Wax Figure Or Jacko?
Forget the question. Jacko is a wax figure! Homegirl is at least 80% wax and 20% artificial materials.
Those lips! Wack-O-Wax lips should be renamed Jack-O-Wax lips in his honor. I need to stop hating. Jacko is still the sharpest dressed lady in the business. Liza ain't got nothing on this bitch.
Jacko made a surprise appearance at Christian Audigier's tacky Birthday extravaganza last night. They really should have turned off all the lights before Jacko's ass came onstage. He could have melted!
Other guests at this classy affair included Pamela Anderson, Fuggie Fug and Mena Suvari. What the hell is on Mena's head?! I think I liked her better when she looked like a younger Hillary Clinton. Now she looks like an Ellen Degeneres/Portia de Rossi morph. She needs to dump the weave.
Why would I clean your house? I don't know you!
And you talk crap of Michael so I don't wanna know you!
I'm confused...Who's Applehead? If I'm Appletree....
applehead evidently has too much time on his/her hands...come clean my house since you have nothing better to do...
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Oh, Shit, ESE. Hope you're sleeping w/one eye open. Laws knows IG just gave me the heebies! Sleep tight, Lady. You know what men do if you sleep loose!
Bye ESE!
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Nitty, Satan knows EVERYTHING!!
And g'night ESE... I'm right behind you. Well, not literally.
Goodnight, peeps!!
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alright, gotta nap... lemme see, how do i stay on-topic?.... uumm.... MJ seems to like underage giraffes, not judging, just saying... later times, all!!... oh yeah, Applehead, if ya wanna argue later, i'll be back... just don't expect me to take it seriously... oohh, *edit*.. Appletree... my mistake
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
IG, who told you?!
See you, ESE. I'll still be here, working on my castanets.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Sleep tight, ESE! Hope to see you tonight! May angels dance above your bed! Just pray they aren't wearing tap shoes!
Nitty, if you were the spawn of Satan, then chances are pretty good. :)
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Mena looks like a younger Dyan Cannon.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
IG, um is it possible we're sisters?! LMAO
IG: Thanks! I've been listening to Pink Floyd's High Hopes in heavy ro, since DeeDee sent it to me yesterday.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
PS... Shut up Sheeps, I was FOUR!!
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Nitty, I know, right! It reminds me of when I was a kid and my mother forced us to take family photos every year. It pissed me off so much that I would sabotage my hair right before the photographer would show up and it was too late to do anything about it. One year I hacked off my bangs and it was the last time she made me do it.
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No prob, IG. I live to serve. Just ask Sheeps. And ESE, hon, I'm afraid that's probably just the tip of the iceburg for you and TV! *hug and a wedgie*
IG, I can't stand that weave either..it looks so hard like it's not trying to be a mullet, but can't quite pull it off, yano?
Submitted by NitWitty on May 26, 2008 - 5:43pm.
"pervs"!?!?!.... ya know, TV resembles that remark!!!(alright, i'll own up to it too!)
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
Nitty!! Got your mail--- thanks again!! ♥♥♥
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But then again, what do I know?
Sheeps, I think he (Alan Doyle) collaborated with Russell Crowe on Crowe's own stuff (30 Odd Foot Of Grunt), but I'm not absolutely sure about that. You should give them a listen though...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AvkyHCU7XU
On topic: I am not digging Mena's extensions.
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I knew I'd find all you pervs hanging out in the wacko thread! How's tricks?!
Submitted by islandgirl on May 26, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Oh, cool. Figures you'd have good rum--that's how the senior Kennedy got so wealthy.
The Russell Crowe comment was designed to make me NOT listen to GBS?
ONT: Fergie seems desperate recently (not to mention desperately hot).
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Hey IG!
yeah, it may be getting nice out again......I may have to go outside and enjoy it....lol
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Hi, PSL!! Are you enjoying the holiday?
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 26, 2008 - 5:33pm.
for the love of "god", IG!!... i hope it isn't me that gets him started on his "castanets"!!LOL!!
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
Sheeps, it's a kick ass rum. And the lead singer of Great Big Sea was my next door neighbor for awhile. They are really good--- I can even excuse him for doing some songwriting with Russell Crowe. I kid you not.
On topic: Vitaligo.
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 26, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 5:11pm.
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So Lance Armstrong would be known as a half-cast.
*rim shot*
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
you guys are killin me....
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
IG: What is Screech??
You've heard of Great Big Sea, right? Someone just raved about them, so I will check em out.
ONT: Shamon!
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
For the love of God, ESE, DO NOT get him started on his castanets.
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Sheeps, didn't you know that Screech and coke is the official drink of The Rock? And I take offense to that-- I was 11.
*smiles tooflessly, shakes maracas*
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Sorry, I'm playing my marimba.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
IG and Sheeps.... hhmm, maracas, 'eh?.. and at the EXACT same time 'eh?... yeah, you two run with that!!LOL!
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
IG: Like Coke has passed your lips after the age of 15 without some helper added to it....
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
You owe me a coke, mister!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 2:22pm.
is that what you're calling them these days?!
IG meant maracas. [Edit: Virtual tie, no??]
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
OK, ESE--- you got me. It's actually the maracas.
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 26, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Thanks, ESE. I also shake a mean tambourine. :)
is that what you're calling them these days?!?!LOL!
OT: yep, still just don't care
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
“'Lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons. The truth will win this marathon in court.'”-Michael Jackson
Thanks, ESE. I also shake a mean tambourine. :)
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 26, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Lance overcompensates.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 26, 2008 - 5:16pm.
i'm glad to see SOMEBODY'S using the drum kit!!
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 5:11pm.
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So Lance Armstrong would be known as a half-cast.
*rim shot*
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 26, 2008 - 2:06pm.
*cringing* You used the C-word.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Sheeps, I guess that's what happens when you're a castrati.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 26, 2008 - 5:00pm.
clouds?!?!... bad weather?!?!... just turn on the lights... makes my cats think i'm god and brought out the sun... maybe it'll work for ya!LOL!
OT: yeah, i'm not even trying anymore
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
Submitted by Appletree on May 26, 2008 - 1:53pm.
He changed his nose so he could hit higher notes.
He started out falsetto. He must now be able to hit notes that only dogs can hear.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Yeah, I'm good.....had a few hours of clear blue skies, but now the clouds are in and it's crappy, so it is Dlisting time.....
OnTopic: Michael was such a disappointment to me. I was crushed when he was exposed for doing this shit.
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 26, 2008 - 4:56pm.
hi, sweety!!... just hangin' in... gonna nap soon!!... you doin' good?
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
Hi ESE!
What's up?
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords