Saturday, May 24th 2008
It's Britney.....
You have to love Daddy Spears. Bitch has no choice but to follow Brit Brit around to make sure she doesn't set anyone on fire or down a bottle of Peach Schnapps. It's a living! Anyway, Daddy Spears put on his JCPenney finest last night to escort Brit Brit to Christian Audigier's 50th Birthday party.
People reports that Brit Brit stayed in the VIP section, didn't touch booze and left after 90 minutes. Daddy sat near Brit with his head resting in his hands. He was tired as fuck after helping Brit squeeze into that tube dress. It took everything out of him.
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She looks decent in this picture. I mean for having 2 kids I think she looks damn good. Brit was never a 'beauty' she was cute and sexy. Cute goes away by 21 and sexy only says around if you work out, take care of your mind, body and skin, eat well and get rest. Sexy is not something everyone has and once it is lost it is VERY hard to get back.
All in all this is a vast improvement, good for her.
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youth is so fleeting it is depressing and you dont realize how fleeting it is until it is gone
Erm ..... Fat n chunky .... double chins ... looking rather bulbous in the nose area .... bulbous beak .... Shitters she aint aging well. Lard.
Thanks, sluts. Does this give me an excuse now for when I give an ignorant comment! Your support gives me hope that my diagnosis wil not be a source of shame forever.
I don't have anthing cool or witty to say here, so I'll just shut up.
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Submitted by juni on May 25, 2008 - 1:35pm.
As well as after they've had their hands on her.
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Stylists all over the country must be itching to get their hands on her.
She is such a "Meaty Meat Stick"!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 24, 2008 - 6:50pm.
Ed Hardy Clothes suck.
So did Von Dutch.
I can't believe this man has made so much money.
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Everything looks the same!
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Submitted by Snarkley on May 24, 2008 - 8:08pm.
Poor Daddy Spears. He fits in a place like this like a turd in a punchbowl. But he's well aware that this type of exposure is completely necessary if his meal ticket is ever to have some semblance of a "comeback" so he'll play along, for now. Shitney, on the other hand, doesn't know the difference between this and Grande night at Taco Bell. Only a matter of time until she'll be demanding drugs, boooze and partying. Cause she's a big star, y'all! I'll bet that the rumors are true that she's blown over half of her 100 million fortune, and everyone involved knows that there's not a snowball's chance of ever making it back. __________________________________________________
HA HA HA HA thanks for the visual of the poop in the punchbowl. It is being reported that she has around $30 million left in the till. I wouldn't cry over having $30 million, but I would if I started out with $100 million and it dwindled down to $30 million due to my own foolishness.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Submitted by Kahne on May 25, 2008 - 7:23am.
*Nods with respect and admiration for Kahne's admission and well-written commentary*
Bravo. In Retarney's case, there's no cure for Narcissism.
Submitted by Kahne on May 25, 2008 - 8:23am.
WORD. Well said. I know 2 people who are bipolar, and they manage the way you do, admitting they have a problem, and relying on friends, family, and seeking assistance when they need it. It is a lot harder than most people realize, and big kudos to you for handling it successfully, and explaining that here.♥♥♥♥♥♥
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I dunno Kahne, I thought your post was pretty cool, thanks for sharing that.
I am getting to the point where Brit is just not funny anymore. I'm not there, but it just seems so easy to laugh and talk shit and forget that that is a human being. Perhaps a shitty one, but a human just the same.
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I'll just say it
I'm bipolar.
I'm usually ashamed to admit it. But I agree with earlier posters that this bitch keeps getting a free ride because if her diagnosis. I managed to graduate not only high school, but college twice, become a registered nurse who is thisclose to being a nurse practitioner. I work in a psych hospital trying to help others like me. I take my three pills every day, and know when my husband says its time to go to the doctor, that I need to go. I've kept my marriage together for 13 years so far, and raised a beautiful daughter. Bipolar disease is strongly hereditary, and her parents need to look at themselves before laying blame anywhere. Bipolar people, like my aunt and Britshit, who use it as an excuse to be one big fuck up make me ill. Manic: I'm in a store with armfuls of shit I don't need, shaking with a credit card in my hand. Depressed: just don't get out of bed despite my daughters soccer game or work.
It can be treated sucessfully if you're willing to admit your weaknesses and take your meds.
Sorry for the rant, must be manic, lol.
I don't have anthing cool or witty to say here, so I'll just shut up.
Jaime looks beat. Babysitting his idiot ADULT daughter is killing him. He deserves every penny he's getting for keeping this twat out of trouble.
Ugly bloated bimbo. Well at least she is talented ... no wait, but she's intelli... OK, at the least she's recently successfu... help me out here: why is she allegedly famous again?
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 24, 2008 - 11:50am.
Okay let me just put this out there: "I have a friend or a family member who is bipolar" DOES NOT mean you can now write the DSM. Let the professionals handle Brit Brit. I repeat just because you know someone with bipolar disorder does not mean you can make a diagnosis either way. We don't even know Britney Spears, much less her maybe medical condition.
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Exactly. It's fun to speculate, but who the hell knows?
