Friday, May 23rd 2008
Flycatcher Returns
Jessica Simpson is back in Los Angeles after spending a few days with her parents in Cabo. Jess, Papa Joe and Tina left for Mexico right after Asshole and Vagina got married. Tony Romo did not join them. Good move. Any reason to get out of seeing Papa Joe in a thong is a good reason. It's also not fun watching Papa Joe grease up Jessica with tanning oil.
Notice Jessica's Cowboys ball cap? This means they are sooooo together. Please. Jessica doesn't even know what's sitting on her head. Papa Joe plopped it on her before they get off the plane. He plops a lot of things on Jessica's head without her knowing it.
Customs better check Jessica's mouth for anything that might have flown into her gaping hole. She can't keep that trap shut.
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She poses like that cause Papa Joe trained her to do it thinking it makes her look like fun and resembles old Marilyn photos. She was also trained to smile with her tongue behind her teeth, which also looks gross when dont by her. and what's with people saying Jessica is hated on for no reason? There's plenty of reasons! She's dumb, ugly, talentless, self-obsessed, whiny, dishonest, a corporate whore, bad, slutty dresser..I could go on forever!
Imagine getting a blowjob from this chick - I bet you wouldn't feel a thing.
In the immortal words of Stewart Gilligan Griffin; "like throwing a hot dog down a hallway".
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So I guess you want me to paint your chair?
jussayin:
"why does any man leave her when she can open her mouth so wide?"
LMAO!!!
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
why does any man leave her when she can open her mouth so wide?
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yeah, I said it! what?
Jessica made the same facial expression (mouth wide open for business) in the wedding party photo. Ashlee should have bopped her over the head.
"Feeling satisfaction from the street crowd reaction" - Dwyck
I'm a cougar...and an attention whore
Opps I did it again!
What she's telling folks is "This is how I do Daddy."
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Jessica seems like a nice girl. I would rather be hanging out in Mexico with mom and dad than be married to that douche ass is married to.
She doesn't annoy me either... after all the ugly nasty behavior that Lindsay and Paris toss around on a daily basis... I don't put Jessica is that same arena.
If Jessica had any sense at all... she would ditch that father of her's for a real PR Firm and Manager who could get her back on track with the media loving her.
The only thing I have seen him do for her... was whore her out to anything that he can control. And destroyed any legit career she could have had...
"He plops a lot of things on Jessica's head without her knowing it."
I totally just "heard" Lolo's *bloop*
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If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance and I'd be dancing with myself
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That huge gaping maw of hers frightens me...it's like a carnival fun house doorway!
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
way to pick that ass jess
I like Jessica, she seems nice and down to earth. People just hate on her for no reason, so shes not the brightest candle on the cake but she seems like a good person. Save the hate for people like Paris, Nicole and Lindsay who are all mean hearted and worthless.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
She can take three cocks in at the same time with mouth of this size...
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Jayde Nicole - Sexy Canadian Babe, Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008
I like Jessica and I don't think she's in the same bracket as Britney, Lindsay Paris et al. She comes across as a sweet person and not at all arrogant which if I were as good-looking as her I definitley would be. My mum and I laugh with our mouth open like this all the time and people always make fun of us but say its endearing. I think its endearing in her too cos she obviously doesn't give a fuck about what she looks like she's just having a laugh. I also think the fact that her family are so close is really sweet and yes papa is probably very controlling and domineering but he sure has made a lot of money for 2 girls with very little in the way of looks (Ashlee) or talent (both). They've made a lot of money and they're enjoying it. I seriously wouldn't mind a piece of their lifestyle!
Christ, does this bitch ever shut that gaping maw? I do not understand how she thinks this look is cute/sexy/etc.
Jinxy, she DID used to be able to sing, when she first started with "I'm Gonna (I Wanna?) Love You Forever." But I remember even then thinking that if she continued to forcibly belt those high notes, she was going to ruin her voice.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
She probably just heard that Nick and Vanessa are DONE -
Also, these people go on family vacations on a monthly-basis. Must be nice...to not have a job.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 23, 2008 - 8:02am.
Having big boobies and being dumb isn't a talent?
Sure seems like it these days.......
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"But it's going to be a lot of fun and a these people will get to have a fun experience and I'm happy cause I feel like I've made friends with some of these people already."
-Paris Hilton
Submitted by No Words on May 23, 2008 - 9:58am.
I hope and pray that Tony dumped her ass before the wedding and that he just showed up because Papa Joe pressured him into it.
Cannot stand this talent-free idiot.
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Me too...though I swear she USED to be able to sing. Like when she was 18...but now I'm thinking that my ears had not reached maturity (despite us being almost the same age) at that time....because bitch sucks.
Yes, yes, we SEE you'd be the best candidate if they ever remake "Deep Throat", Jessica, now shut your gaping maw, and go farther away than Mexico.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Papa Joe likes it when Jessica's mouth is always open.
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"- This was the break up family vacation. They are slowly plotting to peddle Jessica to the Miami Dolphins, Daddy needs a beach home."
Bwahahahahah, Bradi!
No Words on May 23, 2008 - 9:58am.
I hope and pray that Tony dumped her ass before the wedding and that he just showed up because Papa Joe pressured him into it.
Cannot stand this talent-free idiot.
- This was the break up family vacation. They are slowly plotting to peddle Jessica to the Miami Dolphins, Daddy needs a beach home.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Ah, Tony would have gone with them if they were still together. Who'd turn down a trip to Mexico?
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
With her gaping trap wide open all the time you just KNOW she has awful breath. People with bad breath are always the least likely to be considerate enough to keep their mouths closed.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
I hope and pray that Tony dumped her ass before the wedding and that he just showed up because Papa Joe pressured him into it.
Cannot stand this talent-free idiot.
omg, Tina IS ALIVE and how sweet they took her with them.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
she is very gorgeous,I was srprised to see her nice profile on a celeb dating site with hot pics and videos. It seems called " "millionaireloves. com"".what is she looking for there just curious
Hi Jinxy.. Stalker alert is Correct.. Also, I thought Tina & Joe were seperated or some shit. *shruggs* And yes, again. She will be a leathery mess very soon.. She looks a fright *holds hand up to mouth* tee hee.
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Is it possible for her to close her mouth?
In the second thumbnail, she is picking a wedgie. Classy.
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God be with you, dumbass.
who does she think she's fooling?
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
I see she's still wearing a Cowboys hat...stalker alert! Also, bitch needs to wear some sunscreen...Christ she's going to be a leathery mess in a few...