Two Dumb Sluts In Monaco
Gross. They already annoy the fuck out of me and they haven't even been together for a month. I'm surprised they've lasted this long. Can't they just keep their nastiness indoors and spare us all! Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong arrived in Monaco together for the Formula 1 Grand Prix.
The two sluts bags left their hotel today and got on a boat. Unfortunately, the boat didn't sink. I know, such hate. I can't help it. This is what they do to me.
Kate really needs to spend a few hours in the mirror, examining her laugh. Bitch looks fug when she laughs. She looks like she's smelling a rancid fart that she created. We all should examine our laughs in the mirror. Shit, I have spent many a night working on my "laugh face," "eating face" and "yawn face."
Here's more pics of Kate and Lance skeezing it up in Monaco.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 12:13am.
yeah, and you're the one pickle dancin', bastid!!LOL!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 26, 2008 - 12:13am.
I'm cringing just picturing it. Repeatedly.
Somewhere, Lance Armstrong knows exactly how I feel.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 12:09am.
They still won't let you test the fit?
j/k
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 12:01am.
If they're greenish and fuzzy, you may want to consult a doctor. Or an exorcist.
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My BF loves that fruit. Hmmm...why?!
And I always cringe when he's cutting it into slices.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 26, 2008 - 12:07am.
That was YOU? You didn't see what I was doing with the melons did you?
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 26, 2008 - 12:07am.
don't feel bad, i still have "issues" picking out a good cucumber!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 25, 2008 - 11:58pm.
You're getting kind of uppity for someone without workers comp.
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*gulp* My crystal uniball is saying I better behave. Bad things in the horizon..lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Lance gets his athletic supporters at half off.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
DEB, ESE, TV -
Hey! I'm sorry I just can't touch that fruit! My BF (when we grocery shop together) likes to grab one and hold it really close to my face...saying.."kiss it, kiss it!" laughing the whole time. I start screaming.."Get that away from me. Gross!" I think we're on every market security camera in town. I'm the screaming bitch running from the produce section.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 26, 2008 - 12:03am.
That's Manimal's word. It fits Lance the Lecher perfectly.
*salute to Man5*.... uniball... classic!!LOL!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 25, 2008 - 11:53pm.
Uniball... HAHAHA!
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That's Manimal's word. It fits Lance the Lecher perfectly. LMAO! Like a bra, it has its own cup size.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
@Socky, if here is only one kiwi left...it could remind you of Lance! BUT anyway you look at them if you don't do it right your lips are going to swell!
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 25, 2008 - 11:58pm.
well, i'm proud of ya... you're a one.. er.. two kiwi kinda monkey... ah, nevermind that still doesn't sound right
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 25, 2008 - 11:58pm.
If they're greenish and fuzzy, you may want to consult a doctor. Or an exorcist.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 25, 2008 - 11:56pm.
seriously, i wouldn't wanna go grocery shopping with him... i like grapes
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When I'm at the market, I never touch the kiwi..It reminds me of ...well, you know.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 25, 2008 - 11:56pm.
You're getting kind of uppity for someone without workers comp.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 25, 2008 - 11:47pm.
Jesus, how many hallways are you gonna stumble down? The cheese is 3 lefts and 2 rights!
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Shut.up. I'm gonna kick you. *scowling* Remember how much damage I caused at BEAT's wedding? lol
Besides, you guys started it with the gross stuff. ugh.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 25, 2008 - 11:52pm.
I have a feeling that if it was funbag related, I somehow was there. Was it about someone blowing a horn at you and you thinking of my love for all funbags?
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 25, 2008 - 11:50pm.
seriously, i wouldn't wanna go grocery shopping with him... i like grapes
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
***back flips with a gross of vanilla dryer sheets AND vanilla wafers for the banana pudding!**
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 25, 2008 - 11:51pm.
Uniball... HAHAHA!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
@TV I left you the funniest thing the other day (Funbag Day) and you never caught it. I was SOOOO disillusioned...LOL
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 25, 2008 - 11:45pm.
Good evening to all! Finally have my computer for a few hours
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*sock monkey somersault* Yeah! Deb! I'm happy to see you! *sock monkey smooch*
ON T: Uniball luurves the ladies.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 25, 2008 - 11:45pm.
soo, just to go on-topic for a minute... does Lance get pissed if ya shake a bag of marbles in front of him?
