Saturday, May 24th 2008

Rachael Ray Is A Terrorist!

I just knew Rachael Ray was pure evil and now here's proof! Wonkette reports that a couple of right-wing political blogs are pissed off at Dunkin' Donuts for an ad featuring RR. You see, they think Rachael is wearing a kaffiyeh which means she's obviously supporting Palestinian hate and terrorism.

Makes sense to me! Send the bitch to Guantanamo Bay immediately!

Actually, I think I've seen this exact scarf at Urban Outfitters. Keffiyah or not, Rachael still looks like shit!



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The only thing Rachael Ray is "guilty" of is being a clueless, talentless hack with a fashion sense that's stuck in the '80's.

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It is a Keffiya and yes it's a scarf BUT it doesn't stand for murder and terror. They usually come in red and white or black and white. If they come in any other colors I've never seen them. Yes they them at Urban Outfitters but most of the people who buy them have no idea what part of the world they're from. People have been wearing them in the states for a while but usually activist,artist, anarchist types not corn-bag Rachel Ray types.

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juni's picture

Too much of a sell-out. She has never been remarkable for her lack of taste in clothes, so I regard the scarf as one more fashion faux pas. Shilling for DD will be her downfall.

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Submitted by montale on May 25, 2008 - 12:17pm.

It's all good. :)

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On another note she is completely killing this look. That shirt with the cutoff arms (makes most girls look fat. she's no exception), the anchor woman hair... It's just all bad. That scarf requires a fashionista euro chic look that RR is not possessing here. lol thats what is shameful about this pic

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Finally something that the far left, far right and all degrees in between can agree on. Our mutual hatred for Rachel Ray.

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She probably got that scarf from Urban Outfitters. RWingers are retards who live in a bubble...

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To "Parissucksliterally",

Thor (or whomever) must have been either plagiarising me (I'm a librarian, I can say that without a smirk) or just didn't read my original post before replying with their own which, yes, sounded very similar.

Anyway - I agree, no fighting! There is enough of that!!! But I can say that (insha'allah) the country I live in now is alot safer than my LA neighborhood that I moved from.

And Rachel Ray is still a great excuse to get off your lazy ass and hit the gym for a whole hour!!

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this scarf isn't a kaffiyeh (not like it even matters whatsoever). the duncan donuts (barf) scarf is simply the older version of this scarf:

http://tinyurl.com/6plllq

i remember when it was in the store, it came in white with dk gray print and light oink with green print, a FLORAL pattern.

kaffiyeh's look like this foolios..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keffiyeh

and just for the record urban outfitters did carry a pseudo kaffiyeh, but again it was checkered and did not have the signature palestinian or arab pattern, or 'chain-link' design.

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Who cares, let's shoot her anyway. I hate her ass.

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Submitted by montale
...oops posted wrong first time
almost the EXACT same post? worded almost EXACTLY the same way? um...ok.

I believe many Americans are educated about what is going on the Middle East. You need to some up with better explanations...lol

have a great day....no fighting. I will not do it......sigh.

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Those scarves have been around forever. My bf in hs had one. She was from Europe and we called it the "Euro scarf." In every big city in Europe these scarves run rampant. Also, there's loads of them in NY-esp. in the Village and esp. among the gay, male hipster crowd.

What a joke. I love MK to bits, don't know if he's being sarcastic here or not. The kuffieh (black and white for Palestinians, red and white for Jordanians and the Arab Gulf), are just scarfs for traditional dress, and different prints pertain to certain areas. Saying it has anything to do with politics is absurd. Just another reason most Americans get a hold of anything slightly Arab and immediately begin racially profiling. What a fucking sad place this world has become. Do you see people hating on Scottish kilts? Or on the Japanese kimono?
Seriously. Grow the eff up, and be a little more worldly and aware of whats going on around you.

"Do you see people hating on Scottish kilts?"

Bad example. You don't see many people wearing Scottish kilts shouting "death to the infidel!" or beheading innocent people on TV.

If someone went on US TV dressed in an Israeli IDF uniform while advertising dunkin donuts, you'd probably get much the same reaction from pro-Palestinian freaks. It's only the fault of terrorists that the scarf now carries these connotations, not MK's, not the US media, not anyone else's.

I'm sorry, but I really feel the terrorist association with the kaffiyeh was uncalled for.

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Uh, tell that to the terrorists who wear them.

To "parissucksliterally",

I didn't re-post the comment from "Thor". Thor is a separate user. It's possible that more than one person reading this blog is educated about the Middle East.

And "Thor", yes, I agree - Rachel Ray being on 1 of 2 English-speaking channels here...well, all I can say is, some of us devote that hour to the gym.

She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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Submitted by Pers on May 25, 2008 - 7:59am.
As an English teacher I assign you to re-read the post

heehee. That's it? You're letting him off too easy.

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Submitted by thor on May 25, 2008 - 7:50am.

I'm sorry, but I really feel the terrorist association with the kaffiyeh was uncalled for.
I'm an American that lives in the Middle East, and I think that connections like these are what makes the American (and the rest of the world's) public so judgmental towards other cultures.

