Two Dumb Sluts In Monaco
Gross. They already annoy the fuck out of me and they haven't even been together for a month. I'm surprised they've lasted this long. Can't they just keep their nastiness indoors and spare us all! Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong arrived in Monaco together for the Formula 1 Grand Prix.
The two sluts bags left their hotel today and got on a boat. Unfortunately, the boat didn't sink. I know, such hate. I can't help it. This is what they do to me.
Kate really needs to spend a few hours in the mirror, examining her laugh. Bitch looks fug when she laughs. She looks like she's smelling a rancid fart that she created. We all should examine our laughs in the mirror. Shit, I have spent many a night working on my "laugh face," "eating face" and "yawn face."
Here's more pics of Kate and Lance skeezing it up in Monaco.
I really love Kate but I must say that she carries herself with no class or self respect. I mean here is a 'single mom' who constantly talks about how she wants to be with her son all the time yet every week its a new dick. Its just really unattractive kinnda like Lance, he is the biggest douche ever.
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Another Dlisted poster on a different day said that Kate should watch out, Lance gives all his women cancer....too funny.
I think he's a tool who left his wife and kids not for another woman he fell in love with but to live a juvenile celebrity lifestyle and fuck as many other women as he could.
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r u sure that's not nicolette and michael bolton?
She just always looks filthy dirty to me. And by the by, where in the fuck is her kid? Chris Robinson should be glad that he got rid of this skank bitch and Owen should be breathing a sigh of relief at having shed two douche bags out of his life!
Doesnt he only have 1 ball?
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by jennaallen bitches on May 26, 2008 - 9:03am.
Am I the only one that thinks Kate Hudson is the prettiest actress ever? She can do no wrong. Love you Kate!
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yes, you are.
prettiest actress EVER?
THAT is a bold statement, but you're entitled.
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Am I the only one that thinks Kate Hudson is the prettiest actress ever? She can do no wrong. Love you Kate!
she sure gets around....
I totally thought it was Kevin Costner and Kate Hudson lol
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who hasn't Lance or Hudson done? LANCE= get on a bike already! HUDSON= stay home with your son!
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Good morning, dlisted slutz n hworez, hope y'all had a good weekend!!
Are they Hudstrong? Kance? I'm tired of typing 'promiscuous bitches'!!
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Kate's legs appear strangely twisted in that extra long pair of jeans. Also, the face is somewhat common. I can't believe she was voted "most beautiful" by People magazine. She is mildly attractive at best!
I just don't understand all the hype about her. There are hundreds of more beautiful and talented women in Hollywood!
IG, we need to swap email addys...do you have a ms page? I wouldn't mind showing you around the area when you get here. But I'm leaving the first week of July for nearly a month so we'll have you settled before then.
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Thanks Nitty, Deb was saying that the traffic is a bitch. But then again, so am I. :) I guess we'll concentrate on the immediate area of work, seeing as how we don't know shit about Houston.
And Deb, we'll be there for at least a year, and yes, they'll put us up in a hotel until we find something we like.
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But then again, what do I know?
IG, anything inside beltway 8 on Briar Forest is cool. It starts getting shady when you get outside the beltway. Westhiemer is main street that's got TONS of pan handlers and quite a few bad patches. Heads up tho: Traffic is a NIGHTMARE in that area.~~Team Toe~~
i thought it was lindsay lohan and her father. ^^ lol
I don't think I can hate on Lance Armstrong. Someone I know has a child & their teacher died of cancer suddenly, he saw the story and came to the school to talk to the kids to show them that not all cancer patients die.
He did however give them a gazillion of those annoying yellow bands but the kids liked it.
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Hey Nits! I will call you later!
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I need to get going, I have another room and 2 bathrooms to complete before the moving van gets here with my stuff. The painters slopped paint all OVER wood veneer floor
and bathrooms are a disaster!
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Sorry, I'm here..was checking mail..{{IG and DEB}}
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OMG!!!!
Look before you rent if at all possible, in the grocery stores there are always apartment guides. How long are ya'll going to be in Houston and they will give you a hotel before you get settled?
