Friday, May 23rd 2008
They Are So Sneaky
Pete Wentz told Ryan Gaycrest that he was spending his honeymoon with Asshole in the basement. Pete was lying. They had a honeymoon. They so sneaky! They act like people give a rat's clitoris. Do rats have clits? Get back to me on that one. I'm too lazy to google.
Ass and Pete arrived in NYC last night from their Caribbean honeymoon. More like Cari-BEIN-UGLY!
And what in blue hell is Pete wearing? I didn't know Gymboree carried hoodies in size douche.
yes, they do (site is kinda gross, it's a disction tutorial)
http://biology.kenyon.edu/courses/biol09/Rat/female/framefemale.htm
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Canoodle is how a person with a harelip pronounces "cup o' noodles". - TV, bringing the funny, as always
will someone address if rats have clits or not?
I think that purse is brilliant. Do you know how long and hard she had to look to find something uglier than either of their heads? The purse draws the eye down and away from stringy hair and pointy chins. Obviously it'd be better if they got TWO bags and just wore them over their heads.
And I like "smugly"... I think that sums them up nicely.
The shelled turtle and the chin/nose job look happy! Lets leave them alone for once!
Great, the nicer and more educated half of my fan club is here.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
re sensimina's comments on the chin--
if you look carefully at them you will see how much alike they look. guess that proves aristotle's opinion that we are always looking for our other halves, as well as those of a zillion sociologists whoh have proclaimed that people fall in love with people who look like ourselves.
proof? these two
Submitted by ricki lake on May 23, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Um, you are wrong MK. I totally covet that hoodie. It's totally cute (just maybe not on Pete Wentz).
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Really? Honey, it looks like crib sheets!
Sigh.
Maybe I am just out of the loop.
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Um, you are wrong MK. I totally covet that hoodie. It's totally cute (just maybe not on Pete Wentz).
Submitted by KD on May 23, 2008 - 5:12pm.
She totally has pregnantcy face. I'm not that good at seeing those things, but I think I see it in her.
THere were pictures of her in a bikini on TMZ and she doesn't look pregant at all...flat stomach. Now she could be weeks along vs months...
Eeek! Jessica looks like Papa Joe and Ashlee looks like their haggard mom. Genes kicked their asses.
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She totally has pregnantcy face. I'm not that good at seeing those things, but I think I see it in her.
If I were Ass, I'd make a deal with the paps and start buying up ALL my profile shots - IMMEDIATELY! If her baby inherits that chin, she had better pray for a breach baby and a c-section because that shit would cause some wear and TEAR!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
USELESS! Literally.. of no use whatsoever. They do NOTHING even worth gossiping about. Get the fuck out of here bitches and take your fucking flat iron with you!
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Ahaahahhaaaaa GYMBOREE.
I fucking love that you know Gymboree, MK. Here's to you from all us big-butt moms.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
I'm just going to call them Smugly.
They're amazing. They do nothing, say they're not doing something, do it and then they get press. They get press for doing something after they say they're not doig it. That's it!
Genius!
How about they actualy release some music...oh, wait, it's ok.
When is Pete Wentz going to do a nude spread for someone?
JEsus, is that too much to ask?
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These two losers are going to produce a Chinzilla child before their inevitable divorce. If it's a girl, how long before Joe Pimpsom starts "managing her career" after Mommy's gone to bed?
I'm tired of these two smug jackasses prancing around like everyone cares what they're doing. They are not interesting. They are not talented. They are not attractive. JUST. GO. AWAY.
P.S. Ashlee, dear, your husband is gay. The hoodie confirms it.
This picture sent me into a rage. What...a...friggin'...asswipe this guy is. That hoodie! He needs his ass whooped and I don't mean maybe.
She is ugly as sin.
I hate them both.
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
ugh i hate ashlee's fucking witch chin! it's going to seriously hurt someone some day.
cari-being-ugly? lol MK...
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Pete Wentz is one of the ugliest Mofo's ever.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 23, 2008 - 9:19am.
'Morning Hwores!
... the amount of space between the eyes.
May I add the matching airspace between their ears to the list of things these two twits have in common?
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I totally agree with DiamondDawg that many many people marry people who they look like. Narcissists!
