it happen, though, she might miss a dime.
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I'm really happy for them, I just saw their privacy pics on a celebs dating site ~~millionaireloves. c om ~, they share their love story on it!
Hi Deb!! *picks flower for you*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Ditto my comment on the Denise Richards/Charlie Sheen thread.
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Don't show these two sperm & egg donors, MK! They make me feel sorry for Lindsay, and I hate that!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
This dude does not have the "i work out" look. so that line does not work w/ me.. I bet he works out on top of his daughter..That's why she's so fucked up.. just saying.
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Michael Lohan just wants to see his spawns, so I can't blame the guy for that.
Between he and White Oprah, he's the lesser of the 2 evils. Of course, that's assuming the 2 evils are "Death By Electrocution" or "Death by Hanging".
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Orange creampies....*gag*
Can't CPS take WO's kids away??? All they have to do is look at what Lilo has become and take one look at Ali and that should be enough evidence that WO is unfit as hell!
I guess they just look at Ali and say "She's a 35 year old woman, she can be on a show with her mom of she wants." Bitch already looks so used.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Not defending Dina by any means, but wasn't Michael put in jail for being exactly that...a maniac?
Hasn't he beat the shit out of a few people already, and violated some restraining order or something?
Technically, I would call that maniacal behavior. LMAO
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Sorry MK, Dina is the big whore and the worst in this mess. Michael actually seems to be getting his shit togther...I got no gripes with him lately.
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