Friday, May 23rd 2008
DT Twins Without A Nanny?
Call Supernanny! It's an emergency. JLo and Skeletor's nanny reportedly "abruptly left" in mid-April. I really hope nanny looked JLo square in the mink eyelashes and said, "I quit this bitch!" That's really the only way to leave a job.
Usweekly (via The Scoop) reports that JLo has not hired another nanny, because she plans to raise the twins herself. Cut to a scene of the DT twins hanging from the chandeliers while JLo gets her 10th ass massage of the day.
A source told the mag, "They both told their managers that the next year would be all about family.”
JLo taking a year off?! Did Pop Fiction get renewed, because this shit is obviously a joke.
JHO taking a yr. off... NOT likely!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shet Up!
Boy those children are soooo lucky to get a year of their parents attention.
"Feeling satisfaction from the street crowd reaction" - Dwyck
the nanny quit in mid april? i'm surprised she lasted that long...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
In a month from now the twins will be found covered in cobwebs, forgoten on a shelf in the back of J-Ho's closet.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
She probably didn't want to pay the nany. cheap chola bitch. and she's going to raise these kids herself? god i feel sorry for them.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Maybe it was a mistake to tell JLo that Violet Affleck was already sleeping through the night at 3 months.
I bet the nanny quit because JLO wanted to pay her with copies of her CD and DVD movies.
Even pawn shops won't take her shit for free.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 23, 2008 - 7:00pm.
Thank you DAE....I appreciate any help in letting the moderators know that this profile was made for the sole purpose of harassing me.
Fucking loser has nothing better to do with her life.
And she is OLDER than me! When does maturity set in? Jeez...
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No problems PSL, it's pathetic for "adults" to behave in this manner.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Do us all a favor JLo and retire to be a stay at home mom so we never have to see your annoying ass again. We can dream, can't we?
"Usweekly (via The Scoop) reports that JLo has not hired another nanny, because she plans to raise the twins herself. Cut to a scene of the DT twins hanging from the chandeliers while JLo gets her 10th ass massage of the day"
I am crying....lol
Thank you DAE....I appreciate any help in letting the moderators know that this profile was made for the sole purpose of harassing me.
Fucking loser has nothing better to do with her life.
And she is OLDER than me! When does maturity set in? Jeez...
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- my educated Troll 5/23/08
I'm a cougar
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 23, 2008 - 12:05pm.
where is your alter for cristina?
Golly gee, raising the spawn by themselves??? REally? Well no shit. What a novel idea! Parents actually tending to their own offspring.
Who would have thought.
"Taking a year off." This overrated cow hasn't done anything of significance in years anyway.
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
DT = Dragon Tales
Do pardon my ignorance, but what does DT mean?
I don't understand, I would think that J-Lo and Skeletor would be an absolute dream to work for!
*snark*
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
Pills and Liquor! Breakfast of champions Mrs K!
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Submitted by zomay on May 23, 2008 - 9:05am.
How does she handle seeing his face every morning?
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Pills & liquor
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 23, 2008 - 4:13pm.
REPORTED AGAIN
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
How does she handle seeing his face every morning?
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Submitted by DeeDee on May 23, 2008 - 7:53am.
Holy Scheisse! JLo's face reminds me of the alien abduction movie "Communion" with Christopher Walken. There's a scene where the alien looks at Christopher's character from behind a dresser. Scary!
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That movie scared the shit out of me when I first saw it. Especially that part!
I am more annoyed by the fact Jennifer can't pose for a picture without her mouth hanging open. I realize that she "thinks" this is her sexy look... but she looks like a fool.
I rather see Jessica Simpson's with her mouth hanging open since we all know she is a little mentally challenged and can't help it. haha!
Holy Scheisse! JLo's face reminds me of the alien abduction movie "Communion" with Christopher Walken. There's a scene where the alien looks at Christopher's character from behind a dresser. Scary!
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
I hope she doesn't follow her BFF Leah Remini's parenting tips. THAt is a woman who needs a nanny raising her kid.
Hey Aphid!
yes, I am very lucky. Lucky lucky me!
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"But it's going to be a lot of fun and a these people will get to have a fun experience and I'm happy cause I feel like I've made friends with some of these people already."