Damn, this photo reveals Pete's fivehead that he hides with his bangs.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 23, 2008 - 2:01pm.
When the man and the woman having matching hair, the relationship is doomed.
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YES! I agree as I have known a few. Wow she looks so wan in these pictures; she really does need that stage makeup. They need better posture. And Pete needs to givr Britney her hoodie back. She has a bucnh she kept wearing with whales or some shit on them. Ridiculousness. Dress your age fuckers!
Clearly, Asshole missed the part where is is actually a fag.
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Ugh - people will wear any plastic piece of crap that Louis Vuitton calls a bag. That thing is as ugly as sin.
damn that chin just won't quit!
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I see a future potato head child
Again, Petey and Asshole both totally assume everyone gives a fuck about their every move. How can we get it across to the two of them that we couldn't give a flying rat's clitoris? How about they ask us a few questions this time round:
Q: How did Petey propose to Asshole?
A: We don't give a fuck.
Q: Is Asshole pregant?
A: We don't give a fuck.
Q: How fabulous was their wedding?
A: We don't give a fuck?
Q: Where did these two gorgeous lovebirds go on honeymoon?
A: WE DO NOT GIVE A FUCK. PLEASE GIVE UP AND GO AWAY. NO-ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR CRAPPY RELATIONSHIP OR YOUR BULLSHIT RECORDING CAREERS. CAN WE MAKE OURSELVES ANY CLEARER?
Think it would work?
If she really is pregnant, that kid's chin is going to slice through her stomach. It's gonna be a big round stomach with a Bob Hope profile.
Stoney on May 23, 2008 - 8:21am.
The absolute funniest part of this whole coupling is that these two actually think they are cool
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So true, so sad.
Also, what's up w/Asslee's Louis Vuitton purse?? Is that writing I see on the side? I'll bet it says something profound.
Solaera LOL!! The first thing I thought of when I saw that hoodie was GrrAnimals or Garanimals (however it's spelled). It would look really cute on my 4-yr old nephew.
somebody tell this tard to just whip out her cans already.
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The absolute funniest part of this whole coupling is that these two actually think they are cool.
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Submitted by LA0811 on May 23, 2008 - 8:09pm.
Not Gymboree, Garanimals!
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Lol. I was thinking the same thing!
That dwarf Wentz is so, so gross. He looks like an unshelled turtle.
'Morning Hwores!
I actually think these two will be married for quite some time - they have matching faces. Its a personal theory of mine that people marry people who look like them. Face shape, the amount of space between the eyes. In this case its the shape and LENGTH of the CHIN! Dang. They look like those wooden Christmas puppets. Scary!
Wow. and what's with the children's hoodie?? Next thing you know, he'll be carrying a see-through Hello Kitty purse.
As if we didn't know they had gone somewhere, Ryan said the connection was bad and Pete said they were in the basement, come on. I guess they got a little freaked out that no one came looking for them so Papa Joe sent the paps out to get pics. No one came looking bc NO ONE CARED Papa Joe.
Oh ,haha, those rascals tricked us, boy they are just chintastic aren't they?
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MK, Billboard's latest:
Asshole's CD is 4 weeks old and while other even older releases (Madge, Mariah) stay at the top, hers has plunged from #4 to #32 to #79 to #100 this week's issue. Out of the top 200 in 2 weeks most likely. File that info under "good news".
I didn't know Gymboree carried hoodies in size douche.
OMG OMG OMG!
They look exactly alike, and happy. Good for them. Frankly, it saves two other innocents from having to put up with them.
scroll down so that you can only see their chins in the photo... ATTACK OF THE CHINS!
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I give their marriage 2 yrs. maybe
Submitted by LA0811 on May 23, 2008 - 11:07am.
Not Gymboree, Garanimals!
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HAHAHAHAA, totally!! I wore those when I was a kid :)
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Submitted by LA0811 on May 23, 2008 - 9:09am.
Not Gymboree, Garanimals!
hahaha
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Not Gymboree, Garanimals!
The philosophy behind Garanimals is that by making it easy for children to choose coordinated outfits by themselves (by choosing pieces with matching hang-tags), children gain self-confidence (from wikipedia).
Pete looks very self-confident. It's working!
Isn't Assholey embarrassed walking around with this clown?
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