MJ, I love your site, and usually it's fun to laugh along, but this was too low.
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so.... who are you? You just made almost the exact same post under the name "montale" about 5 minutes ago.
WTF?

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Submitted by thor on May 25, 2008 - 9:50am.
I'm sorry, but I really feel the terrorist association with the kaffiyeh was uncalled for.
I'm an American that lives in the Middle East, and I think that connections like these are what makes the American (and the rest of the world's) public so judgmental towards other cultures.

MJ, I love your site, and usually it's fun to laugh along, but this was too low.
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As an English teacher I assign you to re-read the post ... this time with comprehension. Sheesh.

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Thor, if you watch ten seconds of Rachael Ray's show, you will understand the terrorist reference.

Plus MK was making fun of political blogs. They are the ones who said she was a "terrorist" for wearing that.

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I'm sorry, but I really feel the terrorist association with the kaffiyeh was uncalled for.
I'm an American that lives in the Middle East, and I think that connections like these are what makes the American (and the rest of the world's) public so judgmental towards other cultures.

MJ, I love your site, and usually it's fun to laugh along, but this was too low.

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by StickaCockinWoo... :"it's just a scarf. That scarf has been selling in NYC streets since the 80's"

Yeah, I was going to post that. I remember girls in high school wearing those scarves with oversized white shirts belted with a giant studded patent leather belt, plaid capris and patent leather pumps.

They still sell those scarves on the street. They come in red, too.

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She looks fine, it's her voice that's fucked up.

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It makes sense that a guy so into masochism that he pays hookers to spit on him would marry Rachael Ray. That's the ultimate way to punish one's self.

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Makes sense to me! Send the bitch to Guantanamo Bay immediately!

Well said, MK! I hate this fake ass bitch and her fake marriage. Her voice alone makes me want to stab my ears with an awl.

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She's so frantic on her shows, like she's been licking crack off of Whitney Huston's fingers. Yeah, she'd be the type to never pay for drugs herself. Mooch.
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Those scarves are so over.

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if ever i hated a bitch, it's her. she is vile and the single most obnoxious bitch i've seen this side of oprah.

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she is annoying.
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Submitted by montale on May 25, 2008 - 1:58am.

Very true. My mother is Arab and I've lived in the Middle East myself, so I know what you are saying is true. That said, I think MK is being sarcastic.

Btw, isn't it awful that her show is on over there? It's like you can't get away from her.

You are sadly misinformed. I am an American living in the Middle East and men wear Kaffiyehs as functional, everyday wear traditionally meant to protect against sun, sand, and wind exposure.

Now, I would still qualify Rachel Ray as an idiot, as I do any FEMALE who wears one as a fashion SCARF. But that's a whole other topic of discussion.

PS - I liked your blog alot better about 6 months ago when you didn't sound so bitter about everyone. You still were sarcastic, but in a funny way, now it's in a bitter way.

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It would be totally unjustified, but I kind of hope this kills Rachel's career. She's pretty close to intolerable.

Somebody on dlisted suggested that society should hold a yearly vote for the celebrity that we never want to see or hear from again.

I think I would put her in my top 5, next to Paris, Eva Longoria, that Bruno dude from Dancing with the Stars and Usher.

Another funny about this, and i'm sure THIS was a mistake too. Is the taping of this commercial is in front of the Oregon State Capitol Building. That gold lumberjack is unmistakable. Oregon is a liberal blue state.

To me it looks like a white scarf with grey patterns on it that was picked to match the grey shirt she has on.

Anyone have the actual video to this?

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Oh, c'mon. they are really reaching. There are so many other valid reasons to hate Rachael Ray. Just ask her husband.

This is an official request for a moratorium on the word "darky" or "darkie". I don't give a fuck what context you are using it in... 3 times in one day is 3 times too many.

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That scarf should be used to strangle her. No political connotations needed.

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No wonder her husband pays prostitutes to pee pee and spit on him (this story must be true; I read it in "Star").

EVOO!!! Yummy!! I'm a cute chipmunk!!

like she even knows what it is!

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Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts ain't got nothing on some other places when it comes to fatty stuff... I happened to work at a coldstone a while back (it's an ice cream place for those not in the know)... and a large peanutbutter and chocolate milkshake will set you back 1800 calories. Let me say that again, in case you think it was a typo. 1800 CALORIES. And some people would get that with a large ice cream to boot! And if you think I'm exaggerating, go to the website and check out the nutritional facts.

It always made me feel bad when someone would tell me they had diabetes but their blood sugar was low enough for me to serve them. It almost felt like I was euthanizing them. Oh well...

And I support the neck peel theory... the scarf just looks out of place here.

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That scarf is from Urban. I own it, and now will never wear it again. RR sucks!

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I think the outfit looks cheap and that is what should be offensive - she looks like she bought it from a street vendor. Also, she should not wear short/cap sleeves, makes her look even more hunched

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Nitwitty,

Your icon gives me the screaming heebee jeebeez!
Not to mention it's hilarious XD

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She is wearing Kaffeine by EVOO
Totally different thing.

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