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Done!!
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But then again, what do I know?
Next Friday. These people don't waste any time!
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But then again, what do I know?
When do you move, what is the date? I am in San Antonio about 3 hours west of Houston (as I drive)
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Deb, it looked pretty "residential" from what I could see on Google earth, however I'll take your word for it on the traffic. That's where the hub is going to be working though, so we wanted to get something in the area. By the way, I REALLY appreciate your advice! ♥
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But then again, what do I know?
IG, It is a good area if you are looking live in there but traffic in that corredor is alittle outrageous even by TX standards...lol
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Hi Deb, aren't you en route somewhere? Where are you, anyway? My question is do you know the area between Briar Forest Drive and Westheimer Road? We finally got a moving date... YIPPEE!!
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But then again, what do I know?
IG I am here, how can I help??
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Nitty, are you still here? I got a quick question to ask you re Houston. Thanks...
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But then again, what do I know?
Not a fan of the extra long jean leg. What stylist is telling women this is attractive?
Stick, that's probably why they've both got funky looking noses. One can only imagine the horror of kissing with no lips.
~~Team Toe~~
They both have no lips how do they kiss?
Looks like Kate musta' found one of Cheryl's sweaters in the back of Lance's closet. Does every girl who dates him have to turn into a granola muncher?
~~Team Toe~~
Like I said before, she must take it in the ass, up the nose, in the ears, etc. She is one nasty chick. I bet she has herpes and all kinds of nasty STDs. She ain't pretty. And he is definitely going through a mid-life crisis or something. He better watch out with her - he might lose the other ball.
For some reason her hotness factor went down with with this boyfriend.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Okay. I'm totally hammered. It's Fleet Week in Manhattan, what can I say. Kate Hudson needs to realize that it's okay to not have a boyfriend for five minutes. Lots of us do it and we don't fall apart.
Why are they such whores? Honestly, they fuck among their SAME group of friends, which I find more disgusting than finding fresh meat to fuck. It's just weird!!! Kate Hudson is a (decently) successful actress, with I'm sure WAY more options than ONE NUT Magee...branch out bitch!!!
Word on the street...
They both have empty nutsacks.
Submitted by Leatherette on May 25, 2008 - 10:57pm.
Skeevy mono-baller takes star-fucking to a whole new level.
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Maybe Lance and John Mayer have a competition going.
Submitted by zoloftpony on May 26, 2008 - 1:10am.
They should have been at the Coca Cola 600, sitting where the tire flew into the crowd.
ahhhh, wishful thinking!
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They should have been at the Coca Cola 600, sitting where the tire flew into the crowd.
Leatherette: "Skeevy mono-baller." lmao, I love it!
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Yep, he definitely has a type. Blond, lol. How long before he discards her (or she him) for the next bimbo/himbo? I can't stand him and she irritates me anymore (yes, I liked her for about 5 minutes). The ones who lose in all this mess are their kids.
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plus I'm tire of this girl...What has she done? really! what has she done to even post her picture here?..i havent seen any of her movies!... I met her on ***I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m*** where i sent an email to her with a wink response.. . She is very hot there, you also can find many black and white single men on that community
Skeevy mono-baller takes star-fucking to a whole new level.
Ummm This Looks Like A Scene Out of You Me And Dupree... When Kate is licking Lance's neck and her husband (The Something About Mary guy) Is Imagining it. Funny thing is, Owen Wilson is in that film, making the situation a bit fucked.
p.s. michael i want you, even though i am a girllll
Ummm This Looks Like A Scene Out of You Me And Dupree... When Kate is licking Lance's neck and her husband (The Something About Mary guy) Is Imagining it. Funny thing is, Owen Wilson is in that film, making the situation a bit fucked.
p.s. michael i want you, even though i am a girllll
Hey someone mentioned that Lance apparently has a type, which Aniston, Crow, Hudson and some other chick fit into?
Well isn't Blandiston ALSO friends with Crow and Hudson? They're passing him around the boy-bodied big-chinned bottle-blond group!