Friday, May 23rd 2008

YES!

Vh1 has released the 5-minute long trailer of "I Love Money" aka "I Love STDs." This shit is like the Real World/Road Rules Challenges but skankier. That's hard to believe, because I'm pretty sure the RW/RR Challenges gave me a bad case of the clap.

I Love Money pits the whores of Flavor of Love, Rock of Love and I Love New York against each other as they battle it out for a $250,000. They can buy a lot of valtrex and Plan B with that money!

The show looks like it has everything any amazing reality should have: douche sex, screaming matches for no reason, overuse of the word "bitch" and Heather Chadwell! Ok, the show is missing three very important things. I'm talking about New York, Hottie and Lacey.

This shit is going to be a mess.

Click here if you can't see the vid above

Thanks Sadie

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by carlk223 on May 23, 2008 - 8:56pm.
Such a hottie. Just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
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Yes carlk223, nothing says hottie like laying in a pool of vomit.

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Sluttsville's picture

I'm having an amputation replantation performed to reattach those severed toes, but until then I'm watching them closely to make sure they aren't swalled up in some sinkhole.

"Team Slut"

Sluttsville's picture

Hellooooo Mr. President, I didn't stop smoking the other night, someone came in with some smelly lederhosen stinking up the joint, and I was holding my breath.

"Team Slut"

NitWitty's picture

Slutts, you know it's only a pitbull when you're making the damn drinks! Serving severed toes on milk tonight, slutty? How those new shoes you beat that old broad up for working out for ya?
*snickering her ass off*
~~The world's largest sink hole~~

NitWitty's picture

*winces then falls outa' chair* Dx3, I'm not sure I could even sniff one of those tonight.

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

chickadee's picture

Valtrex....I loves it...

Smiles

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Mr. President's picture

How many Valtrex ads per episode do you think will be featured during this mess?

Hey Slutts, nice to see your av smoking again. I thought he died the other night, there.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.

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Submitted by Karma Police on May 24, 2008 - 4:09am.
Total trash. I will watch it religiously.
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Exactly. I'm hooked already.
They are gonna create a whole new type of STD in this show, I know it.

Sluttsville's picture

I thought it was the hair of a pitbull.

"Team Slut"

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

NITTY ARE YOU HANGED OVERED OR SUMPING?

HAVE A FUCKING MARGARITA YOU WHORE!

ONT: This show is absolute shit. If you want to kill brain cells, inhalants work much better and are more fun.

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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 23, 2008 - 8:08pm.

I can't even bring myself to look at this clip. The desperation of these people.........

>>>>>>>> Squeak Fucking Squeak <<<<<<<<<<<

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I think animal testing is a terrible idea.. they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Candy Lynn's picture

Phoebe Price's # 1 Fan

where's "ANGELIQUE"?????

NitWitty's picture

SLutty..can you please ask that in a more quiet tone? I'm just NOW getting to the hair of the chiuahuah that bit me, according to Sheeps.

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

Balenciaga Bitch's picture

This will be my new TIVO Must Have...

**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

SLUTTS:

You HWORE! *punches blender buttons*

Do you take yours with salt?

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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

Sluttsville's picture

Nitty...........is that you honey? Hubby leaves for a few days and all of a sudden you're on skid row.

"Team Slut"

S_G's picture

Awww...I can smell the skankiness through my computer screen!

Just some thoughts...

Who is the guy hosting this venereal disease fest?
He seems to classy to be hosting such a hot mess.

Anyone else think Hoops is a dyke with a capital D?

Bonus SAT question...
How many Valtrex & Penicillin prescriptions were written during the making of this show?

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SERIOUS UPGRADE! These bitches went from fighting over Bret Michaels and Flavor Flav cock to @$250,000.

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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.

Sayonara's picture

I may have to go back on my word and check out the first show.

"Feeling satisfaction from the street crowd reaction" - Dwyck

dustbunny's picture

OMG! I am thankful for not having tv.

muncle's picture

I don't think that video is available in Canada. I only got Herbal Essences ad and nothing after it.
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Karma Police's picture

Total trash. I will watch it religiously.

Gonnaburn...'s picture

My eyes need a Hep shot after watching that mess.

parissucksliterally's picture

I can't even bring myself to look at this clip. The desperation of these people.........

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az's picture

this shit'll be off the chain yo!

NitWitty's picture

It looks just as rediculous as all the other VH1 reality shows. That's why you know I will be there with my popcorn and fuzzy slippers.

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

chickadee's picture

End of the world...warning...end of the world ...take cover..

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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...