-Paris Hilton
P.S. I myself am jellus of JLo getting ass massages. Mmmm, that would feel good!
Submitted by Hindsight2020 on May 23, 2008 - 11:30am.
Chefcammi, I've heard alot of people believe that's Madonna and Guy Ritchie. But who knows anymore?
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While Guy does look like he could be a serious dick if wanted to, Vadge didn't take Sean Penn slapping her, I don't see her taking it from Guy. Besides, she could totally kick his ass.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
PSL you've got a troll with your name in it, even! You lucky bitch. I'm jellus.
i hope it's true. i had newborn twins and a 2 year old and 4 year old all at the same time, so when i hear about celeb moms and their nannies, i want to puke...then cry...hahahahaha. my point is, it CAN be done without a nanny, you just have to be all about the babies, i'd be interested to see if she can handle it
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Chefcammi, I've heard alot of people believe that's Madonna and Guy Ritchie. But who knows anymore?
LMAO @ ass massage.
JLo is not capable of caring about anyone except herself. All she will be capable of raising are 2 more self entitled ass hats that we'll be forced to see on a daily basis.
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God be with you, dumbass.
JLO's eyeshadow is too matchy matchy w/ her dress and nail polish.. Anferny has a look like he's done too much coke and has a wittle headache..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Clarisse on May 23, 2008 - 10:27am.
What i read
"DJ twins with a Tranny"
Phew...i knew that last shot as toooo much.
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hahhahahhaaaa, yeah, my vision is a little blurry this morning too!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
you all called it: it must be HELL working for that family. I can only imagine how bitchy and evil j-ho treats all her staff.
I remember her reality show a while back abot her clothing line and she was such a CUNT to everyone!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
It's hard to find a nanny that isn't afraid of Skeletor. I'm sure he terrifies the babies, poor things. They'll have nightmares in the future about zombies coming to pick them up, and won't know why...
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
What i read
"DJ twins with a Tranny"
Phew...i knew that last shot as toooo much.
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
that guys fer sure got the hiv
Out of all the celebs that have recently popped out babies, Jlo annoys me the most. People need to realize when they are OVER and her use-by date is long past.
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
Oh bullshit, she'll get a new nanny, they all do.
No poo poo diapeys for the queen of divas.
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ChefCammi.. Skeletor looks like a wife beater. He looks like a coke user, no if ands or buts about that one. I'm glad you posted that blind item.
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
As-fucking-if.
The other nanny left because JLo probably spiked her morning latte with caffeine pills so she'd be more effective and likely paid her no more than 47 cents and hour. Unfortunately for JLo this nanny knew a lot of other nannies and no one will work for her now.
Raise the twins herself my ass. That's a HOOT.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Quit, hell, that bitch just finally found her way out of the dungeon they kept her locked in!
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Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 23, 2008 - 8:13am.
and I sit at the computer stalking PSL, waiting for her to post, so I can make another asinine comment.
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"But it's going to be a lot of fun and a these people will get to have a fun experience and I'm happy cause I feel like I've made friends with some of these people already."
-Paris Hilton
remember the blind item about the abusive and controlling husband and a lot of people said it was JLowclass and Skeletor? Maybe that's why the nanny left?
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"We'll dance in the garden in torn sheets in the rain"
ETA:
"WHICH seemingly happy couple is hiding a horrible secret? The singer/actress is beaten regularly by her controlling hubby, who demands that everything go his way or not at all. (PageSix.com)"
Did any of you see "The Nanny Diaries"?
Take the mother in that movie, multiply by 10, and you've probably got JLo.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
They must be NIGHTMARES to work for.....Nannies do not "leave abruptly" without good reason. And if you abuse your employees. you don't DESERVE any notice.
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"But it's going to be a lot of fun and a these people will get to have a fun experience and I'm happy cause I feel like I've made friends with some of these people already."
-Paris Hilton
Being a nanny for JLo must be hell on earth.
I can't IMAGINE why her nanny quit. I think it might have something to do with her and Mark Anthony being egomaniacal assholes.
Riiiiiiiiiight.
What a pair of LIARS.
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"But it's going to be a lot of fun and a these people will get to have a fun experience and I'm happy cause I feel like I've made friends with some of these people already."
-Paris Hilton