They're Totally Doing It
Lindsay Lohan is making her "I eat that coochie" face. You know Lohan rubs her shitty upper lip all over that Ronson goodness. Hot. Anyway, Linds and Ronson left Diddy's yacht party last night hand-in-hand. The Sun also has some pictures of the two cuddling and possibly kissing while on the boat. Click here to see them.
A witness at the party said, “They looked like proper lovebirds. And they didn’t care who saw them draped over each other. If they are together then it’s a nice vision of their love.”
Aww....I hope it lasts forever, but it won't. Lindsay's a straight-up ho. She probably got a bad batch of dick, so she decided to try Ronson's clit for a quick minute. Shit, I bet Ronson's clit is bigger than most dicks. Lindsay is clitmatized!
My advice to Lindsay: If your chocha is happy, stick with Ronson. Dick is overrated......
........I had you there for a minute. Dick is a beautiful thing, but I'd probably take the Ronson out for a spin. If she can satisfy a slut like Lindsay Lohan then she probably satisfy anyone.
I'm starting to love these two lesbos in love. They aren't as hot as Cynthia Nixon and Rojo Caliente, but who is?
I wonder when the Ronson/Hohan sex tape will be released. *gag*
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Yeah she looks pretty decent here. I wonder if its the company she's keeping?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 23, 2008 - 6:57am.
I bet Lindsay does that thing that guys do (that they think works) where they just stick out their tongue and let it lay there like a fat dead slug while shaking their head back and forth.
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Yikes! As a woman who has been around the block a few times I should think Lindsay would be more skilled than that. Plus, she is a woman. Why would she perform lik a clueless man?
Dare I say....Puss does a Lohan good? She's looking pretty good here.
Now I want them to do a Got Milk add together. With milk lip prints all over Lola's ass. Hot.
Virgin post. Hello everyone, I'm Cassandra.
Yup, they're bumping clitorati.
Those Ronsons--all of them, including Mark are just unfortunte looking.
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
Submitted by Keane on May 23, 2008 - 11:33am.
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Keane, I concur. If you're going to all of a sudden be lez, get a hot chick for your girlfriend. Sam is an unfortunate looking girl and she makes an even more unfortunate looking male. But then again, Lindsay looks beat so she probably doesn't want a partner who's better looking than she is.
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This is almost sweet.
*fuck did I really just say that*
Sammy Ronson, hot! :p
I'm starting to love this couple too. Its better for Lindsay to be whith Sammy than with another douchebag. But its only a matter of time...things will change.
im glad this girl is happy, she hasnt been for awhile and im glad shes trying to get back on track, i cant hate.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 23, 2008 - 9:40am.
I will never forget the clip I saw of her at the premiere of The Parent Trap. Big 'ol smile in her face, freckles. She kept saying "All I want to do is make movies."
Poor thing. She's damaged goods. :(
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Mrs. K you nailed it! I couldn't have said it better. I think that when she was young, she had all this potential and now she is just a sad little shell. She says in all these interviews about how she can never be alone and she always has people stay with her and that just makes me kind of sad. I guess that is one of the reasons I hope she does prove everyone (including herself) wrong.
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Fuck, Lindsay needs to stop dying her hair the same color as her slut mother. I mean she looks so much better as a redhead.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 23, 2008 - 9:25am.
Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Me too, Mrs. K, though I admit I have a bit of a soft spot, I think there is an air of pity and woe around her that she tries to cover up with whoring and drugging.
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I KNEW THEY WERE FUCKING LIKE MONTHS AGO
SHES LOVING THAT RED BUSH LOL
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Picture of lindsay kissing ronson on the boat, they look kinda sweet.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1021472/Lindsay-Lohans-lesb...
"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"
The Ronson chick is a space cadet. Anyone who meets her knows this. Lowhan keeps her because Ronson is in love with her and Lowhan likes being adored by ANYONE.
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Submitted by Capitanne on May 23, 2008 - 7:39am.
You KNOW I hate to take sides against the family, ever, but I am so in agreement with Capitanne on this one.
Sorry.
*hanging head in shame*
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
Linds does have that "cat that ate the chocha look on her face."
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Lohan is clueless, lead around by her leash.
