Kate And Lance Are Still At It
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are still slutting it up together. They have taken their act to Cannes! People reports the two were "dancing and kissing" at the Dolce and Gabbana party last night. A source said the two were dancing to old Madonna songs. HOMOS! Vintage Madonna makes Lance thinks of Jakey Poo. Can you imagine these two dancing? It's probably like watching two chickens mating.
The source said, "They were beaming at each other. So cute." Beaming?! That's called being "drunk as fuck !"
Another witness told UsWeekly, "While they were chatting, I'd notice that Lance would have his hand on the small of Kate's back, or his hand on top of hers."
He was holding down her hand, because she kept trying to grab his nut.
I give these slut whores one more week together. Kate gets around and so does Lance. Two whores don't make a right.
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This Nickelback song reminds me of the revolving sexual doors of the celebutards.............effing whores....gotta love em!
"Figured You Out"
Title: Nickelback - Figured You Out (Correct) lyrics
i like your pants around your feet
i like the dirt thats on your knees
i like the way you still say please
while your looking up at me
your like my faviourite damn disease
i love the places that we go
i love the people that you know
i love the way you cant say no
too many long nights in a row
i love the powder on your nose
and now i know who you are
it wasnt that hard
just to figure u out
and now i know who you are
it wasnt that hard
just to figure u out
i like the freecles on ur chest
i liket he way u like me best
i like the way ur not impressed
while u put me to the test
i like the wine stains on ur dress
i love the way u pass the cheque
i love the good times that u reck
i love your lack of self respect
when youre past out on the deck
i love my hands around ur neck
now i know who you are
it wasnt that hard
just to figure u out
and now i know who you are
it wasnt that hard
just to figure u out
i like your pants around your feet
i like the dirt thats on your knees
i like the way you still say please
while your looking up at me
your like my faviourite damn disease
and i hate the places that we go
i hate the people that you know
i hate the way you cant say no
too many long nights in a row
i hate the powder on your nose
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
I'm so glad I'm not famous. I would hate for every random hookup (and there have been many) to be described as coupledom. Can you imagine going home with some random guy at party and the next day your mom wanting to know how long you've been dating said dude? Meanwhile, you had to read the article to recall his name...yikes. BTW, I am in no way describing a night I have had. Shut up Sarah.
Thank Goodness Ryder has Goldie and Kurt to demonsrate a long term relationship. This kid sees nothing but Revolving Doors (regarding partners) when it comes to both his parents.
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"He was the first! We were overprotective...by the 3rd child, you're letting them juggle knives!"
-Parenthood (The movie, not the magazine)
Flat chested whore.............one nutted slutt.......you can see that the PMS is kicking into full gear...........
I am experiencing Memorial Day PMS!!!!!!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
"Canoodle is how a person with a harelip pronounces "cup o' noodles"."
is gonna be VLL's new siggie
OnT: if she put half as much effort into acting as she did getting some dick she would be a much biggr success.
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 8:29pm.
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The creepiest thing about Lance:
HE HAS NO LIPS.
Just look at him!
NO FUCKING LIPS. His face runs right up to his teeth.
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And where are his eyebrows?
Dude creeps me out. I can almost make out the words 'child toucher' on his fivehead.
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Holy shit that was fucking funny!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I think he has been eating too much coochie. It looks like he has pussy burn all over his face. LOL!
Chelsea Handler was ragging on his one ball getting around the other night. I think his ex-wife should put on her stiletto heels and jump up and down on it to old Madonna songs.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
Something about him reminds me of Jim Bob Duggar. The generic facial features and bland eyes. Is it time for me to go to bed?
I don't know why, but I feel sorry for her. Something I've read abour her upbringing, and her marriage makes me feel sorry for her. Even though I know she's probably a twit and responsible for her own behavior/problems as an adult.
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 24, 2008 - 9:52pm.
He could probably keep a chick if he stopped giving them those yellow rubber band bracelets for anniversaries and birthdays.
OMFG I can't stop laughing.
That is so harsh but funny as all hell.
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 24, 2008 - 10:50pm.
Canoodle is how a person with a harelip pronounces "cup o' noodles".
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 25, 2008 - 3:50am.
Okay, so I am dense.
Does canoodling involve penetration? If so, I would like to sign up, please.
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That is seriously the cutest thing I've read on here all week! :)
He could probably keep a chick if he stopped giving them those yellow rubber band bracelets for anniversaries and birthdays.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
***Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 24, 2008 - 9:50pm.
Does canoodling involve penetration? If so, I would like to sign up, please.
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With who, Uni-ball?
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
TV BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
U sure?
It would be like taking advantage of a tween boy.
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Okay, so I am dense.
Does canoodling involve penetration? If so, I would like to sign up, please.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 24, 2008 - 10:40pm.
