Kate And Lance Are Still At It
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are still slutting it up together. They have taken their act to Cannes! People reports the two were "dancing and kissing" at the Dolce and Gabbana party last night. A source said the two were dancing to old Madonna songs. HOMOS! Vintage Madonna makes Lance thinks of Jakey Poo. Can you imagine these two dancing? It's probably like watching two chickens mating.
The source said, "They were beaming at each other. So cute." Beaming?! That's called being "drunk as fuck !"
Another witness told UsWeekly, "While they were chatting, I'd notice that Lance would have his hand on the small of Kate's back, or his hand on top of hers."
He was holding down her hand, because she kept trying to grab his nut.
I give these slut whores one more week together. Kate gets around and so does Lance. Two whores don't make a right.
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hello slutz.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by DeeDee on May 24, 2008 - 9:14pm.
I guess. He's a phoney for sure. If you believe he never used steroids while he was racing, you're a fool.
Nitty, Aphid, DeeDee, mike, Sheeps et al:
*MUAH*
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
He just looks pervy to me, and not in a good way.
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
@ mike Lance is a whore and a pimp? What is that called? whimp?
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I nubs you too, Sockie. <333
OT: Really? He's pimping energy supplements? Pfft.
I'm sorry but i think he's heinu.
Submitted by NitWitty on May 24, 2008 - 9:03pm.
Aww, Sockie. Dry your tears. *hands you your favorite dryer sheet* She's made of leather while you on the other hand, full on egyptian cotton. No comparison!
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Huh? Did you say something? I keep staring at your smoking baby chocha! It's hilarious!
Back to me...*deep sniff of dryer sheet* mmmm...And yeah, I'm made of the good stuff! lol
ON T: Kate is a serial dater. She'll drop him soon. He'll beat her to it, though.
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Have y'all seen Lance has been reduced to pimping for some stupid "energy" supplement?
LOL, right sheeps. I heard Lance gets winded walking up the stairs too.
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Submitted by Aphid on May 24, 2008 - 9:04pm.
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*opens hamper, peers in*
Oh no, not YOU changita bonita! Kate Butthump! ;)
YOU are a beautiful little knit monkey. xoxo
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*opening hamper lid* *BIG sock monkey hug & smooch* *whispering*..uh...I'm strictly cashmere and silk, right? .never polyester...! LOL!! I lurves you, Aphid!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Giving his kids more reasons to look up to him, I see. That's another book I'm waiting for: "The Spawn of the Slutty Unicle Speaks!". Top 10 best-seller.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 24, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Submitted by Aphid on May 24, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Monkeyface and Speedbag Racer are still at it huh?
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Huh? Monkeyface? But...but...but...I thought I was a cutie! *runs from room crying* Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! *jumps into hamper*
LOL! Just kidding. She has monkey ears. Not pretty ones like mine, though. Hmmmph!
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*opens hamper, peers in*
Oh no, not YOU changita bonita! Kate Butthump! ;)
YOU are a beautiful little knit monkey. xoxo
I heard Lance prefers bikes.
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Aww, Sockie. Dry your tears. *hands you your favorite dryer sheet* She's made of leather while you on the other hand, full on egyptian cotton. No comparison!
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DeeDee: She's no Tory Burch, is she?
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Lance's peen must have picked up some extra pumping powers after his ball was cut off.
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"Two whores don't make a right."
My new motto!
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Submitted by Aphid on May 24, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Monkeyface and Speedbag Racer are still at it huh?
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Huh? Monkeyface? But...but...but...I thought I was a cutie! *runs from room crying* Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! *jumps into hamper*
LOL! Just kidding. She has monkey ears. Not pretty ones like mine, though. Hmmmph!
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She should learn how to sleep by herself. It's a valuable skill.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
I love how everyone is too afraid to talk about Lance's manwhorish ways because of his American hero status. If it were anyone else the media would have gotten his ass a long time ago.
There is something about Lance I don't like...hmmmm...Everything!
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She LOVES her some douchebags. Lance has an excellent entry dedicated to him on Dickipedia.
dude has major baggage.
dont get his appeal with the ladies.
Monkeyface and Speedbag Racer are still at it huh?
Erm, riding on the Tour de Lance. Sorry, it was half thought out, have to beat that damn ovine persuasion every damn time, yano? The pressure!!!
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She's on her Tour De Lance.
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she looks like a larger version of the olsen twin he used to have sit in his lap
Ugh. Both are not-so-hot sluts.