Kate And Lance Are Still At It
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are still slutting it up together. They have taken their act to Cannes! People reports the two were "dancing and kissing" at the Dolce and Gabbana party last night. A source said the two were dancing to old Madonna songs. HOMOS! Vintage Madonna makes Lance thinks of Jakey Poo. Can you imagine these two dancing? It's probably like watching two chickens mating.
The source said, "They were beaming at each other. So cute." Beaming?! That's called being "drunk as fuck !"
Another witness told UsWeekly, "While they were chatting, I'd notice that Lance would have his hand on the small of Kate's back, or his hand on top of hers."
He was holding down her hand, because she kept trying to grab his nut.
I give these slut whores one more week together. Kate gets around and so does Lance. Two whores don't make a right.
Someone should ask her what it's like to give a BJ to a guy with Neuticles and a Testoderm patch.
"Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 25, 2008 - 10:53am.
Hollywood kids are all doomed. Their parents are slutty egomaniacs."
Truth spoken to power, sister.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
Kate's naughty bits must be a veritable amusement park for STD's.
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"My, my the clock in the sky is pounding away
There's so much to say..."
Submitted by Hekki on May 25, 2008 - 7:50am.
She better watch out. Somehow the women he gets with wind up with cancer.
Titanium poisoning.
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Yawn. Wake me up with he loses his other ball or she cuts her she-kid's hair.
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They have to read a book to learn what to do
Kate looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
I detest both whoas.
They make me cringe with disgust.
If Armstrong wasn't famous, he'd be a nothing begging for dates.
Ditto for Goldie-Momma's nepotistic slag.
by parissucksliterally on May 25, 2008 - 10:53am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 25, 2008 - 7:28am.
True. Walking around like he's waiting to audition for the "Grizzly Adams" remake sure doesn't make him very photogenic!!
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 25, 2008 - 7:28am.
At least Chris Robinson attempts to keep his dalliances on the dl. Kate's making sure Ryder grows up knowing Mommy's a big ho.
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we don't know that for sure. The paps just don't care as much about Chris (why they care about Kate, I don't know)....so he could be just as bad with women as she is with men.
Hollywood kids are all doomed. Their parents are slutty egomaniacs.
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"The more I want you, the less I get- ain't that just the way things are....."
Annie Lennox - "Cold"
She better watch out. Somehow the women he gets with wind up with cancer.
WHORES!
Bleh. They're separate diseases are going to combine into the fucking Andromeda strain. We're all dead.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
At least Chris Robinson attempts to keep his dalliances on the dl. Kate's making sure Ryder grows up knowing Mommy's a big ho.
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sluts
Submitted by Otter Pop on May 25, 2008 - 10:00am.
Lance has to be one of the most unattractive men out there. He looks like a bird minus the feathers.
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Correction: he looks like a bird with one nut minus the feathers.
I thought Kate Hudson was somewhat cute when she first came out and was married to that ugly douche, but now I see she's just like one of those high school girls that shit themselves if they are single for more than an hour.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Lance has to be one of the most unattractive men out there. He looks like a bird minus the feathers.
Another one that can't keep her porthole shut for more than a minute.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Submitted by RichBitch on May 25, 2008 - 6:29am.
Big news cinndy2008! Everyone wishes you'd just die!
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Heh heh. Right on. I'd pay double for that.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
@Chimp:
Yeah but her dad is a Hudson Brother (think Sid and Marty Kroft Saturday morning show), so there ya go.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
OT: what happened to her career after almost famous? what a waste of goldie hawn's genes!
Submitted by RichBitch on May 25, 2008 - 6:29am.
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*slides a coffee to RB*
Word. *schlurps coffee*
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
guy ritchie is just a closet gay obsessed with madonna.
cannot explain the marriage otherwise.
Big news cinndy2008! Everyone wishes you'd just die!
Kate's a crap celebrity because she is criminally boring. She needs to do something interesting or fade into obscurity.
>Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 24, 2008 - 10:48pm.
I'd still totally canoodle her from the back.<
I can totally visualize this...just bend her over, grab her by the ginormous ears, and git r dun!
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>Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 24, 2008 - 10:52pm.
