Sunday, May 25th 2008
Stay Home!
These two should really be home rocking bat baby to sleep NOT out partying. They look like they were chewed up and spit out! They probably don't even have a good time at the club. They sit in the corner like two Debbie Downers, sipping on their Sex On The Beaches and nodding at each other every now and again. Bat Boy probably locks himself in the bathroom, turns off the lights, hangs upside down on the ceiling and tries catch a few zzzzzzs. Stay home!
And that lipstick on Xtina should be illegal. Shauna Sand and Barbie circa 1987 are the only two bitches that can pull off that shade.
Wenn, Splashnewsonline.com
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"They look like they were chewed up and spit out!"
Do you guys wanna know why the look like that! The have a six month old baby at home and he wakes up every five hours when he is hungry, angry or having a bad dream! They wake up and has to take care of the little one! Try it out yourselfs! Get a fucking baby and to look good you self! And why must people who go out to eat be drunk afterwards! They were out to eat! Fuck you all!!
When you have a newborn, you need to be there around the clock for the feedings. You need to be alert NOT hungover and tired from partying! Don't get me wrong - everyone deserves a night out - but not as much as this attention whore does! I think Nicole Richie is doing a better job than this idiot. When you have a baby... you want to stay home, you start to change, you mature, you become less selfish. For her she wants to get out, unload her responsibilies on others, party, get shitfaced and be seen! She got pregnant just to get her pay day for selling the kids photos!!
This chic is headed down Britneyville!
http://www.intimatemingle.com
beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site ★★★ I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m★★★... where handsome,WHITE and BLACK men can find pretty and sexual women！ ！！！！！！！！！！！！
Wow. Bitch has "I WISH I NEVER GAVE BIRTH TO THAT LIL BAT BOY!" written all over her face in frosted fuschia lipstick!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
i bet it must be hell to get all that mascara and foundation out of their bed sheets...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
I love when a woman puts on trash clothes and then frosting make-up. It's such a bundle of contradictions. Is it saying, "I really didn't feel like going out, so I just threw this on, but was suddenly inspired to glam up" or is it saying, "I was so tired after taking two hours to put on make-up that I just threw the rest on"?
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
I guess it's insecurity that makes her pile on the make-up like that, but I'm sure she'd be a lot cuter without all that shit on her face.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Christina needs to be arrested for crimes against make-up.
Wow. She puts on full studio makeup every time she goes out. She even has the fake eyelashes. If the music thing hadn't worked out, she could be a makeup artist at MAC.
Damn, she just keeps losing weight doesn't she.
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edited, because after posting, Slutts realized that was in poor taste...even for Slutts!
Sorry about that Sheeps!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 25, 2008 - 7:03pm.
lol DAE, you funny.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on May 25, 2008 - 7:13pm.
I guess that proves you're not a loonie.
Loonies do not have any sense of humour.
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*pouts* Does this mean I have to give back my hard earned Xtina loonie PhD? and the free badge I recived because I spent over £50? Bugger.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
McSlutty: Try searching Amazon for "My Beautiful Mommy-Whore." It'll answer all his uncomfortable questions.
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Team Toe
Submitted by Skye10 on May 25, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Why does she insist on doing the bitch pout? *sigh*
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Cause it's closing time, and she knows she has to go home to the kid.
I'm not sure if I like the ensemble on Xtina but anyways her face looks a hot mess. Why does she insist on doing the bitch pout? *sigh*
You made the right choice, Slutts. Trust me.
OK folks, I'm off for a bit.
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Canoodle is how a person with a harelip pronounces "cup o' noodles". - TV, bringing the funny, as always
just because she's wearing that ugly poin lipstick don't mean shes pulling it off.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 25, 2008 - 2:13pm.
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You have made me see the light! *canceling online order to purchase "John Tesh: Live at the Red Rocks" cd, now ordering book "So Your Mom's a Whore".
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 26, 2008 - 2:02am.
Excatly! *nods* It's plausable too because *mumbles* xtinadoessometimeslooklikeatranny.
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I guess that proves you're not a loonie.