LOL. I'll bet he feels like a real oddball.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 25, 2008 - 11:47pm.
Jesus, how many hallways are you gonna stumble down? The cheese is 3 lefts and 2 rights!
SOMEBODY'S pissed they lost their biggest earner?!?!LOL!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 25, 2008 - 11:45pm.
No, but he gets pissed when the squirrels try to take his nuts.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
@ESE as in lost them for dating Kate Hudson? or are you going with the "sound of one hand clapping" venue...
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Ecru-lo as in lost them for datinggically challenged is the new "bone"
How did one nut Armstrong get to be a celebrity anyway?
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 25, 2008 - 11:41pm.
Jesus, how many hallways are you gonna stumble down? The cheese is 3 lefts and 2 rights!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
hi, Deb!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
soo, just to go on-topic for a minute... does Lance get pissed if ya shake a bag of marbles in front of him?
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Good evening to all! Finally have my computer for a few hours
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Ecru-logically challenged is the new "bone"
Damn this girl really needs to air out her vag. that's just nasty. ewww !!!
Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 25, 2008 - 11:33pm.
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Nite. Nite. VooDooVixen! Thanks for the visual..uh...be back later. *stumbling down hallway*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Nite, VooDoo, thanks for making me think of popcorn.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
night, VooDoo!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Team Val you are stretching your comedic self to new limits! I commend you!!!!!!!
"I love ya, I love ya all.......but I gots to go." Klymaxx circa 1980-something
Have a good night brothers and sisters of Dlisted. See you in the morning!!!! Peace out!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 25, 2008 - 11:29pm.
SONOFA!!... i made popcorn earlier!!... wasted effort
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 25, 2008 - 11:25pm.
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*deep sniff of scented dryer sheet* *deep sniff of scented dryer sheet* Trying to hold back my din din. Nope...not gonna work...bbl *stumbling down hallway*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 25, 2008 - 11:25pm
The really bad part was that after the x-ray, they had popcorn.
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Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 25, 2008 - 11:28pm.
feel free to gag, i trouble typing that one!!LOL!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
ESE, there are certain questions that are better left unanswered!!!!!! But I am getting a visual!
haha
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 25, 2008 - 11:25pm.
corn, eh?.... where was the cob?!?!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 25, 2008 - 11:21pm.
I had a BBQ today too. Things went well until my gf started choking on a hot dog. Trying to be witty I said I give her the "hiney-lick" maneuver. She mumbled it's stuck in my throat, not my ass!
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Oh! LMAO! I was about to say...when my future MIL starts having an allergic seizure due to cat hair on my clothing and is choking on her fucking cracker...I'm gonna say.."You want a hiney-lick?" She'll spit that shit right out. Trust.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
G'nite Joe.....and whoever said that proctologist have terrible jobs was not kidding! What is worse a proctologist or a gynocologist!??!?!?!
I have a friend who was assisting in the ER one night......a 400 pound woman came in complaining of stomach pain and cramping.......she had nonstop diareheaa and they HAD to do a pelvic...just "because" and my friend was there when they did the pelvic and there was diarhea and FREAKING CORN in her pubbies......GD can you imagine?!?!?!?!?! I would die!!!!!! I don't care how sick I was, I would not arrive at the ER with FREAKING corn stuck in my pubbies........I am making myself GAG!!!!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 25, 2008 - 11:21pm.
I also recommend the vigorous chest massage. Not for medical reasons, just as an ice breaker.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 25, 2008 - 11:21pm
I had a BBQ today too. Things went well until my gf started choking on a hot dog. Trying to be witty I said I give her the "hiney-lick" maneuver. She mumbled it's stuck in my throat, not my ass!
that'll teach ya to try and help!LOL!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 25, 2008 - 11:19pm.
Nite Socky, TV, ESE (if you're still here) and anyone else lurking. I'm on east coast time, so it's beddy-bye for me.
Have a good night!
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Nite. Nite. Joe Shmoe! Thank you for the funny!
*sock monkey hug & smooch*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
nite, joe schmoe! I'm east coast too, so I'm out in 6 hours
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 25, 2008 - 11:15pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 25, 2008 - 11:11pm.
Why, thank you! I am well, I just barbecued for 30 today, now I'm drinking for 31.
I had a BBQ today too. Things went well until my gf started choking on a hot dog. Trying to be witty I said I give her the "hiney-lick" maneuver. She mumbled it's stuck in my throat, not my ass!
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