Friday, May 23rd 2008
Did Star Jones Learn Nothing From Gay Al?
All those years with Gay Al should have taught Star Jones how to deep throat properly. Come on, Star! Swallow that shit in one shot. Gay Al would've had that thing halfway down his throat before the photographer could even think about taking his picture.
Star Jones is single, sexy and living it up in Cannes. The middle thumbnail looks like Gay Al's face after a night out with his "boys."
Star also kissed up to a friend's dog. That dog is gay! Star can't help it. Like a fly to fruit.....
ha ha!
cant figure out what miss jones is shoveling into her mouth.
girl loves her food!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 23, 2008 - 5:43pm.
She does look like a frog with those buggy eyes. I'm surprised she doesn't just snap out her tongue and grab a fly to snack on.
LMAO!!! I thought the same thing. highly unattractive photos.
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
In the 3rd thumbnail she looks like she is going to regurgitate into the pooches mouth...a la penguin.
She's nurturing that way.
She's going to get fat again.
You can see it in the way she eats.
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
get ready...for the weight to pile back on star..
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 23, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Hey where is PinkDooDoo2?
She needs to comment on the doodoo Star is eating!
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Come to think of it, in the first pic she does look like she's deep throating an albino turd. I just lost my lunch :(
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
She does look like a frog with those buggy eyes. I'm surprised she doesn't just snap out her tongue and grab a fly to snack on.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by donttellharry on May 23, 2008 - 12:37pm.
This is Star! She IS disgusting.
At the risk of ruining everyone's lunch, imagine her eating (with) Gay Al. Yum Yum!
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 23, 2008 - 3:35pm.
Caption for the middle picture: It tastes like chicken!
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BWAHHAAAHAAA!!! ROFL!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
why the fuck do people eat like that, its disgusting!
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Caption for the middle picture: It tastes like chicken!
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 23, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Reminds me of when I was in Florida visiting the relatives.
We were at a restaurant and I was aghast at the amount of complaining and bitching and moaning those women did.
NOTHING was alright.
Good times.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Can she just fill out her face to blend those popping frog eyes??
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Poor thing is going to blow up like a Macy's Thanskgiving Day Parade signature giant helium character balloon.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
@Mrs. K:
Two Jewish mothers are sitting in a restaurant.
The waiter comes over.
"Is ANYTHING alright...?" he asks.....
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Actually, um, it is Star that is making me sad, cuz I know she is going to gain all that weight back.
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Can she just fill out her face to blend those popping frog eyes??
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 3:12pm.
Kizzy.
That is very sweet, but don't worry about me.
Q - How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A - (Sigh) Don't bother, I'll sit in the dark, I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody.
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A Priest and a Rabbi are travelling together, and stop for dinner. They look at the menus, and the Priest decides on baked ham. After it comes, the Priest asks the Rabbi, "All this time, you've never eaten ham?" The Rabbi asks the Priest, "Have you ever eaten pussy?" The Priest, offended, huffs, "Of course not!" The Rabbi replies, "Let me tell you, there's no comparison."
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hey where is PinkDooDoo2?
She needs to comment on the doodoo Star is eating!
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Actually, um, it is Star that is making me sad, cuz I know she is going to gain all that weight back.
Are there trolls here? I hadn't noticed.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Mrs. K:
Don't be sad, tatala! YOu are the wind beneath my wings.
ONT: Star looked prettier fat. Now she has ET face.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
She's like a alligator/crocodile. Don't their eyes bulge when they swallow large prey?
My god. I never seen someone swallow a piece of chicken whole. 10 bucks says the bone comes out clean.
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
Hi MrsK!
Don't be sad...at least you are not the one being trolled.
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
Awww Mrs. K. *giving you a big Chicana chichi hug* Trolls blow. I've been reporting them all morning, but they are still here.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Kizzy.
That is very sweet, but don't worry about me.
Q - How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A - (Sigh) Don't bother, I'll sit in the dark, I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Bizzitch needs to get to a thyroid doctor stat. She has the buggiest bug eyes I've ever seen. Those things are almost external.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 3:05pm.
I took my meds today but for some reason I am sad
:(
All these wannabees and attention whores make me sad.
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You're too nice to be sad, Mrs.Kravitz. I'm sorry there are too many trolls. I will try to do better about not responding to them.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by oklahoma on May 23, 2008 - 11:51am.
I believe that is "frosting" from deep-throating the pastry-penis.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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I took my meds today but for some reason I am sad
:(
All these wannabees and attention whores make me sad.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
The middle thumbnail looks like Gay Al's face after a night out with his "boys."
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Oh shit, haha, that was funny MK.
She's ugly! that's all I got, after what MK said.
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LOL ChubbyWubby! I think she can pop those fuckers in and out.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
This flabby, lying fuck will be around 300 pounds by summer and i will be there to laugh at her fat ass.....go somewhere and die you pig!!!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 23, 2008 - 2:53pm.
LCT, Well that reminds me of my Hubs dog, whom I HATE. he eats anything.. so he poops everything.. Sometimes he'll poop out a string, and he'll turn around really quick to try to get it b/c it hurts.. And hub will have to pull it out. Yuck.. *holds nose* Poop Hair
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Ew. Ew. I saw that once and it was the grossest thing I have ever seen. I wish dogs would stop being garbage cans so they'd stop making us puke with their ass presents.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
she is weird, I just saw her profile on a celeb dating site " millionaireloves. com", I don't know how she became a hot member there, cuz' there are all hot and pretty girls there!!
she's testing out how long till she stretchs out that stapled stomach, isn't she?
she is one weird looking lady.
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
LCT, Well that reminds me of my Hubs dog, whom I HATE. he eats anything.. so he poops everything.. Sometimes he'll poop out a string, and he'll turn around really quick to try to get it b/c it hurts.. And hub will have to pull it out. Yuck.. *holds nose* Poop Hair
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 23, 2008 - 2:51pm.
WTF is hanging out of her mouth?? Poop hair??
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Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. You're so awesome.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Hahahahahahaha she'll be a sperm whale again in no time. Oh Star. Learn how to eat properly, please.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
WTF is hanging out of her mouth?? Poop hair??
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Cannes can kiss my ass. Anyone calling themselves "celeb" seems to go now.
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These pictures frighten me... esp. the googly eyes one with the shit hanging out of her mouth.
Middle thumbnail with the bug eyes scares me!!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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