Loonies do not have any sense of humour.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
Slutts, John Tesh is the devil. Do you want to be responsible for releasing another one onto the earth? No way. If you see your little one come home with slightly windswept hair and a bulky black blazer, you got trouble brewin, sista
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Canoodle is how a person with a harelip pronounces "cup o' noodles". - TV, bringing the funny, as always
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 25, 2008 - 2:01pm.
you should read him DListed at night time before he goes to bed so he is good and scared. He'll be on the lookout for whores the rest of his life, terrified of falling pray to their whorish, soulless ways.
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No, I'm afraid that he'll look at me in a new light with raised eyebrows and thinking "why doesn't my mom wear panties?". Letting him read Dlisted would be opening up a can of worms for me; maybe a mini John Tesh isn't so bad, or at least until he's old to pay for his own therapist when he finds out that his mom is a whore too. Just joking, people..I do wear panties...I just forget where I leave them.
lol DAE, you funny.
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Canoodle is how a person with a harelip pronounces "cup o' noodles". - TV, bringing the funny, as always
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 25, 2008 - 6:56pm.
DAE I love the way you think! If you are going to have 7, you might as well make one "special"
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Excatly! *nods* It's plausable too because *mumbles* xtinadoessometimeslooklikeatranny.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Slutts
you should read him DListed at night time before he goes to bed so he is good and scared. He'll be on the lookout for whores the rest of his life, terrified of falling pray to their whorish, soulless ways.
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Canoodle is how a person with a harelip pronounces "cup o' noodles". - TV, bringing the funny, as always
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 25, 2008 - 10:55am.
Now I'm worried that I'm raising a mini John Tesh
HAHAHAHA. *crying here*
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Team Toe
DAE I love the way you think! If you are going to have 7, you might as well make one "special"
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Canoodle is how a person with a harelip pronounces "cup o' noodles". - TV, bringing the funny, as always
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 25, 2008 - 1:52pm.
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*shaking head* I know, I know, I know I should have let that boy watch more cable. Now I'm worried that I'm raising a mini John Tesh; he doesn't have a clue.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 25, 2008 - 6:45pm.
No prob DAE. Only on second thought, instead of Stewardess Christina do the pin up Candy Man Christina. That would be hot. Or frightening.
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Viva, Viva, Viva *shakes head* little maths for you
Xtina + sexy outfit = HOTNESS
'frightening' methinks your fingers slipped. Silly!
Right back onto the dolls - with or without a penis? Cos i'm thinking one with... (well one anyway!)
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Submitted by Sluttsville on May 25, 2008 - 6:47pm.
No, Pink didn't like it either, she thought have been in the middle of that sandwich; but the other two complained of her breath; so that's when MaDonna got the call.
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Lmfao!
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Hi Slutty! I am good, just browsing ToysRUs.com for some christmas gift ideas ;p
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Canoodle is how a person with a harelip pronounces "cup o' noodles". - TV, bringing the funny, as always
VLL, how ya doin' doll?
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 25, 2008 - 6:32pm.
I am the only person who doesn't like the Unfitney/madonna/Xtina kiss (apart from xtina)
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No, Pink didn't like it either, she thought have been in the middle of that sandwich; but the other two complained of her breath; so that's when MaDonna got the call.
No prob DAE. Only on second thought, instead of Stewardess Christina do the pin up Candy Man Christina. That would be hot. Or frightening.
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Canoodle is how a person with a harelip pronounces "cup o' noodles". - TV, bringing the funny, as always
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 25, 2008 - 6:30pm.
*eyes light up* now THAT'S an idea! And Christina's already done the Hawaiian thing so I know what the doll will look like. Thanks Viva!!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on May 25, 2008 - 6:32pm.
The Genie era? Nooooooooo. *hides in fear* So it's just Dirrty and beyond. OK. Look Slutts, you can have more than me, I'm the resident Xtina loonie. *wags finger again*
Xtina be 27, so that's how many I'll get.