She looks medicated. Bally should really give her her money back. Whatever she's doing there obviously isn't working.
Maybe she should get into wrestling. She kind of is built for it now! LOL!
Britney has never had a stick thin shape, even in "Oops, I Did it Again." You could tell she had a box shape. I think having two kids has brought it out more. Oh, I love her dad. He is such a typical pepaw. At least he doesn't have blond highlights like Joe Simpson.
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Nasty. She looks like an idiot, complete with ill-fitting clothes, filthy hair and nails, and misshapen body. And to complement the ensemble, a vacant, moronic expression on her stupid face.
"Like two pigs fightin' under a blanket!"
She. looks.nasty.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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That's not a dress; it's an undergarment, a Lane Bryant stuffing tube.
Anyone ever see those "Ed Hardy Douchebags" (thank you Dr. Funk) who own Sunset Tan?
That's who the line caters too...in fact it should have been named for them. Ewww so edgy.
She looks like an overstuffed sausage, and probably smells like rancid bacon.
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Tom Brady would look more feminine in that tube dress.
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Brit looks done. The look on her face is one of complete delusion, like she doesn't know what's going on. Can't believe what has happened to this crazy bitch.
I know her Dad probably doesnt know the difference between a good and a bad outfit and even if clothes are fitting her properly, but doesnt that blonde-headed chick she is always seen with ever talk to her and tell her that either she looks stupid or her clothes are the wrong size?
She looks stuffed into the tube dress!
I see she chewed off her nails again. She must have hooked up while Daddy wasn't looking.
Those last two thumbnails remind me of her 'comeback' in LV. Blank look on her face, people holding her dumb ass up, etc...
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
She's looking more linebackerish than usual, the stupid whore.
That's really not a real article of clothing. It is neither shirt nor skirt nor dress. It's just a piece of fabric. A very, very strained piece of fabric.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on May 24, 2008 - 2:45pm.
You can't be based on Melrose in L.A. without some connection to either the Korean or Israeli FASHION MAFIA.
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Boy ain't that the truth. I was just there (taking sis shopping for her b-day) and all the shopkeepers were one or the other.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 24, 2008 - 3:43pm.
In the main pic does that dress have armpit deodorant stains on it???
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Hahaha! Sure looks like it.
She wouldn't look so bad if she'd wear clothes that weren't 2 sizes too small.
Poor Daddy Spears. He fits in a place like this like a turd in a punchbowl. But he's well aware that this type of exposure is completely necessary if his meal ticket is ever to have some semblance of a "comeback" so he'll play along, for now. Shitney, on the other hand, doesn't know the difference between this and Grande night at Taco Bell. Only a matter of time until she'll be demanding drugs, boooze and partying. Cause she's a big star, y'all! I'll bet that the rumors are true that she's blown over half of her 100 million fortune, and everyone involved knows that there's not a snowball's chance of ever making it back. They're all going to cling to straws while she swirls the rest of the way right down the toilet, and it serves the selfish bitch right.
Can't polish a turd.
In the main pic does that dress have armpit deodorant stains on it???
cochino!
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 7:40pm.
I think Disney is all out of 'cherry' flavor.
great!... thanks, SkyB!... now i'm never gonna be able to have fudge poptarts again!!
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What if I die here?
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I think Disney is all out of 'cherry' flavor.
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
i actually think her legs look good, and it pains me to say something nice about her. She doesn't have the body to wear that dress. Neither do I, but I'm NOT WEARING IT. I have a similar dress with a rad chain metal belt but I need to lose 15 pounds to even look ok in it. Why can't Britney go away? Even in Puerto Rico they still got high quality pics and we still had to hear about her nasty ass every day. WTF is up with that?
Submitted by joanne on May 24, 2008 - 7:33pm.
"tease" is better... now, back to more important issues.... what flavor "pop-tart" ya want?LOL!
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 24, 2008 - 7:26pm.
hmmm, pop tarts are good so, to old to be a tease? Disney likes them young.
Submitted by joanne on May 24, 2008 - 7:24pm.
never too old for "pop-tarts"... wait, that wasn't what you meant
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
She needs to understand she is to old to be a pop tart. They should send her to parenting school.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 4:44pm.
SkyB, that's why I adore you so!
DDD: Thanks! & as a "shapely" gal myself, it's all about the clothes you choose. Not all of us can (or want to) squeeze ourselves into some Mariha Carey/Britney Spears dress to the height of ridiculousness. Don't get me wrong -- after over 40 years & one child, I'd love to have the tight, toned body I could flaunt all over the place. But, if I did, I'd choose something NOT TACKY & AGE APPROPRIATE!!!!!!
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Wow, that is a real mess. Fitting that Daddy Spears is handling her crazy ass, given his great track record of managing other things.
Submitted by EyeRoll on May 24, 2008 - 6:50pm.
Dear Dr. Funk,
Wherever did you get the idea that he is Israeli?
Edited: OK, got it!
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Thank you.
Ed Hardy Clothes suck.
So did Von Dutch.
I can't believe this man has made so much money.
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Dear Dr. Funk,
Wherever did you get the idea that he is Israeli?
Edited: OK, got it!