It Sucks To Be Naomi Campbell
Naomi Campbell celebrated her 38th Birfday in Cannes last night, but the night ended with Naomi in crocodile tears after Diddy threw her off his yacht! TMZ reports that Naomi showed up to Diddy's party and the two got into a major fight which led to Naomi being thrown off.
The Mirror claims the tears had nothing to do with Diddy. They were tears of joy! Naomi was so overcome with emotion from seeing her friends. False! Naomi does not cry and she certainly doesn't experience joy.
Naomi has also been getting shit for hanging around con man Christopher Rocancourt. She partied with him earlier last night and has been dragging him to other Cannes events.
And if all that isn't bad enough, Naomi will be charged for attacking a policeman at Heathrow last month. In case you forgot, Naomi was pulled off of a flight to Los Angeles after she threw a hissy fit over a lost bag. She allegedly shouted racial slurs, kicked, punched and spit at several cops. She is expected in court next week.
Poor Naomi. I feel for her. It must be hard being that bitchy. I pity her current assistant. You know she felt the wrath of Naomi last night. We should send her assistant a bullet-proof vest and armor suit for future use.
Finally someone had the nads to stand up to that crazy bimbo.
If puff doody doesn't want this hot mess around you know for sure she's in trouble.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Ahhhh.... the sweet scent of ejection and rejection.
Long overdue for this piece of shit.
Glad she is to face charges for her air rage, this time I hope she gets really screwed by the courts unlike the slap on the wrist last time.
She is everything that is wrong with our society. Shes pushing 40 and still not married.
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You're kidding, right? You think she would be able to handle marraige? She can't even take a 6 hour flight without being handcuffed at the end. So she would be better for "society" if she entered into a marraige that would surely end in divorce? Get a clue.
She is everything wrong with our society because she was treated like she hung the moon from when she was 15 years old so instead of having to develop a personality like everyone else in the world she became the most entitled psycho bitch in the world. That's what society did to her.
Submitted by Aphid on May 23, 2008 - 8:44pm.
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How are you?
"Feeling satisfaction from the street crowd reaction" - Dwyck
The "help" she's beat on in the past need to get together and throw her a plunger party.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by denise13 on May 23, 2008 - 12:35pm.
She is everything that is wrong with our society. Shes pushing 40 and still not married.
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Well, line her up against the wall and shoot her!
40 and not married? Worthless whore!
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HAHAHAHA!!!
I love you Mrs. K.
What did she expect? Diddy doesn't like bitchassness.
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"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
HAAAA HAAAA...Stupid Cunt.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Naomi has friends?
Ah...you mean the SOBE lizards, right?^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
I don't believe this story.
"As the jewels jingle from the hot young and single little stunt"...
i hate that i have to give diddy a gold star for kicking naomi to the curb...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
I think she suffers from "hypermenorrhea", or prolonged periods. Bitch has constant PMS.
Submitted by denise13 on May 23, 2008 - 12:35pm.
She is everything that is wrong with our society. Shes pushing 40 and still not married.
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Well, line her up against the wall and shoot her!
40 and not married? Worthless whore!
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
I'm in shock here, but I'm actually seeing Diddy in a positive light - a first.
AaaWWW thanks dawniedawn!! And I was about to change it, so I'll leave it.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on May 23, 2008 - 2:57pm.
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OT, but love your new avi, Woo!
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by denise13 on May 23, 2008 - 2:35pm.
I hate that broad. She is everything that is wrong with our society. Shes pushing 40 and still not married. I hope she ends up an 80 year old spinster with no kids
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So..you're only of value to society if you're married? What an odd thing to say.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
I saw a clip and she wasn't crying. Drunk and happy maybe but defitnely not crying. This bitch was slapped by Formula 1 boss, Flavitore or something and got paid, Doody doesn't have that much money to pay Naomi to smell her farts.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 12:37pm.
So, I guess I am the only one who thinks Naomi rocks?
Go figure.
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I think Naomi is a phenomenal model, and she is still physically perfect, IMO....but she is a mean, nasty person, so no I can't say she rocks....
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
Bitch needs to be put down like the worthless piece of sh-t, no-talent, titless, skanky-ass dog she is. I wish to God one of those cops at Heathrow she spit at had smashed her f-cking face in. That would have been hilarious.
And there are people who still preach that "karma" sh-t with bitches like this walking around. People always get what they deserve in the end?
Bullsh-t.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 2:37pm.
So, I guess I am the only one who thinks Naomi rocks?
Go figure.
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I think Naomi throws rocks.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
So, I guess I am the only one who thinks Naomi rocks?
Go figure.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Imagination is more Important than Knowledge
I hate that broad. She is everything that is wrong with our society. Shes pushing 40 and still not married. I hope she ends up an 80 year old spinster with no kids
Is there someplace where we can write her a letter or email her and let her know how the world does not revolve around her and she's a stupid cunt? I want to slap her in the back of the head.
that first and second thumbnail looks very strange, like she about to take a bit out of someone
on the plus side she looks good for 37 ... I suppose.
Naomi better watch her ass, that Rocancourt guy is dangerous. Why isn't he still in prison? WTF?? Jailbirds flock together??
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'm disappointed... I thought you meant he actually THREW her off his boat. Into the water.
But then Diddy would have had to join the Witness Protection Program because Naomi would find and destroy him.
Hell, it's a boat. Why didn't they just throw her over the side?
False! Naomi does not cry and she certainly doesn't experience joy.
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God that is funny.
There is no excuse for this fucking cunt to act like she is the most important thing on planet earth, fuck her.
Aw, poor Naomi, she has such a hard life. poor thing, getting thrown off Diddy's boat and all.
I feel sorry for her.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! boohoo!
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Apparently, Naomi missed the memo that everybody is sick of her Psycho-Diva shit.
One day, somebody is going to hit back. Hard. And I hope there are photos.
Wow, her hands are HUGE!
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I'm covered in BEEEEES!
She's crying 'cause she's old. And fat.
She needs her own reality show...can you imagine all the over-acting and violence they could pack into each episode
Cry me a French Riviera already.
I hope she gets scammed and sentenced.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
What a psycho bitch. I love the picture of the guy in the background, I'm assuming, I'm hoping, laughing at her crazy ass.
And yeah, P Diddy is a total douche.
LOL Campbell and Rocancourt are perfect for each other!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Rocancourt
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
Damn Naomi, shit is rough these days, huh. Karma is a bitch.
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
Does anyone else notice how freak-show long her arm seems in the 3rd thumbnail? She is like the opposite of Matthew McConagay and his short arms.
How the hell you get kicked out of a Diddy shindig? Good Lord even Lowhan gets in.
I agree with you 100% thats what you get for being a bitch.
Fuck P. Diddy Didd Duddy. That boat he's tooling around on should be named Big Poppa!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
How the hell you get kicked out of a Diddy shindig? Good Lord even Lowhan gets in.
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well Bitch, that is Karma for you.......got it Troll? that goes for you too....
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08