Two Dumb Sluts In Monaco
Gross. They already annoy the fuck out of me and they haven't even been together for a month. I'm surprised they've lasted this long. Can't they just keep their nastiness indoors and spare us all! Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong arrived in Monaco together for the Formula 1 Grand Prix.
The two sluts bags left their hotel today and got on a boat. Unfortunately, the boat didn't sink. I know, such hate. I can't help it. This is what they do to me.
Kate really needs to spend a few hours in the mirror, examining her laugh. Bitch looks fug when she laughs. She looks like she's smelling a rancid fart that she created. We all should examine our laughs in the mirror. Shit, I have spent many a night working on my "laugh face," "eating face" and "yawn face."
Here's more pics of Kate and Lance skeezing it up in Monaco.
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Take it easy, ESE. Don't stand outside Deb's new apt. without a bulletproof vest.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
see ya, Deb!... good luck with the move!.... gotta step out for a bit myself(cigarette run)... might be back later
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Nite, Deb, best of luck with the new place and any suspicious loiterers outside of it.
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Good night Kids. I have but one more day before moving an gets here (dingers crossed, yes typo but I like it) and I have a TON of stuff to do for new digs!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 12:52am.
that's just the answer i'm lookin' for!... that woman's been askin' for it!!LOL!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
You could be right and i'll be real
honesty won't be a pain you'll have to feel
'cause i don't need your approval to find my worth
i've been trapped inside of my own mind
afraid to open my eyes to what i'd find
i don't want to live like this anymore
Who Knew? The art of Googling!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 12:50am.
Not even if you park on my mother in law.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 26, 2008 - 12:50am.
and the name Quasimodo rings a bell
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 12:47am.
hey, i figure i won't have to worry about parking tickets anymore..... right... right!!LOL!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Lyndon Baines Valtrex does have a nice ring to it...
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night, Socky!!... don't forget to let Bozo in... he can't whore around ALL night!!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Still trying to perfect my aim at the shooting range using a derringer.
Socky never take a toy to a range. Get your mitts on a S&W Model 59, &mil, 14 round semi-auto (nickel finish with oak grip, sigh and drool)perfect weapon for ladies and small breed monkies. Not a lot of kick but will take down anything you aim it at.
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Nite, Sock, thanks for staying up late.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 26, 2008 - 12:43am.
get one of them assault rifles, that way you can have the "one that counts" and the fun of a really fucked up scene for the CSI!!LOL!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 12:43am.
Cool, I was planning on writing in the names of dead people and cartoon characters as my constituents.
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Nite. Nite. Everybody. *yawn*
Thanks for letting me play tonight. It was great!
*sock-monkey hugs & kisses*
ESE - try and sleep. Okay? Me worried about you.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
ESE, the average Texan owns 13 hand guns/rifles and while I can tell you I am below par, i figure it only takes one to make it count! lol.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 12:41am.
I'd never buy a handgun either, that's why I advocate burglarizing pawnshops. I'll be mayor of Newark in no time
you run, i'll move and vote!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 12:38am.
see, there's where i would have to humbly disagree... EVERYBODY would have to pay for the inconvenience!!... and that's why i've never bought a handgun!
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Baby steps, ESE. Baby steps. Still trying to perfect my aim at the shooting range using a derringer. Skit shooting & crossbow...no problem. lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 12:38am.
I'd never buy a handgun either, that's why I advocate burglarizing pawnshops. I'll be mayor of Newark in no time.
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Stress is going to get me first. Not to worry.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 26, 2008 - 12:34am.
Somebody had to pay for the inconvenience!
see, there's where i would have to humbly disagree... EVERYBODY would have to pay for the inconvenience!!... and that's why i've never bought a handgun!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 12:27am.
Just let me know if you want to borrow the trailer and my Billy Bob's Booty Basement "liquor up front, poker in the rear" baseball cap.
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That was YOU at the NASCAR...enjoying some honeydews (not the fruit)?! Shit.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 26, 2008 - 12:36am.
careful, that shit'll kill you.
