Wax Figure Or Jacko?
Forget the question. Jacko is a wax figure! Homegirl is at least 80% wax and 20% artificial materials.
Those lips! Wack-O-Wax lips should be renamed Jack-O-Wax lips in his honor. I need to stop hating. Jacko is still the sharpest dressed lady in the business. Liza ain't got nothing on this bitch.
Jacko made a surprise appearance at Christian Audigier's tacky Birthday extravaganza last night. They really should have turned off all the lights before Jacko's ass came onstage. He could have melted!
Other guests at this classy affair included Pamela Anderson, Fuggie Fug and Mena Suvari. What the hell is on Mena's head?! I think I liked her better when she looked like a younger Hillary Clinton. Now she looks like an Ellen Degeneres/Portia de Rossi morph. She needs to dump the weave.
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Jacko wearing that military patch on his sleeve should be grounds for immediate execution.
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"When you mix up a batch for your snatch you gotta make sure you get it all covered."Imaginary Grace(2/22/08)
Jacko wishes he had an ear...or a purse...
or a nose...
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yeah, I said it! what?
A bunch of sows' ears trying desperately to come across as silk purses.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
that aint Jacko - it's Chrissy Crocker in a wig... *shudders*
I remember when Jacko was adorable. If he left his face as it was in 1983......what a shame.
Sheeps, why is Fergie taking a chance wearing white? because she may piss herself?
She is TINY, so she can certainly wear any color....
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"A rock feels no pain....and an Island never cries....."
-Simon and Garfunkel "I Am A Rock"
I feel cheated because I didn't get my invite.
"Feeling satisfaction from the street crowd reaction" - Dwyck
Of all the places for MJ to make a "surprise" appearance and this it the event he picks? oh wait, duh! Oh course he picks an event where he would be the was the most well known "celeb" there and all the attention would be on him. Figures.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I usually like Mena, but the weave sucks.
Pam looks trashtastic, as always. Only Pam would come up with the idea to take a Hefty Bag, cover it in glitter, make it look slutty and wear it as a dress. Bravo, Pam once again you have proven you are the biggest whore to ever walk the planet.
Jacko scares me
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I knew Angelina was starting to resemble someone. Michael and Angelina have alot of similarities.
This party could have gone by a couple of other names:
THE HOUSE OF WAX
or
THE FREAKS COME OUT AT NIGHT
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The name is Phoebe Price, Bitch! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
Is Janice Dickinson there?
More importantly, Phoebe price?????
Oh, Phoebe's doing the Cannes Circuit. This is a local event right?
PP looks stunning at the Dolce and Gabbana (yes peeps, D&G!!!) party. The Girl is working it, for all it's worth!!!
Oh so he's to blame for Ed Hardy.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Fergie's taking a chance wearing white.
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She should definitely stick with dark colors. At least pants-wise.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Had no idea who this Audigier was, so I Googled him and went to his website. His clothes are the tackiest shit. Lots of skulls and wings and stuff like that.
The party's guest list fit his image perfectly.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
If I were a celeb invited to this event I would walk in, take one look at the other "celebs", turn right the fuck around and call my agent from the limo and fire his ass.
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
Surprise surprise, the spammer likes Wacko Jacko.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Fergie's taking a chance wearing white.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
What weird guest list this shindig had.
And MJ party crashing, I thought he was off in the Middle East doing whatever MJ does these days.
Teaching Thriller moves to the Israeli army?
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by DR.FUNK on May 24, 2008 - 11:29am.
Tha' hell is that in Mikes hair?
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that's a pull-cord to activate him
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
Anyone ever notice how "Real" stars/celebs wouldn't be caught dead at an event with a guest list like this one?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Tha' hell is that in Mikes hair?
Can you imagine the cost to clean up after this party? Somehow I don't think Lysol and Clorox alone are powerful enough to kill all of the STD's, crabs and body lice left behind from this bunch.
DOUCHEFEST...probably the biggest one this year outside of REHAB in Vegas.
and i curse the powers that be to hell for giving fuggy press and opportunity to wail at these horrible events...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
I hope there was no little boys there. You know that was the only reason he went.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
is that a price tag hanging off mike's head?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...