The Hogans Really Care
First of all, I love the lady in the middle of those two leathery assholes in the picture above. She's hot. Anyway......
TMZ got a hold of several taped phone conversations between Nick Hogan and his family from jail. Yes, they tape that shit in jail, so keep your mouth shut the next you get arrested for DUI or prostitution. I know how you do it.
In one conversation with his mother, Nick starts balling like a hungry baby, because he wants to go outside. He doesn't even have a window! How am I going to sleep tonight knowing that poor Nick Hogan can't even look at the moon?
I'm sure the real reason he's crying has to do with his newly raw asshole. It's ok, Nick. The pain goes away after a few days. I'm speaking from experience, of course.
Nick also says that it's unfair he's in jail for a "car accident." He fails to mention the fact that his so-called best friend, John Graziano, is in a permanent vegetative state thanks to him. Click here to hear that conversation.
Even worse is a conversation Nick had with his daddy about John Graziano. Hulk actually said, "God laid some heavy shit on that kid, I don't know what he was into." Nick responds with, "He was a negative person." Nick quickly changes the subject by talking about some stupid ass reality project. Click here to hear that conversation
Eeesh. These chewed up pieces of jerky acted like they were so concerned during Nick's hearing. They cried about how John was a son to them and blah...blah...blah... Are they for real? We all know the answer to that one.
On that note, it's boozing time! I'll make sure to NOT think of Nick crying for mommy's fake bosom in his teeny tiny cell while I'm downing my 5th martini.
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OMG...these parents are worse than him.
Hulk calls his son dude and says John brought this on himself and the whole moronic thing of a Punnishing God when it was NICK that caused the accident. NICK, not God or John and his 'bad shit'.
Then the ho bag mom, traingulates and starts badmothing the dad and co signing her baby boy's cryin schitt that he deserves a window. How about a window into his soul? These 2 parents are fucked up. They still are transfering blame to John then God then the judicial system!
What a fuckin douche bag family.
I sure hope these conversations documenting Nick Hogan's total lack of remorse are taken into account when he tries to get out of jail early with that "ankle bracelet."
I can't even listen to the conversation.... every time I see Nick's face I want to smash it.
The Hogans are a bunch of inbread asswipes.
Ignorant pigs. Their little baby fucked and they can't except it.
Fucking assholes.
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
Evil evil family. I hope Nick gets raped in jail.
LMFAO, that bitch inbetween is SO GORGEOUS.
I don't worry about anything when it comes to this family. Karma is a bitch. The laws of the universe will take care of them.
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Oh, we can only hope there's a special place in hell for the Hogan Family. Nick Hogan complains he has no window and can't move more than 10 feet. John Graziano can't move. Ever.
You know it's sad that these two fucktards of parents are feeding into his bullshit. I would like to think that if I were in there shoes, I'd be telling my kid to man up and pay his dues...we are only talking 8 fucking months here. Do your time with your head held high and learn from this experience. Maybe go to a few high schools and lecture on the dangers of racing.
But hell no, lets blame every other fucking person involved but the one actually driving the damn car! I saw a picture on another website of that John guys forehead sunken in. Sad.
I can't bring myself to actually sit here and listen to him whine about jail. Spoiled brat! May his words be heard by the judge and no special treatment given.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 24, 2008 - 4:50pm.
me neither! *high five* no avie changing!!!LOL!
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
No one would recognize me if I changed my avie!
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"He was the first! We were overprotective...by the 3rd child, you're letting them juggle knives!"
-Parenthood (The movie, not the magazine)
Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 4:39pm
and i hated "new coke"... as did everyone!
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 24, 2008 - 1:35pm.
You've got brand identity--why change? Do you remember when VW first switched to the Rabbit? Yeah, me neither.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 4:26pm.
oh, well... i'd probably know that if i ever changed my avie... yeah, not gonna happen!LOL!
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
Sheeps:
That is correct. I never resize.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
ESE, sir, I don't think you need to resize anymore: the magic DL software does it for you.
Samantha Jones: be sure to hit refresh at the end of each step in the avatar (or signature) process.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Submitted by samantha jones on May 24, 2008 - 4:10pm.
PS How do I upload a picture here like the rest of you have?
an avatar?... i used http://www.shrinkpictures.com/create-avatar/ ... pick any picture you want, resize it to 85X85 save it to your comp. go to your dlisted profile edit and add it
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
And the mother says, "Solitary Confinement is what they do to, like, triple X criminals."
What the hell is a triple x criminal?
Pretty convenient timing that the Hogans are getting divorced right after Nick turns his best friend into a vegetable. I wonder if it's not to divide assets so when Graziano's family sues the F****** S*** out of them, they won't get as much.
PS How do I upload a picture here like the rest of you have?
PS everyone... TMZ has updated their site with more convos between Nick & his mom.. plus nick and his dad.
His mom calls the victim's mother "nasty and vindictive".. she says the victim's mom sucks..and that John (the victims) mom doesn't care about him.
Then she says that John's mom is "not suffering, I am" -- Seriously, I did NOT make this up. She said that.
Then she cries about how she has to go to the beach all alone.............blah blah blah
Losers! The Hogan family is repugnant.
First he is crying to his mom about how he can't take it anymore. I thought he had been locked up for at least a week. It had been less than a day.
And then talking to his father about a way to make the most money from a new "real-ality" show. Ignoramus! Does that piece of trash have any education or know how to read?
Let alone the disrespect for the young man he almost killed and the irresponsible circumstances that put him in jail.
Throw away the key!!! Lethal Injection! Something that does not let the idiot back out in society.
What a bunch of trashy, self-important assholes. I usually don't wish harm on people but if Nick gets it in the ass with no vaseline let's just say I won't shed any tears.
Cindyloo:
he must think his last name is Hilton.
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"A rock feels no pain....and an Island never cries....."
-Simon and Garfunkel "I Am A Rock"
OK, I'm reading where the idiot kid wants his dad to get him sprung out of jail and put on house arrest! Excuse me????
Oh duh, I keep forgetting, he's a celebrity. Celebrities never have to pay the consequences. I hope that the family of the guy sues them for every cent they have.
OOOOOO poor Nicky boy boo hooing to his mommy about how he wants to go outside and how he hasn't walked more than ten feet at anyone time.
To fucking bad....his "brother" John doesn't have the brain capacity to open his eyes and look up at the ceiling. Forget about his walking ten steps...it's not happening.
Nicky is all tears with Mommy and all business with daddy.
Yeah, Hulk it was God who was drunk driving the Supra, not you douche son. You be sure to get sonny boy a real lucrative deal. Make him a billion dollars. Then when Mr. & Mrs. Graziano sue they rightfully can get it all.
This family sickens me. They are below rancid old scum.
Good morning, Dlisted slutz n hworez!!♥♥♥♥
I only have 3 words: CANDY ASS PUNK.
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"God laid some heavy shit on that kid"...
what a self righteous SOB!!!!!
So when God laid out some jail time for his dirtbag , drunk driving offspring, what was the reasoning???
NO, that was the jealous court systems fault....
they are such positive people
I could only tolerate about 15 sec. of this. Fuck these douche bags.
Kids, it's bad to whine about a crime you committed and then bad talk the victim, mmmkay?
However, it's good to laugh at Nick Hogan because he is a slimy piece of shit, mmmkay?
***Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 24, 2008 - 9:10am.
And I bet Daddy will have a nice shiney new Supra waiting for him when he gets out. To help ease the pain of months of confinement.
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With nitrous.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Karma is when his whiney, miserable young ass gets thrown into the general population...bet it takes less than a couple of hours and he will go back to solitary. Michael Petterson can tell him a thing or two about celebrity and prison life.
He is only one beat down away from it.