He could probably keep a chick if he stopped giving them those yellow rubber band bracelets for anniversaries and birthdays.<
I choked on my drink reading this one, you guys were on fire tonight! I wish I hadn't missed you all. I got home over an hour ago and started reading posts, the party here was better than the one I physically attended! "Real life" can be so overrated.
On Topic: Before logging in here, I took a peek at the news and saw that Goldie Hawns old co-star, Dick Martin, has died. So sad, Rowan and Martin were a great team. RIP Dick.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on May 25, 2008 - 12:15am.
LOL! Owen Wilson as a fug vesion of Ellen. I wouldn't have thought of it, yet so true.
they really match each other.And.
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They are not cute. Let the fug stay with the fug. She really has almost comically bad taste in men: Chris Robinson (fug, but doesn't seem douchey), Dax Shepherd (UGH!), Owen Wilson (Penis Nose/Fug version of Ellen Degeneres), and now Lance Armstrong (Plain old fug).... CMON!!!
HAHA, shout out to VooDooVixen. I'm off to bed (alone) I got my one night jumpoff out of my apartment and to go home!! Nighty Night fellow sluts!
PSL, he must have passed out. Otherwise he'd be here. I am going to do likewise. Nite, all.
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Where is ESE? Has he passed out gripping the Kahlua bottle?
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"The more I want you, the less I get- ain't that just the way things are....."
Annie Lennox "Cold"
Sheeps....Team VAl.......everybody......I am off to caveman the hubby and work out my sexual PMS rage........Y'all have a good night....and don't do anything I would...........or that Kate or Lance would.........peace out!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 24, 2008 - 10:34pm.
OK, but first I have to pry ESE's fingers from the bottle.
ONT: Testicularly challenged.
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Sheeps........Bring it Beyotch!!!!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
VooDoo, it's not technically a "sedative," but I have some Kahlua.
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Team Valtrex........I am an equal opportunity sex partner..........prison tatts are okay, as long as you are not trying to pull off the Haute Couture!!!!!! And Haute Couture has nothing to do with good old fashioned, thrasher sex!!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
My BooBear weighs 58 pounds.......and I could take it and do some damage.........but the scary thing is that if I were to take too much........Daddy would be explaining that "Mommy OD'd on the dog's xanax" and I would be mortified for life!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nope.....some things better left untouched!!!!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Submitted by Sheeps on May 25, 2008 - 1:21am.
My prison tats disqualify me.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Good to hear VooDoo! LOL
My dog weighs 17 lbs.....her drugs wouldn't do shit anyway.....
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"He was the first! We were overprotective...by the 3rd child, you're letting them juggle knives!"
-Parenthood (The movie, not the magazine)
Paris, the funny thing is, I have some doggie xanax too.......but I will not take it........I do have my drug morals to abide by!!!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
The enviable thing about celebutards is not their money.....or notoriety.......it is their power to be able to hit on and boink any peasant they see fit...........
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
The only sedative I have in the house is Acepromazine- "Doggie Xanax"
sorry.......:(
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"He was the first! We were overprotective...by the 3rd child, you're letting them juggle knives!"
-Parenthood (The movie, not the magazine)
Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 24, 2008 - 10:19pm.
maybe some thrasher sex might take the edge off....
T-Val, special request for you.
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Y'all so sweet to take such good care of me!!!! I feel like Brit Brit........being supported and loved through my PMS crisis........haha
OT: I want to smack Kate and Lance's heads together like two coconuts.....whores..........
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Paris, I could go for a Valium or something like that.......never a bong hit.......I freak out and smack against the Paranoia button full throttle!!!!!!!!
You are sweet to offer though.........maybe some thrasher sex might take the edge off.......
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 24, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Hand over the Grey Goose, then. We can get thru this together.
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VooDoo, how about a bong hit?
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"He was the first! We were overprotective...by the 3rd child, you're letting them juggle knives!"
-Parenthood (The movie, not the magazine)
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 25, 2008 - 12:56am.
LOL. OK, but you owe me a quarter.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Sheeps.........step away.........I am going to KILL SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!!! THE GREY GOOSE IS NOT WORKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
TT99......WHORE!!!!!!!!! LOL
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
ubmitted by VooDooVixen on May 24, 2008 - 10:02pm.
I am experiencing Memorial Day PMS!!!
Good to know.
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