Vh1 has released the 5-minute long trailer of "I Love Money" aka "I Love STDs." This shit is like the Real World/Road Rules Challenges but skankier. That's hard to believe, because I'm pretty sure the RW/RR Challenges gave me a bad case of the clap.

I Love Money pits the whores of Flavor of Love, Rock of Love and I Love New York against each other as they battle it out for a $250,000. They can buy a lot of valtrex and Plan B with that money!

The show looks like it has everything any amazing reality should have: douche sex, screaming matches for no reason, overuse of the word "bitch" and Heather Chadwell! Ok, the show is missing three very important things. I'm talking about New York, Hottie and Lacey.

This shit is going to be a mess.

Click here if you can't see the vid above

Thanks Sadie



Devans00's picture

Lotta strippers and porn actors. I expect people to act accordingly.

LASHONCARTER's picture

best fucking show ever i cant wait to see all this hot trash mess lmfaooooooo

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BUNNY420
U DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW!

kbug's picture

haha the pee pee pad is hilarious.

Shady.Carli's picture

Oh, man.....I....can't....wait.....**flipping ferociously through MTV menu......**

Candy's picture

IM MESMERIZED! This is what I call Reality Gold. You can't get any better than this shit!
蜘龍====================龍蜘

(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

I can't wait! I'm obsessed with Chance!

what did i do to deserve this!?! it's like christmas in May!

That shit is going to make my summer - when does it start ???

TMJ sufferers - Go to a chiropracter !!! Helped me immensely !!

.Child.'s picture

wow, imagine the insurance policy that show must have...

pistola81's picture

when are they giving this???????

my tv line up is growing shorter by the week, i need new trash to watch!!!!

Mawy's picture

YES is right! Trash tv at its finest. I can't effing wait.

mike's picture

Submitted by SkyBitch on May 23, 2008 - 11:00pm.

@mike: Do muscle relaxants help? I don't have TMJ just yet, but have been grinding my teeth to death at night. I got a night guard to spare my teef, but my jaw still kills me.

I don't take them at all regularly, but they do help me when the pain's at its worst. My biggest problem is teech clenching, which I usually do when I'm under a lot of stress. I have a guard I wear, but as someone else stated, I'm not sure that the presence of the foreign object doesn't cause you to clench harder.

My case isn't really so severe; I have minor pain perhaps two days out of the week, and more extreme pain maybe every two weeks. For the minor pain, I generally just take ibuprofen. For the especially bad days, I have a muscle relaxant called Flexuril. It makes me feel a lot better, but it's so strong (at least the dosage at which I found it efficatious) that I can't really take it at work, and certainly couldn't drive while on it. If I take it in the early evening, I do know that it seemes to keep me relaxed through the night so that there's no clenching while I sleep. I think the night free of clenching is what really helps to reduce the discomfort.

this shit is such crackrock! i love it!

SkyBitch's picture

Sensi: My Dr. will give me just about anything I ask for. I heart him. :)

☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

Go home and get your fucking shine box.

Sensimina's picture

skybitch - I haven't gone to the doc yet for the TMJ, I wonder if they'll give me vicodin? Hehe.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.

SkyBitch's picture

My night guard almost seems to make it worse sometimes....like I grind more because there's something unfamiliar there. I get headaches too, and my jaw pops, which it's never done before. :(

☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

Go home and get your fucking shine box.

MittenFreak's picture

listen to Psl

I know even less than usual.

I just know it's miserable..

mitten

I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters

MittenFreak's picture

Skye: if I type very carefully I won't
screw this up.._> stuff strong:::

just make sure you see someone .. there are
homeopathic fixes.. there are so many choices.
a gaurd just won't stop it.

::going to linger a smile now..:

team turtle racer ...

parissucksliterally's picture

I have been sleeping wearing a night guard for years. I get noticeably fewer headaches.

*************************************************
"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08

SkyBitch's picture

Sensi, Pink & Mitten: Damn, I think I DO have TMJ. Meh. :(

I hate taking muscle relaxants too. I prefer to go up, if at all possible. :)

☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

Go home and get your fucking shine box.

MittenFreak's picture

@ sensi:

took awhile. point taken. It's good that you
are able to see it for what it was.
sorry if I overstepped.

I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters

MittenFreak's picture

Skye

A little high from meds from the headache from hell..wouldn't break. Go drugs...

if you have jaw pain you need more than a
sleep gaurd. do you get headache with jawpain?

OT.." do not ptmyounf hand on me? ..."
where is Heather when you want to watch supreme
grace and style?

I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters

pinkdoodoo2's picture

Submitted by SkyBitch on May 23, 2008 - 8:00pm.
@mike: Do muscle relaxants help? I don't have TMJ just yet, but have been grinding my teeth to death at night. I got a night guard to spare my teef, but my jaw still kills me.

Believe it or not, you prolly have TMJ. Is the grinding worse on one side?

Go Lakers!!!

Sensimina's picture

I have TMJ - my jaw pops half the time when I open my mouth, I get headaches and earaches as well. I should look into muscle relaxants.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.

SkyBitch's picture

@mike: Do muscle relaxants help? I don't have TMJ just yet, but have been grinding my teeth to death at night. I got a night guard to spare my teef, but my jaw still kills me.

☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

Go home and get your fucking shine box.

riverchic's picture

vanyvrgs:

"I am more worried that there is a dog wee wee pad by her ass."

