They're Totally Doing It
Lindsay Lohan is making her "I eat that coochie" face. You know Lohan rubs her shitty upper lip all over that Ronson goodness. Hot. Anyway, Linds and Ronson left Diddy's yacht party last night hand-in-hand. The Sun also has some pictures of the two cuddling and possibly kissing while on the boat. Click here to see them.
A witness at the party said, “They looked like proper lovebirds. And they didn’t care who saw them draped over each other. If they are together then it’s a nice vision of their love.”
Aww....I hope it lasts forever, but it won't. Lindsay's a straight-up ho. She probably got a bad batch of dick, so she decided to try Ronson's clit for a quick minute. Shit, I bet Ronson's clit is bigger than most dicks. Lindsay is clitmatized!
My advice to Lindsay: If your chocha is happy, stick with Ronson. Dick is overrated......
........I had you there for a minute. Dick is a beautiful thing, but I'd probably take the Ronson out for a spin. If she can satisfy a slut like Lindsay Lohan then she probably satisfy anyone.
I'm starting to love these two lesbos in love. They aren't as hot as Cynthia Nixon and Rojo Caliente, but who is?
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Sam makes for an ugly dude. LOL @ the tag 'gayelles'.
can't she get a better lookin' one ? gah !
Submitted by oklahoma on May 23, 2008 - 10:02am.
Eww they are walking off the boat, eagerly like this is going to be the first time that they'll do it.. I bet LiLo moans like New York did on Flavor Of Love when they had sex that one time.. That was weird!!!
LMAO! I just saw that episode last Sunday. Do you think she tells Ronson to "Fuck her proper?" too?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 23, 2008 - 10:03am.
well, she's been with every other guy
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Good point. She's got to start with the chicks if she's going to get any.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
hmmm.
snuggling.
not kissing.
but still.
Submitted by mike on May 23, 2008 - 9:59am.
I'm eagerly awaiting the sex tape. I suspect The Ronson is a master with the strap-on.
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TOOOOOOOOOTES!
The cig in the hat is an emergency smoke.
Who said Lohan isn't still dickmatized?
Sam with a strap-on is probably way more guy than most male celebs.
well, she's been with every other guy
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"Diddy's yacht party" is just wrong on so many levels.
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 23, 2008 - 9:59am.
LCT Gross, And she makes that noise whilst shaking her head back and forth too..
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HAHAHAHAH! The 'stick out your tongue and 'ahh' doctor noise?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Eww they are walking off the boat, eagerly like this is going to be the first time that they'll do it.. I bet LiLo moans like New York did on Flavor Of Love when they had sex that one time.. That was weird!!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Sam must have a death wish to go anywhere near Hohan's crotch-she ranks near Parisite on the skank scale.
These skanks refuse to be alone-they have to be in a relationship. Is it really so hard and/or horrible to be alone?
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God be with you, dumbass.
Wow, Verticals and Stripes I see..hmm.. *raises eyebrows* *smirks*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Personally? I think it's great. Coming from experience, lots of personal problems can arise from suppression of sexuality. More power to them.
I'm eagerly awaiting the sex tape. I suspect The Ronson is a master with the strap-on.
LCT Gross, And she makes that noise whilst shaking her head back and forth too..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 23, 2008 - 9:56am.
Does Sammy have a Cig tucked in her hat, and one behind her ear too? WTF. I bet she has one tucked between her legs too..
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The one between her legs is probably a wine-dipped cigar...had to entice Linds down there somehow!
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OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e.com" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
"Shit, I bet Ronson's clit is bigger than most dicks"
I am completely disgusted and sick right now, and in no particular order...Thanks
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I just logged on, saw the title and said
*Well duh*
before I read the post.
I`m sure she is upset about which Ronson she is banging.
I bet Lindsay does that thing that guys do (that they think works) where they just stick out their tongue and let it lay there like a fat dead slug while shaking their head back and forth.
Funny thing is, Lindsay as a lesbo is not that surprising. In a way, it seems right.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Does Sammy have a Cig tucked in her hat, and one behind her ear too? WTF. I bet she has one tucked between her legs too..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
http://www.intimatemingle.com
This dude is found at the interracial club ++ I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m ++a moment ago. He has created a personal profile to seek young and hot girls out of his race there.
Her Sapphire love just might save her.
And, uh, I know lesbos aren't known for their spot-on fashion sense, but I think it's time for Sammy-boy to lose the hat. It's not 1920, honey.
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*pukes* Her feet looks like hams shoved in baby shoes. WTF.. look at that..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
"Proper love birds" tee hee I must see these picks.
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Looks like EVERONE'S getting orange creampies in that family!
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