I'd still totally canoodle her from the back.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Sheeps. lololol
Thanks. :)
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 24, 2008 - 7:40pm.
Wow, good pop cult ref.
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Team Toe
Sheeps, LMAO.
Didn't Mary Kate Olsen like Lance too?
Kate better keep her You, Me and Dupree flat chested ass away from Mary Kate's man.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 24, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Well, at least they weren't CANOOOOOODLING!
I don't know, Mel. She looks sort of over-the-moon happy.
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Team Toe
On the upside for Kate, he's less likely to try to kill himself when they break up.
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***Submitted by poo on May 24, 2008 - 9:13pm.
The creepiest thing about Lance:
HE HAS NO LIPS.
Just look at him!
NO FUCKING LIPS. His face runs right up to his teeth.
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And where are his eyebrows?
Dude creeps me out. I can almost make out the words 'child toucher' on his fivehead.
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
Well, at least they weren't CANOOOOOODLING!
He is a slut.
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Why is the area under his nose always red and chafed? Is it from the razor stubble on Jake Gyllenhaal's nutsack?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
why would any women would want to suck on one ball sack full of steroids?
He deserves some credit for even being able to have sex after all those steroids he pumped into his body. Having one ball probably doesn't help matters, either.
ps: Frito Dorito = greatest message board name ever.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
LMFAO! Mono ball deep!
I'm sorry to hear you are having health problems Frito. I'll keep the positive thoughts coming your way.
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The creepiest thing about Lance:
HE HAS NO LIPS.
Just look at him!
NO FUCKING LIPS. His face runs right up to his teeth.
Plus, he's a douche who's made a career out of cheating and hypocrisy.
Hero? I call bullshit.
Thinking about Lance Armstrong going mono-ball-deep into anyone makes me nauseous. It's like thinking about really old men getting it on. Like John McCain butt-humping his plastic wife.
Congratulations, douche! You've joined the senior set early.
He reminds me of the jock/star athlete in college who would drop the latest girlfriend once she was getting more attention from his friends & outside people...than he was.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Poor Owen...
Big peen? I think not. If so, the skin and bones Olsen twin would have been ground into dust. She's still walking around.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Wonky whore and one-ball bitch.
Vitriol. It's what I do.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
I seriously don't get why Lance gets so much snatch. There isn't anything hot about him. He reminds of that friend's dad that everyone had that was all pervy and he would ask you a whole bunch of weird questions, like if you were a virgin or not and then disguise it as if he's "just makin' sure you ain't influencin' muh daughter or nuthin' "
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 24, 2008 - 9:35pm.
She's just in it for the easier tea bagging.
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LOL!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by NitWitty on May 24, 2008 - 7:38pm.
Hey, Frito! Held good thoughts for ya the other day..right before I ate your offspring! Don't hate me I always say a prayer before I eat. *MuaH* Seriously tho, have been. any news yet?
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Don't worry about eating my spawn, I do all the time. Wait, pretend you didn't hear that... I'm not a cannibal, I swear.
No test results yet. I can't bend over from the spinal tap though, if I do my back starts to hurt like a bitch! glad to see my dlisted sluts again!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 5:35pm.
***Submitted by RJII on May 24, 2008 - 8:31pm.
his ugly skinny ass MUST have a big cock.
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Even so, I can't imagine grinding on it with that creepy face staring at me. He gives me the willies. *shivers*
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HA! True. He reminds me of an elf on steroids.
Is he rockin' a SEXAY implant? I mean what's good for the goose is good for the gander. IMPLANT THE CANCER FREAK NOW! (and yes, I'm being "ironical" )...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hey, Frito! Held good thoughts for ya the other day..right before I ate your offspring! Don't hate me I always say a prayer before I eat. *MuaH* Seriously tho, have been. any news yet?
~~Team Toe~~
Hi sky! ♥ You talkin' to CTH! Lucky!
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Submitted by Aphid on May 24, 2008 - 7:34pm.
SB, Frito, and everyone else who just joined the thread, hello!
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Good evening.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
She's just in it for the easier tea bagging.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
***Submitted by RJII on May 24, 2008 - 8:31pm.
his ugly skinny ass MUST have a big cock.
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Even so, I can't imagine grinding on it with that creepy face staring at me. He gives me the willies. *shivers*
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
Oh, Laws Sky...somehow I picture AT&T announcing their lines have somehow all been burned up and out and we'll all have to go back to smoke signals.
~~Team Toe~~
SB, Frito, and everyone else who just joined the thread, hello!
Hey Nitty! I just got off the phone w/CTH a little bit ago. Love that ho!
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
his ugly skinny ass MUST have a big cock. He's sprung Sheryl, an Olsen, Matthew, now this easy ho.
Evenin, Sky. How's tricks?
~~Team Toe~~