LMAO!! I just noticed that! She has SUCH class!!!

____________________________________________________________
"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."

vanyvrgs's picture

Submitted by mike on May 23, 2008 - 9:14pm.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 23, 2008 - 10:10pm.

LOL - how about a person who respects and cares about animals? I took a muscle relaxant for my TMJ, so I'm a little loopy this evening.

Sure, how are you feeling? I care...... It was a joke (oh and I am very happy you care about animals and are not just into them). *wink*

Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on May 23, 2008 - 8:58pm.
Uh...is that vomit next to her there

I could care less. I am more worried that there is a dog wee wee pad by her ass.

____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.

Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com

Get lost: http://dharmasecrets.com

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@HEART:
Hey LA!

How you doing, girl?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

Submitted by mike on May 23, 2008 - 9:17pm.

**************************************************

Nah! You are a doll! I just couldn't make out the activity!

You are still so precious I just wanna dip you in bronze and display you on my mantle.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

HEART ANGELINA's picture

Hi Chickadee!!!!!

♡☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♥♡♥☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♡

mike's picture

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 23, 2008 - 10:13pm.

Was playing...I don't know what it's called? Fuseball? There are players impaled on a rod, and you rotate them to "kick" the ball in the other player's goal.

Sorry, but all the pics I have are pics others have taken of me, and they're usually moved to take pictures when I'm doing something silly or looking odd, so I really don't have any "normal" pictures.

heart///111111111*************************************************************************
...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...

mike's picture

Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 23, 2008 - 10:10pm.

LOL - how about a person who respects and cares about animals? I took a muscle relaxant for my TMJ, so I'm a little loopy this evening.

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@MIKE:
What the HELL are you doing in your avi?

I just gotta know.

BTW, you are one of my fave Dlisters, you freaky NC slut. (NC=North Cackalacky)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

NitWitty's picture

I dunno if it's puke..but to me it looks like her vajayjay blew out some purina kitty chow and a watch. From this, I can only surmise someone was trying to feed her pussy and lost their watch in the process. Man, I'm sweating on this one. Feels like the Rorchach test they gave me before they released me from my 5150. *shudder*

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

vanyvrgs's picture

Submitted by mike on May 23, 2008 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 23, 2008 - 9:54pm.

Don't worry, though; I'm down with anyone who's into animals.

First time I read the above....... I thought.......

.... nevermind!

riverchic's picture

Wow. You couldn't pay me to watch that show...
____________________________________________________________
"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."

mike's picture

Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 23, 2008 - 9:54pm.

Well, I'm predicating my semi-infatuation on the belief that they didn't actually consummate the relationship, and all along she was just in it for the exposure.

Don't worry, though; I'm down with anyone who's into animals.

HEART ANGELINA's picture

This is gonna be the bomb. I am soooo watching this show.

♡☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♥♡♥☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♡

coiled-n-hissing's picture

Uh...is that vomit next to her there?

"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."

vanyvrgs's picture

Submitted by mike on May 23, 2008 - 8:41pm.
I can't wait!

Hoopz is HOT!

****

Hi Mike! I am always drive by posting and never say hello lately.
Anyway...
Really Mike? She is still hot to you even though she fucked Flav?

I had a hope for you and I *wink* LOL.
____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.

Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com

mike's picture

I can't wait!

Hoopz is HOT!

Mr. President's picture

Submitted by Sluttsville on May 23, 2008 - 8:41pm.

Hellooooo Mr. President, I didn't stop smoking the other night, someone came in with some smelly lederhosen stinking up the joint, and I was holding my breath.
---------------

Yeah, lederhosen really is bad at airing out the ball sweat. The Germans like their sausages stinky.

Laters, going out to party. Speaking of pool of vomit, that'll probably be me in about five hours. Maybe you can check me out on Wealthyromance.com.

*****************
Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.

Wow! MK What was that? Organized chaos??? lol i see they have rodeo there too is she the den mother? lolzers

bellafortuna's picture

I'm so afraid that I might watch this shit. It's drunk TV. It looks like a fucking disaster. Yes. I will watch it, but I will lie about it. Were they throwing chickens and... throwing stars? Christ. Somebody call Tyra Banks. Retarded. There are a few pretty people involved, and they are incredibly dumb.

DannKnee's picture

wow. this shit looks horrible. but, the gorgeous heather will be in it so I will be watching this shit.

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@Slutts:

There was an edict issued re: the laundering of said lederhosen.

But certain ovine quadrupeds are not always quick to obey legal writs.

Still, party on, and smoke up, Johnny!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

vanyvrgs's picture

BWAHAAAA.. this aweful peace of trash is going to be my favorite show this summer, I can feel how the bar of what I consider entertainment is going to be set to a new low...

next stop for me -- wrestling!
____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.

Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com

Get lost: http://dharmasecrets.com

Karma Police's picture

Submitted by Ella on May 23, 2008 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by Karma Police on May 24, 2008 - 4:09am.
Total trash. I will watch it religiously.
-----------------------------------------------

Exactly. I'm hooked already.
They are gonna create a whole new type of STD in this show, I know it.

********

Oh God- That is a terrifying thought!! Some mutant STD will be created from all the nastiness.

Karma Police's picture

@ Balenciaga Bitch-

AWWW! Little cutie!

  • Reality TV