Friday, May 23rd 2008

Off The Market

Robert Redford has finally decided to make an honest woman out of his girlfriend of over 10 years. 10 years! 71-year-old Robert has been dating 52-year-old Sibylle Szaggars since 1996. He told a German magazine, "We are engaged and very happy with that. Sibylle is my fiancee and that says everything, doesn't it?"

She's totally knocked up, isn't she? Those sinful sluts!

My mother is not going to like this news. She might even say, "SHOOT!" or "DARN!" And if she's really mad about it, she'll say, "OH FUDGE!"

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Thanks Dawn

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Raindrops keep fallin' on my head...
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You have to admit he doesn't look that bad for 71. Sure he is no Paul Newman but how many men look like that at 71?

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Mrs. K:

So true. I mean RR was sex-ay in the day, but Paul is still sex on two legs and I would still do his grizzled old pepaw ass. For reals.

I wanna be Maggie the Cat. Meow.

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Lying on the floor
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Before it rains anymore

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 23, 2008 - 3:55pm.

I will say this...he's no Paul Newman.

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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger

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"Your girl is lovely, Hubbell"

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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

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Raindrops keep fallin' on my head...

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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger

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Submitted by Rishkin on May 23, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Good for them I guess, but why bother.
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Hello, lovey.
Maybe they are in LURVE!

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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger

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"See ya Hubbell".... *sniff*

The guy gets a lifetime pass from me, he was so handsome in that movie. Plus I do think he is one of the good guys.

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Good for them I guess, but why bother.

Hi Mrs.Kravitz.

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@DawnieDawnDawn--Redford has had work done. Not RECENTLY, but a few years ago when he did Sundance, and was doing interviews about it, you could tell he had had his eyes done, they were still kind of frozen.

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dustbunny's picture

As I haven't fully gotten my snark back.....don't really have an opinion either way on this. Agree on the point of thankfully she is of a mature age instead of an unformed youngster.

M.E.'s picture

Redford in "The Natural"

That is all.

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Submitted by madam s. on May 23, 2008 - 5:43pm.
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So true, Madam. I respect that neither of them appear to have had anything 'done'.

And I like that although she is many years his junior, she is not 27.

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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

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On a more positive note, these two are more lovely, dignified, and classy looking than 99.9999999% of younger "Hollywood" people now.

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Oh that is nothing only 19 years older. I have him beat at 24 years older than my wife. I got to like him more now LOL.

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He came here for the grand opening of his Sundance Theatre and restaurant in Wisconsin and my friend waited on him and his date. My friend said his date was a gorgeous young blonde. Definitely not the lady pictured above...I hope he isn't a cheating dog too.

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ahahhaa Dawnie,

No kidding. I was thinking they might have to have the wedding ceremony in the Nursing Home rec room. With low-glycemic cake for everyone.

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Should be filed "Pepaws; Who Cares? News"
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I hate to be a party pooper, but if he's 71, and just now deciding to get engaged, he must think he's not going to be around long. I smell someone tying up loose ends. Either he wants clear distribution of something to her after he's gone, or she does.

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 23, 2008 - 3:36pm.

HAHAHAHAHAAH
Steve...sigh.

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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger

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Submitted by madam s. on May 23, 2008 - 5:34pm.

If it took him ten years to propose, she better get comfy with the idea of a VERY long engagement.
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Or a very short one. I mean, hello? 71? I smell a dirt nap.

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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

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@Mrs.K:

I only ever sent him one before but he had posted it like 3 days earlier. I felt like a loooooozer.

This is better than seeing your name published in the phone book!

"Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now."

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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

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If it took him ten years to propose, she better get comfy with the idea of a VERY long engagement.

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that dog landed ROBERT REDFORD???
wow I would never have thought thats who would have landed him...He was my dream man when I was 8

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Sayonara's picture

Good for them!

"As the jewels jingle from the hot young and single little stunt"...

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OMG DDD, I am a jellis h8ter.
MK never uses my stories!

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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger

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eep doublepost

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That is one patient woman.

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chickadee's picture

There's nothing like young love!

anyway...congrats..
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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

Yay! MK posted my story!

Icky Pepaw VonWrinklyBalls!

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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

Nanners's picture

That is one hotass pepaw. Congrats, you lucky bitch.

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He's a classy broad.

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Thats funny MK, your sweet mom never curses, yet you will say just about anything.

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if she says she's pregnant, i'll throw up...
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What happened in the green kitchen Sibylle?

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