And I bet Daddy will have a nice shiney new Supra waiting for him when he gets out. To help ease the pain of months of confinement.
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KARMA bitches! That's all I got.
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Clearly these people have no conscience, no sense of right and wrong. Blaming the victim.
This won't be the last time Nick hurts or kills someone. And I predict 3 months after his release, he WILL violate his probation, and he WILL go back to lockdown.
What a pair of wankers. I couldn't even listen to the end of the recordings.
Submitted by MizRo on May 24, 2008 - 8:21am.
all I can do is hope that he does go directly to general population.
seconded!... this piece of shite deserves to get the full tour of 49th street, and nothing less.... a room without a window?... B. O. O.. H. O. O... (yeah, blatant use of "Breakfast Club" lingo)
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
Don't know StrangersEyes: all I can do is hope that he does go directly to general population.
Anyone that hurts someone so grievously, albeit "unintentionally", and then talks smack about them deserves a lifetime of grief.
Youth is wasted on the young and arrogant.
Submitted by MizRo on May 24, 2008 - 8:14am
my only question is once he turns 18 does he go into gen. pop.? if so, that's when the comeuppence starts
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
Nick deserves everything he gets and more: speaking ill of someone whose life you destroyed.
I expected nothing less.
Entitled, spoiled, spawn of "fame": I hope he gets a lifetime of comeuppence.
see ya, trip-D... have fun!!
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
LOL, ESE!
I admire your restraint! Okay, I am off to the beach to get all Hogan-y and leather-like.
Kidding, I use sunblock.
I'll check in later, you crazy sluts!
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
riverchic, thanks for the heads up about the forum. LOL
I just wanted to read stuff, not post. But I think I will stay out of there anyway. hahaha
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 24, 2008 - 7:34am.
mornin' trip-D!.... yeah, i didn't wanna be vulgar... for once
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
I don't know, there's something about these people that is so fake, so calculating, so wrong - that it ruins my zen and I want to go atomic.
Seriously, if I had a super power or money or a secret society or ninjas or anything more than I have - I'd DO something to the Bolleas/Hogans. I'm even tempted to start a writing campaign to "American Gladiators" to get Hogan off of that show (there must be another aging wrestler or something that needs a job - how about Mr. T?) and write a letter to the company that produced "Hogan Knows Best" - since I'm figuring they wouldn't look to far when seeking a company to produce their "Nick gets out of jail" show. ARGH!
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Submitted by bo_tatoe on May 24, 2008 - 2:16am.
Has anybody actually even noticed how America has turned into a fullscale 60ies communist regime except for the communism, where everyones private matters are casually spied on and violated just because, and handed out to the next stalker who slips an officer a 20?
Well, in this case, these fuckers don't deserve privacy. He forfeited that when he put his friend in a coma.
And right in the middle of the conversation (and I'm sure every few minutes), the voice comes on telling them they may be recorded. Uh, how much dumber can one get?
These narcissistic asswipes are so into themselves and making money that they probably didn't even notice the voice.
They are putrid, disgusting excuses for human beings.
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Morning, Pers.
That made me laff. You got all spikey this morning!
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Oh
Em
Gee.
I hate these fuckers. I loathe them.
Before the car wreck, before the court dramatics, all of it. I fucking HATE the Hogans.
I'm a gentle and 'mind your own business' sort (so I come here to get all my bitching done in a passive-aggressive way...lol), but I want to DO something to these assholes. I want to fuck with them so badly. I wish I had some clout, some super power or something so I could fuck with them. At least TMZ is run by a crafty lawyer (Harvey Levin) who can get his sneaky mitts on tapes like these.
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Morning ESE:
Trash? How generous of you. I would have said much worse, but you are as ever, the gentleman.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
at the very least these people are trash, and that is being generous
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
Both of these kids were just being young and reckless - like many many kids do. They were just stupid/unlucky. Now it's time for Nick to learn a big life lesson about consequences and taking responsibility for his actions. Sounds like it's working.