I am the only person who doesn't like the Unfitney/madonna/Xtina kiss (apart from xtina)
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Have a great weekend Mr. President; no one messes with a Clint Eastwood avie unless they enjoy looking down the barrel of a Winchester.
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 25, 2008 - 1:23pm.
Thanks, Slutty. Have a great weekend y'all and if you see some crazy posts with a Clint Eastwood av, it's not me!!! Laters.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Submitted by Jaded - the original on May 25, 2008 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 25, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Question (to anybody) Is 7 giant blow up Xtina dolls too many? (cos I was thinking one for everyday of the week) OR is not enough?
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Well, SEVEN might be a tad "over the top", DAE.
Maybe one for each hair color that she's had??
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Really? OK. So that's....*thinking* 6. *shrugs* I'll just get 7.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by Sheeps on May 25, 2008 - 1:26pm.
hahahaha. *baring butt, inviting you to bite it*
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Hmmmmm, that's strange....sheep butt tasting like chicken.
you should look for one that isnt dirrrrrrty
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 25, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Question (to anybody) Is 7 giant blow up Xtina dolls too many? (cos I was thinking one for everyday of the week) OR is not enough?
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Oh DAE, I sometimes find my collection of 17 Xtina dolls isn't enough. A couple are from the "Genie in a Bottle" era, then the Lady Marmalade period, then the Dangerous era....and so on. For a few extra bucks you can get the interchangeable wigs and costumes; and sometimes I pretend that she is on one side and Brit's on the other and I'm Madonna at the MTV Awards; and then we all start to kiss and.......oh, never mind.
DAE, I think 7 giant blow-ups are enough for now.
DAE you should get different themed ones like Hawaiian Christina and Stewardess Christina and change it up like that.
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Canoodle is how a person with a harelip pronounces "cup o' noodles". - TV, bringing the funny, as always
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 25, 2008 - 10:18am.
Getting the sexay times back with your partner is hard after you have a baby.
This is true. Plus you got the needy young'un nearby. I know some new parents who were afraid to go out for more than a year after the birth, cuz they were so paranoid about the sitter, etc.
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Team Toe
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 25, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Question (to anybody) Is 7 giant blow up Xtina dolls too many? (cos I was thinking one for everyday of the week) OR is not enough?
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Well, SEVEN might be a tad "over the top", DAE.
Maybe one for each hair color that she's had??
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 25, 2008 - 10:15am.
hahahaha. *baring butt, inviting you to bite it*
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Team Toe
Submitted by Mr. President on May 25, 2008 - 1:14pm.
200 word smackdown? I knew it was wise to stay on your good side. Please be gentle with Mr. President
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Always gentle with you, Mr. President. Now, let's lock-n-load, and grab that can of red paint; there's a town that needs a paintin'.
"Team Slut"
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 25, 2008 - 6:15pm.
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Bwhahahahahahahaha *stops, clean pee out of chair* hahahahahahahahahaha *stops, cleans up pee again*
That's funny because Sheeps is not....smart!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Naughty!! *wags finger* Any more naughtiness from you and I'll send you to live with Unfitney for a week, 'kay? ;0)
Question (to anybody) Is 7 giant blow up Xtina dolls too many? (cos I was thinking one for everyday of the week) OR is not enough?
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 25, 2008 - 1:07pm.
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Slutts! Darling! Of course I'd be impressed! Where is this fine smack down of our sheepish friend?
On topic: Getting the sexay times back with your partner is hard after you have a baby. They probably can't do "naked Sundays" anymore. (snicker)
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 25, 2008 - 1:08pm.
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*points at sheeps* Sheeps is a smart lady people, listen to her! Thanks Sheeps! :o)
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Bwhahahahahahahaha *stops, clean pee out of chair* hahahahahahahahahaha *stops, cleans up pee again*
That's funny because Sheeps is not....smart!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 25, 2008 - 1:07pm.
200 word smackdown? I knew it was wise to stay on your good side. Please be gentle with Mr. President.
Thank you.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 25, 2008 - 12:50pm.
claps for the one person that gets it
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Keep your STD's to yourself, troll.
p.s. The syphillis has invaded your brain.
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