I think Lindsay is really pretty when she has her natural hair and not trowelling on the slap. She looks a lot like a girl I was in love with for years. I am however disappointed in her choice of muff to dive. Ronson is just a horrible old minger. Which makes me come to the conclusion that Lindsay is probably not genuinely into the ladies. I think Ronson is just someone she trusts who's really into her and every guy she's ever had plus her own family have fucked her over. I seriously don't think she's that into her. Even if you like mannish looking girls, there are way hotter ones. Ronson is just unfortunate-looking. I say its a comfort fuck.
Lohan likes them butch...
A lipstick lesbian would be so much more fun to watch than this.
Submitted by Linzee on May 23, 2008 - 10:21am.
Diddy is such a fucking tool.
If these two are any indication of the quality of his guest list, then its safe to conclude his parties suck, big-time.
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hahahaha, true! hes a has been now anyhow
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Diddy is such a fucking tool.
If these two are any indication of the quality of his guest list, then its safe to conclude his parties suck, big-time.
Hey Ali & Dina, I have a nice warm sunny plot of land up in the Alaskan tundra...wanna buy it?
If Sammy is going play dress-up, I wish she'd at least dress like 30 year-old MAN, instead of a 17 yea-old BOY.
okie - im gonna e you ...
ham in baby shoes... hahahahhaha and eeew.
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ROTF Missy.. I liked that Edit!!! Funny Girl!! I miss you!!
I'm tired too. M had to get up @ 5:30 & Eor is being watched by MIL. I'm stressing..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Hey Manimal! Yeah, it's the chick she's sleeping with that irks me...not the fact that she likes chicks.
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I actually don't see anything wrong with Lindsay being a lezzie. But Ronson is just ugly.
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Submitted by Capitanne on May 23, 2008 - 9:39am.
This poor effed up, bi-curious sex, drug and booze addict is the victim of serious emotional child abuse suffered at the hands of her evil, deviant parents.
I want to cry when I picture the talented little angel from The Parent Trap. Now, Lindsay's led around in a stupor by a Machaevellian bull dyke. And her once red hot acting career consists of trying to sell leggings that should have stayed locked in an 80s time capsule.
We should pity her, not pile on.
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yeah, because Ive never known anyone facing more hardship than LL... my heart really goes out to her.
Is there some "save Hohan" foundation I can donate to?
(sorry for the sarcasm, Im tired)
EDIT: Im not sorry
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Nice hat, Mike!
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Submitted by Capitanne on May 23, 2008 - 10:39am.
You're on the wrong site, dear.
The idea of these two bumping panochas makes me a little quesy.
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I hate hate hate lindsay but i must admit her hair looks good in these pictures with the braid. it makes her weave look less hooker-y!
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so.....what do you have to say about THAT, Ali and Dina?
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
This poor effed up, bi-curious sex, drug and booze addict is the victim of serious emotional child abuse suffered at the hands of her evil, deviant parents.
I want to cry when I picture the talented little angel from The Parent Trap. Now, Lindsay's led around in a stupor by a Machaevellian bull dyke. And her once red hot acting career consists of trying to sell leggings that should have stayed locked in an 80s time capsule.
We should pity her, not pile on.
Did the cigarette come with the hat or what?
I think Lindsay is just looking for love and she'll take it no matter who, what, where and why.
sorry for the double post
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well it's not like she's getting attention for her film roles so she might as well have everyone thing she's a muff diver....not that there's anything wrong with that...ESP since she's FUCKED EVERYONE in hollywood--even paris hilton's sloppy seconds. ewww
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well it's not like she's getting attention for her film roles so she might as well have everyone thing she's a muff diver....not that there's anything wrong with that...ESP since she's FUCKED EVERYONE in hollywood--even paris hilton's sloppy seconds. ewww
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
People really thought they were not fucking?
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I would put Lindsay Lohan at the top slot of my overated and overexposed list
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could she look any more smug
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 23, 2008 - 10:08am.
Good point. She's got to start with the chicks if she's going to get any.
well, i was kinda goin' with the whole "Ronson is a guy" idea, but... yeah, we'll go with your point!!LOL!
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 23, 2008 - 8:56am.
Does Sammy have a Cig tucked in her hat, and one behind her ear too? WTF. I bet she has one tucked between her legs too..
..yeah, it's called a dick.. suck on THAT Lohan!
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LOL PatriciaMorgan.. Glad you knew what epi., I meant on FOL..I thought he was hurting her. She was practically crying..
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