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***handing TV a lit ciggie, just for giggles***
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 26, 2008 - 12:33am.
I'm drinking fucking Sterno here, I'm probably doing some damage on this end too.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 26, 2008 - 12:26am.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey
Doing "The Perp Walk" out of a WalMart!
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Uh...that's already happened. I'm the one being arrested for beating the kid in the backseat of someone's car. Why? He threw a tantrum when his mother wouldn't buy him the bubble gum. He held up the line for 45 minutes due to his antics. Mommy finally bought the bubble gum. Kid walked out with a smile on his face. Somebody had to pay for the inconvenience!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 12:27am.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 26, 2008 - 12:24am.
Just let me know if you want to borrow the trailer and my Billy Bob's Booty Basement "liquor up front, poker in the rear" baseball cap.
Hahaha. You guys are killing me tonight.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 12:30am.
That's XXXmas party.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 26, 2008 - 12:28am.
ooohhh, much too well... they broke up my christmas party!!!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 12:26am.
hey!... if "Cops" shows up, one or the other of you two can't be wearing a shirt... ya might as well show off the chesticles... ya know, get your moneys worth
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Might as well flash 'em, huh? Of course, opening credits at the beginning of the "Cops" show will read -
Chesticles brought to you by.."Team Valtrex, Certified Implant Wrangler."
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Hem your pants, whorebag!
ESE... and you know the Cops Clothing Optional Beach Patrol too????
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 26, 2008 - 12:24am.
Just let me know if you want to borrow the trailer and my Billy Bob's Booty Basement "liquor up front, poker in the rear" baseball cap.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 26, 2008 - 12:24am.
hey!... if "Cops" shows up, one or the other of you two can't be wearing a shirt... ya might as well show off the chesticles... ya know, get your moneys worth
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by Sock-Monkey
Doing "The Perp Walk" out of a WalMart!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 12:21am.
If you feel the need to spank the monkey, we won't judge.
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*baring teeth* grrrrrrr.....
Wait, did you say spanking?...Uh...wait, let me think about it. lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 26, 2008 - 12:15am.
@Socky, I used to think that your BF had his hands full with fiesty monkey but now he is Lars The Monkey Tamer! King of the Produce Aisle
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One of these days...we're gonna be on "Cops"..
I'll be wearing neon colored spandex leggings and a halter top. He'll be wearing his wife beater shirt and low riding jeans. Tats & piercings everywhere. Yeah, that'll be us.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 12:21am.
let's not reward her for her actions, shall we?!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
ROFLMFAO!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 12:20am.
If you feel the need to spank the monkey, we won't judge.
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@TV Dew it ever!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 26, 2008 - 12:15am.
@Socky, I used to think that your BF had his hands full with fiesty monkey but now he is Lars The Monkey Tamer! King of the Produce Aisle
and you thought he only had to keep her from tryin' to kill the future MIL with Bozo fur?... this monkey is outta control!!LOL!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by ESE & Manimal
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I luuurves picking out the cucumbers! The best part is when I start slicing them with a very sharp knife...over and over and over again. BF ain't smiling when I'm slicing & he hears that wicked laugh of mine. No, sir!
ON T: Lance probably has a very small cucumber.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 26, 2008 - 12:17am.
I prefer the Honeydews, does that make me a racist?
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 26, 2008 - 12:15am.
LOL
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@TV, EggPlant, the Funbag that doubles as a weapon.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 12:10am.
That was YOU? You didn't see what I was doing with the melons did you?
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No. All I saw were signs around the melons indicating "Careful" "Wet Floor" . That was YOU?!?!
ON T: Lance likes to date women with no melons.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
@Socky, I used to think that your BF had his hands full with fiesty monkey but now he is Lars The Monkey Tamer! King of the Produce Aisle
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 12:09am.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 26, 2008 - 12:07am.
don't feel bad, i still have "issues" picking out a good cucumber!
I thought I was the only one who "felt" that way.Haha
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